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>>36095214
i miss my aya

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>>36095214
Can someone give me a long rundown on the purpose these threads serve?

Can someone please purchase me GTA IV

>>36095188
Are you aware that the author of this THRIVES on retards getting offended and disgusted at this and sharing it?

If you don't like it, don't perpetuate it.

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>>36095188

It's a meme made reality.

Because memes are consciousness

And consciousness IS reality. Memes are reality

>>36095253
Is it possible to real boot a meme?
Can we project our memes into reality?

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>use public bathroom because I really need to piss
>go in stall, drop pants
>guy in stall next to me taking the raunchiest shit I've smelled in my life
>dick gets hard instantly and have to fight back the urge to fap
wish I was baiting desu

>>36095159
That's pretty gay.
>Why?
Because you unconsciously think a dick is going out your asshole and you like it.

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>>36095191
You sick filthy animal you..

maybe im pretty low down the scale like a 4/10 so yeah............

>>36095147
4/10 cuz you fat or ugly?

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did someone say leafy thread?

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>jerking off
>fart
>its rancid
>smells good man
>toe curling orgasm

>>36095078
You're a wildman, aren't you?

>watching butt porn
>release a heinous fart
>brain connects the two
>loose wood faster than I thought was possible
Probably would have been nice if I was a brap man

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>>36095047
>jerking off
>fart
>smells rancid
>get boner

>>36095044
>>>/out/
Here you go. No need to thanks

>he's lost the will to fulfill his biological function
If I to guess, suicide is near, OP

>i dont want a girlfriend anymore
okay
>i dont want to have sex.
HOW? Tell me your secret, I too want that fucking thirst gone

>>36095028
It is not okay for shinji to get out of the robot.

>>36095028

Bye bye bye bye bye

>>36095028
>Reminder
You
Are
Here
For
Ever
,
OP
.
.
.

>>36094983
You're fucked.
Ori vaginal.

>>36095019
that doesn't sound good at all!

>>36094983
may have been a cyst. forget the exact name. I had one once. It'll hurt like hell but squeeze all the puss and blood out, it should heal up, just keep it clean, but don't overwash it, it'll heal slower. Mine was maybe an inch deep and half a centimeter wide. Took a week to heal fairly well.

If it's cancer though, Sorry op, that goes well beyond the realm of my gross skin experiences.

Do you think your pain is worse than me, being 26 and never having a gf? Is it worse to have an awesome gf and then lose her?

>>36094970
>>think of ex in the slightest
Exgf ???

>>36094993
>>36094993
>Is it worse to have an awesome gf and then lose her?
Yes

>>36094968
This is a bait thread and none of those things happened.

>>36094968
You forgot to mention the part where you're not short, not ugly, and have no real health problem, and pretty much had nothing holding you back besides your self produced mindfuckery.

>>36094968
>>Shitpost everyday
Here's your real persona, anonymous.

>>36094913
Every single time I see a girl bending over or just a girl walking by with tight jeans or something I just think *BBRRAAAPPPPP* and laugh uncontrollably

>>36094913
Could you be any more unoriginal jesus christ

>>36094913

Probably just the Chad meme as a whole. It helps you realize where you stand in life, but at the same time, reinforces how transient it is. People have only been slowly realizing that to become Chad and to live as Chad is the ultimate source of inequality in this world; all problems boil down to this universal problem between humans, which will eventually transcend race, background, gender, and everything else. This problem basically euthanizes people that understand just how many doors are closed for them.

But what will soon come over people is the anti-Chad meme. The anti Chad meme is that pretty soon, with the extensive ability we have to edit and change humans, this inequality won't exist anymore; and we will be very, very purposeless.

>>36094896
Im too skinny and hairy

>Takes off shirt
>Stacy snorts with derision
>"Omg he actually did it!"

>>36094896
>ywn be the guy that gets to cum on her face

>>36094855
CBD oil/plant is great if you want something to relax. It doesn't get you high but it's great to feel mellow especially if you smoke/drink a bunch of it.

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>>36094892
i was more thinking something along the lines of like a coke substitute

>>36094855
>head tripthat was probably the worst shit I ever put in my body. I thought I was going to die and ended up pissing myself. Op just go find real drugs or look online. Gas station weed/stimulants are fucking terrible

You look like a little kid OP

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>using gdlibary
>female
low effort

How far away are you from California?

Literally /a/
It was the first and the main topic

>>36094771
/a/
>>36094807
Exactly

>>36094771
for me /pol/ because it was the first board i ever went on