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Looking for a robot boyfriend. Pic related is me. Apply here.

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Looking for a robot boyfriend. Pic related is me. Apply here.
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You look like a little kid OP

Get ready for 100+ replies
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>using gdlibary
>female
low effort
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How far away are you from California?
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>>36094806
you look like my little brother
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>>36094806
Too ugly for me. Sorry.
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>>36094806
Looks like a 2004 mmo character creator with eyebrows not selected.
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Did you photoshop out your eyebrows?
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>>36094806
Why she look like she got them wonky Wojak eyes
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what country? you look like a previous coworker lmao
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>>36095173
>>36095195
>>36095376


I know this isn't really them but why do you think your above dating that girl?
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>>36094806
ladies let me tell you, my vagina smells like a small barnyard animal. lol!
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>>36096073
Not those guys but Im attractive enough where dating below my level is still above her
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>>36096080
Are you the same one who always announces how smelly her pussy is?

I think it's kind of hot
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>>36094806
Is it just me or has this picture been airbrushed?

Also she looks like a baby who just farted for the first time.
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>>36096204
im trying to describe whats so weird about her face, and I think I figured it out. its kind of like those people who have no fingerprint; her face has no definition, no character, its just some unformed blob of flesh made into the vague shape of a face. its kind of terrifying, to be honest
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>>36096260
Yeah, it's both shapeless and textureless.
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>>36094806

Hello fembot I see you seek a mate what do you have to offer me?
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>>36094806
this is what you look like to me
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>>36094806
Could some Photoshop-adept robot make her pretty?
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Leave fat piggy, you're not welcome here.
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>>36094806
Good points:
>white
>blonde hair
>small nose

Bad points
>fat
>bad facial genes

still though, get a nice body and you can land ANYONE on r9k
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>>36096431
You look no older than 17. You aren't either.
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>>36094806

Grow your eye brows back and keep your hair down, most girls don't look good with their hair up.
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>>36096431
we got one picturefag in the thread now, im waiting for the other
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>>36096431
Lol shut up ya transgemdered wop
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>>36094806
Location, interests and contact please.
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>>36094806
Nice try Schumer, but you still fat as fuck
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>>36094806
You look like Any Schumer if she was allergic to peanuts and just ate a PB&J sandwich
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>>36095199
Fucking kek

Definitely underrated post
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>>36096431
you look like me bruh
and same sunglasses
cant see your eyes tho
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>>36094806
Well do you like blackbots?
Cause I'd smash
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>>36094806
Are you alternate universe Vladimir Putin?
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>tfw this "ugly" meme post girl is prettier than me

i wish all men in this thread would die
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You look like a very nice person
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>>36094806

Like a mixture of Coppercap and Amy Shumer.
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>>36098743
But I love you, Anon. Do not wish me to die, mistress.
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Holy shit please turn the filters off
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>>36096419
best I can do
face cant be helped
I actually lowered the hairline and made her neck less thick
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>>36099991

Now she looks like a Silent Hill nurse.
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>>36096073
I would date her because of how white she looks.
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>>36094806
daughter
orig
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>>36100087
Pretty low standards desu senpai
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>>36100237
She's very white.
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It's like if Pam Poovey was a trap. Gr8 b8, tho.
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>>36094806
hello amy schumer
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>>36094806
you look like a fatter pam poovey mixed with amy schumer
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