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>be college freshman >girl invites me over to her house

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>be college freshman
>girl invites me over to her house to study
>holyshit.png
>shower and clean up and head over
>get there
>greeted at the door by some 6'3 chad fuck
>we study for about an hour in the living room of this one bedroom apartment while chad goes to the grocery store
>comes back and with groceries and asks stacey to help him at the attached kitchenette with dinner (spaghetti, frozen meatballs, frozen garlic bread)
>they get flirty and start making out by the stove while I'm alone laying on the living room floor with my notebook and and text
>girl is giggling and asks "Hey anon can you watch the stove for a minute" while chad has his hand down her pants
>they go into the bedroom and close the door
>hear the door lock
>hear them climb onto the mattress
>hear chad's metal belt buckle clanging
>meanwhile I'm standing by the stove boiling the spaghetti noodles
>I don't know why but I begin putting the garlic bread and the meatballs into the microwave
>suddenly hear girl moaning and skin slapping through the fucking wall
>I end up cooking their entire dinner
>about 45 minutes later they come out and she's wearing his shirt and shorts
>chad fucking walks out of the room butt ass naked and makes a bee line straight to the bathroom to shower
>she thanks for taking care of things and that she's had enough studying for today
>sends me home with a piece of garlic bread
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This story hurts too much to be real. Try harder.
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>>35832071
Nice copy pasta
Pasta copy
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What the fuck, how can normies be so disrespectful, atleast tell you to go home first.
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Kek. Good greentext, anon.
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>>35832071
>>meanwhile I'm standing by the stove boiling the spaghetti noodles
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>>35832071
Should've spat in the food
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>>35832152
I don't know why I didn't. It all happened so fast and I had never been that close to people having sex before so I just tried to play it cool even though I almost had a panic attack.
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>>35832195
Oh well, at least you got garlic bread.
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You had almost an hour alone with the food and you didn't sabotage it? You disappoint me OP.
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Why not calling the police and report a violent rape?
And leave afterwards with your meatballs
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>>35832071
I would have fucked with their meal and just left the house. First you invite me over to study and then you start fucking in the other room expecting me to make you dinner? Hell no.
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Why are people still replying to this copy pasta?
Fucking new fags
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>>35832321
This. OP should've gone into the bathroom and found laxatives or some other terrible (non lethal) shit to put in.
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>>35832071
this is a copy pasta

I know because I've read this one before
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>>35832347
>not ironically replying to pasta

newfag get out
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>>35832347
You have just replied, fucking newfag
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>>35832347
To trigger autism and enjoy the fantasy of being in the same situation.
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not real but the imaginary op should have cummed in their bisketti
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