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>Go to Caines to get some tendies with my dad
>He tries to coax me into asking out one of the girls at the register
>I'm 21 years old
Does life get anymore pathetic than this?
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>>35845853
>dad doesn't even talk about me to his side of the family because my life is so pathetic
How did it get this bad?
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God fuck you dude. At least you have a dad you faggot. Godamn robots are lucky, and they don't even know it. Fuck you.
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>>35845853
>Go to Caines to get some tendies with my son
>I try to coax him into asking out this low-tier easy pull porker at the register
>He's 21 years old
fml
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ROBOTS HAVE A NEW DEFINITION
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1E-FlguwGw
IF UR A ROBOT UR OFFICIALLY A CHAD
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>>35845849
"i wuv wo wobat"
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>>35845849
stuff like this makes me want a daughter
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What version of the 9000 Series is this?
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Does anyone else get unbelievably angry at optimistic statements and messages.
Even the littlest things for me like telling me that people will like me if I just try to talk to them.
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>>35845774
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take anon
go out there and talk to them and they really will like you
just be yourself
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i know what you mean but it will be okay
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>>35845832
NO SHUT UP YOU RETARDED FUCKING CUNT
ALL OF THEM ARE THE FUCKING SAME IN THE UK NO ONE IS DIFFERENT FUCKING ALL OF THEM DONT ASSOCIATE WITH PEOPLE LIKE ME
FUCK FUCK FUCK YOUUUUU
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Does anyone else play mind games with their friends because they think it's fun?
>my friend says something that could be interpreted as rude
>I pretend to be so offended that it drives me to the point of being suicidal
>he spends an hour trying to talk me down as I blame him for 'pushing me over the edge' and tell him 'You killed me'
>I'm actually perfectly calm the whole time and just trying to kill boredom
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I don't have friends and I'm actually suicidal.
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>friends
explain what that is
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>>35845678
Good way to lose friends mang.
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>haha hello anon, since you are a non-muslim I am here to collect your jizya ;) plus tip ;p
What do you do, /r9k/? Keep in mind that the Qur'an is the revealed word of Allah, above which there is no higher law
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>>35845623
What a shitty picture
Terrible thread
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>Just let me unbutton my pants then you can collect my jizz.
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>>35845640
pay jizya, kafir ! xD
rawr xDDDD
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Reminder that girls may have hit on you before without you even noticing
https://youtu.be/reU4OCi30Fw
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>>35845578
women have no game
t. autist
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>>35845578
>doesnt include eye contact
yeah okay
into the trash it goes
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>>35845578
Are roasties/women actually the true autists?
Is THIS the final redpill?
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>"Anon, I know it's been hard since your Dad left. But...you want Mommy to be happy right? Well, there's someone special I'd like you to meet..."
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>>35845573
>ywn have a hip black skater dad
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>>35845573
>he turns out to be a genuinely cool guy
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>>35845573
>Then they get married.
>A week later you arrive home after buying some tendies to find mommy dearest covered in semen and blood naked on the ground dead.
>You find black daddy has locked the door and blocked as you came in.
>He has lit the house on fire and driving away in a stolen car.
>There are big piles of fires outside all windows on the first floor and the entire yard.
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>right eye is having spasms and twitches
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Me too actually, I get it my left eye. Definitely stress related for me.
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>>35845533
>left eye droops outwards
>right eye constantly spasms
wonder how this will develop
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>>35845533
Potassium deficiency. Go eat a banana.
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The RIDE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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>>35845460
Paloma?
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Hey Blake
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>>35845460
>white
>good jaw
>decently fashionable
get a haircut and you'll get laid.
Please, please, PLEASE get off my board.
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>Hey guys, what if we made a movie about a guy that does not to have any sex for like 40 DAYS and 40 NIGHTS. Like can you imagine how hard that would be lmfao??
>I can't imagine going a month and half without having any sex at all that sounds unbearable!
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>>35845456
Why does this movie trigger /r9k/ so bad? I don't think a week goes by that it is not posted.
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>>35845506
Because it personifies everything we fucking hate about chad
>oh my god man, this is so hard :^( have no sex fucking sucks. I haven't fucked a girl in like 3 DAYS im going crazy!
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>>35845506
Hollywood rejected /r9k/'s sequel, 40 Years and 40 Knives.
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o jangles
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dingle dangle
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funny mem
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dee wee my iiiii
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MY DAD KEEPS BEATING ME UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH ALL YOUR PROBLEMS ARE COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT THATS ALSO A REASON TO SPIT ON EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU UUUUUUUUGH
I couldn't continue watching this movie, this fucking edgelord ruined everything. the "athlete" should have beat the shit out of him even more.
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Why would the pure "princess" even give an inch to this fucking loser I have no clue. vile rat.
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i never even watched this normie shit
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>>35845448
dont watch it you're not missing anything.
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Does anybody else do this
>be somewhere between awake and asleep
>see words in my head and start reading them
>I never remember what it says but it seems to make sense to me at the time
>the text can be in different formats like a Wikipedia article or a text message or a book
>it's like my brain is just making up stuff for me to read
Is this normal
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>>35845336
I sometimes get that with melodies and lyrics which at the time seem incredible and meaningful yet I cannot for the the life of me ever remember anything
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>>35845393
Are you aware that it's in your head and you're not actually reading something?
When this first started for me (about two years ago) I thought it was real. But now when it happens I'm aware that it's in my head and I usually snap out of it after a few seconds but then I might fade back into it again.
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>>35845472
Oh and the first time this happened to me, I was on opioid painkillers that the doctor prescribed me after surgery. I thought it was an effect of the pills.
But ever since then it's been happening to me when I'm completely sober.
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>she openly posts about liking junji ito's artwork
is there anything more confirming she's a fucking mental case than that?
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no it just means she has good taste
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Shintaro Kago is so much more interesting.
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It means she's the hole created for you.
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How do you robobros get out of this?
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>>35845289
>get out
Gey shot in de head
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I flag down the sniper and wait for the sweet release only death can bring.
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cry and hope the sniper likes cute boys and marios over and saves me