Escape thread

>>35845289
>get out
Gey shot in de head

I flag down the sniper and wait for the sweet release only death can bring.

cry and hope the sniper likes cute boys and marios over and saves me

Use something to reflect the bullets and knock over the wall, reflect the bullet into sniper to kill snioer, carefully remove/walk through barbed wire.

Beg sniper to end my life

>jump over quicksand as fast as possible
>land in between the spikes
>climb up
>carefully climb up wall and jump into the pit
>quickly grab onto the other side of the pit and slowly climb up trying not to make a sound
>after a few hours of chilling the sniper should go away assuming I fell
>get up and run twords freedom

This is just if the sniper fails to hit me but that's what I'd do. The pit's darkness should cover me.

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Here's a solution, fuckface.

>>35845289
>Le this
>Le that

Fuck off faggot.

>>35845289
Dive behind the ice wall then leave. I'd just go around to get behind it.

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>>35845289
take the easy way out

origliendo

>>35845883
Laughed way harder then I should've

>>35846012
>Laughed way harder then I should've
at all?

I'd walk around the ice wall and run tf away because we live in a 3D world

bumping so I can submit mine before archive

Easy peasy, simply amble through the quicksand as it isnt even head deep, then gently lower myself onto the spikes, which are harmless as long as I dont fall. I pull one up, and use is as a tool to tunnel through the wall, then as a shield from the sniper, as I pop on out the exit. Then I brutally murder the femanon to finally sate my loyal spike's lust for blood

Get distracted by a multitude of pointless things even though I know something bad is going to happen if I don't act soon.

just like in real life

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Nothing personell, sniper

>>35845289
*teleports out*
Pssssh this was just too easy
*smirks*

>>35845289
piss with the force of 1000 suns, and melt the ice wall. walk out.

fuck how do I save an animation from photoshop to upload here?

>>35847951
Hit "Save"

>>35848097
guess my computer can't handle saving to web. It crashes everytime

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>>35847771
>>35847883
great post, my friend