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>tfw gf is away visiting her family for a week

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>12 "virgin walk" threads .
>No Ban for the fag making them

Are Mods sleeping or nobody is saging them ?

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what insect are you most like

for me it's the slug

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Just fuck my hairline up

I'm only 19

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This is the basic overview of a story I've been developing so far:
A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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Anyone else want to gorilla glue their face in armpits and just die?

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How do you do the virginwalk? Can somebody teach me how to blend into the virgin crowd?

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Who else /emotionallyunstable/ here?
>hear baby brother crying
>get extremely sad about it
>start crying too
>parents are stuck with two crying offsprings one of them is 19 years old

What are your ways of coping with it?

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>suspect I may have autism or some other social disorders
>start researching on how to obtain a psychological evaluation
>insurance doesn't cover assessments
>$250 just for a consultation
>actual assessment is likely to be over $1,000

Is there a easier way to 'just get professional help bro' without my wallet getting professionally raped?

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>tfw girls are more attractive when they are younger
>tfw don't want to be a pedo but no adult woman will ever look this good

what did nature mean by this?

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Anyone else here have suicide plans? What are they?
I'm going to kill myself when I'm 40.

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>be college freshman
>girl invites me over to her house to study
>holyshit.png
>shower and clean up and head over
>get there
>greeted at the door by some 6'3 chad fuck
>we study for about an hour in the living room of this one bedroom apartment while chad goes to the grocery store
>comes back and with groceries and asks stacey to help him at the attached kitchenette with dinner (spaghetti, frozen meatballs, frozen garlic bread)
>they get flirty and start making out by the stove while I'm alone laying on the living room floor with my notebook and and text
>girl is giggling and asks "Hey anon can you watch the stove for a minute" while chad has his hand down her pants
>they go into the bedroom and close the door
>hear the door lock
>hear them climb onto the mattress
>hear chad's metal belt buckle clanging
>meanwhile I'm standing by the stove boiling the spaghetti noodles
>I don't know why but I begin putting the garlic bread and the meatballs into the microwave
>suddenly hear girl moaning and skin slapping through the fucking wall
>I end up cooking their entire dinner
>about 45 minutes later they come out and she's wearing his shirt and shorts
>chad fucking walks out of the room butt ass naked and makes a bee line straight to the bathroom to shower
>she thanks for taking care of things and that she's had enough studying for today
>sends me home with a piece of garlic bread

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My fellow autists, I bring a message of hope!
Im an autist, have severe depression, am an alcoholic, procrastinate until 1 day before deadlines but still manage to (barely) get myself through medical school. If I can realise my dreams so can you!
Post your struggles so we can help each other with advise. KEK provides!

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Who here feels like they are trapped between two worlds I mean I can't accept the mundane of reality and search for divinity elsewhere as if these are two principles that hold our world together. It gives me a reason to endure all this pain because I know it will end and perhaps I will end up where I already am inside just a step further into that unknown place. Tell me about your spirituality I just want to talk about it because when I spend too long meditating on it I feel very lonely.

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is the dude pill the ultimate pill for neets?