>Dad found the perpetual cum guzzling device
how could you let him find that
>>35832858
>Trick my little sister into trying it out
>She tells dad about big brother's new toy
>Come back from school and dad is waiting for me holding the perpetual cum guzzling device in his hand
What kind of device is that OP?
I'm intrested
>>35832514
>mother found the feces orchestra
how fucked am I?
>>35832514
>step sister found the gooch grenade
its t-too soon..
>>35832514
>Hegemon found the unnatural facilitator of natural phenomenon
>mfw
How do I sublimate past this factor.
>metal detector didn't detect metallica
are there any who would feign surprise?