if you could do it all over again, what would you do differently?
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Start with a hunter instead of a warlock
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>>39235074
try to grow taller
>tfw 5.8
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>>39235074
There was this pivotal moment I keep flashing back to. I was 10 and my dad had signed me up for football without telling me. I burst into tears on the car ride over because I didn't want to be forced to play. He relented and turned the car round...
I think about what if that car had made it. What if I spent my summer playing football instead of video games in my room alone. What if I had gone to regular practices instead of getting a gym exemption through all of high school.
There's a chance it would all be the same, but I can't help but think I could have stopped myself from becoming so gross and lazy.
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So, r9k, when do we start culling these genetic dead ends?
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>>39234953
The bitches?
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>>39234980
Nope, the original manlets
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>>39234991
We should cull the bitches first.
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Im a motion graphics designer. I want to start a youtube channel. I can make anything. Please gib ideas i need to make money im poorfag. Thanks bros.
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Don't do youtube for money. I have multiple videos with over 30,000 views, and a little over 1500 subs. I don't make shit.
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>>39235031
why? isnt it 5 dollar per 1000 views? also whats your content?
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>>39235048
>isn't it 5 dollar per 1000 views
kek. Fuck no it isn't. Youtube ad revenue depends on so much. Are people adblocking your shit?(99% have ADP or Ublock origin on) Are they using youtube red? Are the clicking the ads? Skipping the ads? A lot of shit goes into the algorithm.
I make gaming content for a very popular game. It kinda fucked me because if I don't make content related to that game I don't get any views. Feelsbadman.
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hey is there anyone who just wants to talk? im feeling lonely and i just need to experience some kind of interaction. i would be grateful if you dropped your discord name. thanks robots
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>>39234857
nice try fbi
oreganoonagero
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>>39234857
what do you think Mike's gonna do with himself now that he has cut his ties with Twitch, Capcom and declared he hates SFV?
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>>39234924
(op) i dunno, i think hes gonna try and milk the excellent adventures thing for all its worth, i mean hes already began using cheap tactics to advertise tshirts
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Why people trust democracy:
>democracy is a system that handles variation of opinions by allowing the most popular opinion to win
>i.e. the most popular opinion has the most followers (i.e. less popular opinions have a minority of followers)
>and because a majority will most likely win in a fight against a minority, then people accept that the majority has won
>democracy is just a way of predicting the outcome of a fight among opinions by handing the win to the majority (since the majority has more power rather than minority and is so more likely to win a fight)
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Why should the opinion of uneducated proles matter for shit other than farming?
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>>39234847
No, democracy is weighing all opinions and finding a compromise that halfway pleases the majority.
Example:
>Person 1: man we really fucked up with slavery. We should give the blacks all our money.
>Person 2: fuck them, I worked hard for this money and my family never owned slaves. Let them rot.
>Solution: let's give them a pittance, enough to subsist on but unless they take the initiative and pull themselves up they will basically still rot.
Another example is the electoral college. The popular vote doesn't always win.
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>>39234847
Not really true in practice
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Fuck prozac. I just spent an hour wanking. I wanked so hard I can't raise my arm and I didn't even cum.
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God r9k/ is a shit board
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>>39235132
and the good boards are? every board a shit fuckin board
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>>39235164
/pol/, /b/ and /x/ are aight
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Why do only blacks have full heads of hair? Every white person is receding or balding in some way but blacks have like invincible hair
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Tell us, bebe
Tell us why!!
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>>39234677
cause we not bitches like white boys thats why white girl be going for brothers dicks
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my hairline is perfectly straight
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>Alright, class! Pick a partner.
originalio
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>>39234630
>anon, you're up next. get out your speech
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>Everybody get into groups of three
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>"Anon, you haven't spoken up yet. What do you think about (such and such)?"
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can you break any girl or just the ones with low selfesteem? can you break a guy?
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can you stop frogposting?
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Yeah, you can break anyone.
With a bat.
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>>39234583
Anyone can be broken. All it takes is PTSD or an addiction to any form of inhaled, injected, or liquid degeneracy.
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its probably Babs palvin, right?
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Why would I want to date stacy
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>>39234456
>dumb low IQ coalburner
>optimal
for you
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>>39234470
Because Stacy is ridiculously qt.
>>39234485
For all.
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How do I live with myself?
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The wageslave life is a dreadful existence.
I know because I lived that and thankfully escaped it.
If you're reading this, I have good news, you've escaped it toohint: you're dead
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>>39234385
Rejoice in the fact you are not the sloth, the elephant man, or the superautist. The chart is outdated anyway, r9k has changed since (politics shill needs to go to normie section etc) and I'm pretty sure being a wageslave is just a type that is applicable to more or less any other robot except the sloth.
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>>39234385
Why would anyone live like this???
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>tfw mentally ill hiki
>tfw brother is a chad finance bro buying ten thousand dollar patek phillipe watches when he goes on to vacation to switzerland
how does this even happen?
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>>39234351
God had different plans for you.
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>>39234351
Mental illness is a roll of the dice. He got lucky, you didn't. What are you diagnosed with?
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>>39234370
Schizoaffective disorder. It fucking sucks I've basically got the worst aspect of schizophrenia and bipolar disorder all rolled into one.
Would you get a gf if the only sex she gave you was her shitting in your mouth?
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That doesn't sound like sex..
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>>39234234
That's totes not what I consider sex.
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>>39234293
>>39234371
Spotted the virgins.
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>get manual labor job
>feel like killing myself every evening
>feel weak as a child every day now
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You'll get buffer just doing it. Do you feel like killing yourself because of the job?
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>>39234213
>get manual labour job
>feel like killing myself every evening
>feel weak as a child every day now
>one day it suddenly stops
>wtf.jpg
>notice that I am physically fitter now
>no longer feel like killing myself every evening
>life's good
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>>39234239
of course. 9-12 hours a day almost every day. Can't drive or anything so my time off is just spent lurking here.
>>39234334
I've been doing this for three years and nothing changes.
>we're halfway through 2017
>2012 was five years ago
the years pass by and i have yet to accomplish anything
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>>39234078
meh, I've done nothing since finishing hs in 2002.
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>>39234078
were closer to 2030 than 2000
also this is an original comment desu
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>>39234078
>Realizing it will only get worse with time
>Realizing that you can never stop time
>Realizing that kids born in 1999 can now post here
>Realizing kids who were born the same day as 4chan will soon be able to post on 4chan... legally
So robots, how do you suppose we kill time
>>39234296
FUCK YOU