>Go to Caines to get some tendies with my dad >He tries

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>>35845853
>dad doesn't even talk about me to his side of the family because my life is so pathetic
How did it get this bad?

God fuck you dude. At least you have a dad you faggot. Godamn robots are lucky, and they don't even know it. Fuck you.

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>>35845853
>Go to Caines to get some tendies with my son
>I try to coax him into asking out this low-tier easy pull porker at the register
>He's 21 years old
fml

Are ya winning, champ?
Fuck, I wish my dad was still alive.

lmao your dad found out you were a 21 yr old virgin by how awkward you probably got. what a loser.

>>35845875
Fuck you too. Try getting out of prison, and having your whole family disown you. Living in a shelter, you know nothing about struggle.

>>35845853

probably

i always hate that too though, even if you can swagger it's hard to do it in front of your parents.

also, trying to hit on girls who are working is always so awkward. it's like, "how much of this is because she feels like she can't not talk to me"

>>35845853
My dad and grandma used to do this to me when I was 17-19. Little did they know I'm a disgusting manlette with a fat face and women these days won't give a guy under 6'1" a second of their day.

The worst one is when I tried to talk to the girl and the look of utter contempt nearly crushed me.

>>35845930
Maybe you should slit your wrists you dumb piece of shit. Can't go to prison for murdering yourself.

Raising Canes has so many cute girls working there. I fucked 2 of them, but could have fucked at least 3 more, but I had to compete with a few Chads.

>>35845959
Lol what a dumb way to kill yourself

>>35845853
did you tell him no one does this?

>>35845929
Probably. The worst part is that my brother is a hyper Chad so I look even worse in comparison

>>35845985
Yeah the girl at the register was a qt but she seemed like she was in hs

>>35845994
Yes but he didn't listen