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>shortstack waifubots when?
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>>35832647
Around the same time as other waifubots.
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>>35832647
the midget models costs more
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What the fuck is this code suppose to be? What kind of shitty pricing is this?

>tfw always wanted this kind of haircut
>it would definitely look awful on me

What are some robot approved haircuts?
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face of a bouncer

eyes of a poet
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>>35832638
>>tfw always wanted this kind of haircut

Dude same, anyone know how to make your hair look like that? I think mine is too thick for it
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>>35832638
I just wear mine natural, pic related.
Long hair is easy as shit to maintain.

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Daily reminder to eat today at least one fruit.


Stay healthy friends
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>>35832575
I don't have fruit. But I'll eat some jelly.
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>>35832575
tenk ju frend
ajl gow it benana
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Bat i liek caek

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How do you live with yourself knowing that there are men who get to have there way with goddesses like this every week and you are not one of them?
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Not worry about it? Or pay them if you are that fixated on boning a 9/10
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>>35832568
Seriously this, in most normal countries super hot chicks are available for sex for a couple hundred dollars
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>>35832553
I just try to focus on making my autistic dream of becoming a filmmaker a reality

It helps distract me from not having had sex at this age

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Another girl thread but fuck it. I'm talking to two lasses on Tinder and it's going well but I'm fucking miserable and I already know I'll fuck it up and the sun is shining and my curtains are closed and I'm a fucking mess. Dubs and I continue talking to these two for long enough for them to get bored and stop responding.
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Gideon was a twat lad
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The first reply was dubs. GG op.

If mine is dubs, meet up with them and fuck. Lose your robothood and be one with the normies.
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Dubs and I move to North Africa and die in the peaceful oblivion of the blazing desert sun.

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have you ever recorded yourself having sex with your gf?
it's pretty hot
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>>35832528
that was gross
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>>35832528
what are they talking about for so long?
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I'm sure my jiggling fat rolls, my loose skin and stretchmarks and my hairy white arse bobbing up and down would be very hot.

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>Dad found the perpetual cum guzzling device
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how could you let him find that
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>>35832858

>Trick my little sister into trying it out
>She tells dad about big brother's new toy
>Come back from school and dad is waiting for me holding the perpetual cum guzzling device in his hand
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What kind of device is that OP?
I'm intrested

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Tell us about your near-misses with normiedom
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>>35832487
>the jew yorker
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>go to university, chance to make new friends
>do nothing, drop out after three semesters, be neet for a year
>go to community college, chance to start again, etc
>remain a shut in
>go to vocational school, new chance
>still robotic
>start job
>still robo

I don't know if these count as "near misses".
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>>35832487
>join military
>4 years down 2 left on contract

this place is filled with norms. good mix of misguided robots thrown in the mix too though, and plenty of weebs

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i want aya to like me again
how do i make that happen
i deleted my friend so they wouldnt leave me just like samantha did last year. i still didnt forget what happened to me. i dont think i can do this for much longer morningbots
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why do you make those threads?
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>>35832497
i dont know
i just wanted to be someones friend in the beginning
i cant get them out of my head though
i think of the same people everyday
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>>35832460
is that you rem? I miss your company in one of the groups that got delet'd

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>tfw tangentially part of an fbi investigation because some fucking autists posted cp in an anime discord

i fucking hate people
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>>35832446
How do you know the FBI is involved?

Also it's only illegal If you download it and have it saved to your hard drive.
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>>35832540
He's still flagged by being there.
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>>35832540
autistic anime fucking neets ruin everything

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Why do fat chicks still think they deserve Chad's throbbing cock? Or any decently looking in shape man? Any time I load up Tinder I have to sift through the sea of land whales that have swiped right on me just to get to the slightly above average women
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fuck fat bitches they have their standards way to high
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>>35832418
Because at least one Chad has given her that satisfaction in the past. I bet she swipes wipe on nearly everyone, that is what most of the ugly/fat ones do
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>>35832418
Because Chad pumps and dumps them creating in their own minds a inflated sense of value that they deserve chad.

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How do free our black skinned friends from niggerculture?
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they could be a powerful ally!
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>stop with the hate towards black women because that's just going to make educated black men go after other races instead of bettering their own communities
>stop degrading black people who aren't a stereotype
>stop taking your racist anger out on the weaker blacks who won't say anything while respecting the nigger blacks because you're scared of them
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>>35832384
If we were to develop some form of skin bleaching product that would solve all problems, Im sure!

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Is this the girl of /r9k/ dreams?? She's into lord of the rings and anime , do I even have a chance?
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>>35832383
>not into hookups
RIIIIIIIGHT
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>>35832401
>"bisexual"
avoid, avoid
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>>35832383
> twenty one pilots
Fuck no
> love handles
fatso
> Lotr anime and food
The most basic white girl /nerd/ trilogy
Ask her if she's seen anything other than toonami

Welp ya found the one!

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anybody here in the NSCS (The National Society of Collegiate Scholars)?

I'm not sure if I should join, is it a scam in your opinion?
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>>35832381
no because i'm fucking retarded
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>>35832381
girls don't poop, delete this heretical image
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>>35832408
expand more pls, I don't want to pay 100 bucks and then find out this organization is a legal scam that invites everyone who is above 2.5 gpa

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Tpy
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>>35832360
HE COBCEM >__________________<
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>>35832416
no4eMy
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>>35832360
wat dat

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