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Society: Work, you trash.
Me: Ok, I'll work.
Corporation: We are not giving jobs to trashes.
Me: Ok, I'll just kill myself.
Society: Don't kill yourself.
Me: Ok, I won't kill myself.
Society: But trashes don't deserve to live.
Me: Ok, now I'll kill myself.
Parents: Please don't die and work.
Me: Ok, I'll work
Corporation: We are not giving jobs to trashes.
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gary, the reason why no one wants you to work is not because you're "short ugly and disabled" but because you're a bitter, racist, misogynist asshole who refuses to help yourself
it's getting to the point where i can recognize your posts on here and reddit and it's getting annoying tbqh
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you know where you need to go.
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>>36186267
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
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>all my best moments are when I've been on drugs
>when I'm not doing drugs I'm thinking about what to try next
>nothing in real life seem worth a damn
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mdma makes me wanna love everyone. try it.
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>>36186571
Im not op but will it make me happy?
Thats all I want to get out of a drug.
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>>36186625
yes and no, but everyone has different responses to mdma. do your research before you do something stupid and fucking your brain up. mdma is not something to fuck with. it is an extremely powerful drug.
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Whoever rustles my jimmies gets a free (you)
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Anime is a legitimate art-form.
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>>36186122
no its not you massive faggot
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>>36186133
Haha, I got you.
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Its gonna be my 21th birthday tomorrow and it's the 21th time to celebrate it alone and miserably.
my mom and brother made me cry by insulting me because i didnt want to share my potato chips.
Also, I hate that disgusting 2 dollar mocha pastry she always buys. I hate mocha. I hate it. I hate pie. I hate myself. Pls kill me.
At least I study and if I'm done studying I can an hero. I study to make mommy happy. But she is never happy about me, because I'm a disgusting virgin robot.
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>>36186074
Where are you from anon? I turn 21 this year too and I'm a pathetic piece of shit that struggles to be outside without having a panic attack
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>>36186074
>my mom and brother made me cry by insulting me because i didnt want to share my potato chips.
elaborate?
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I hate this whatever it is. I hate coffee flavored pie. Every year since I was a child I get this and some other kind of 2 dollar candy and an expensive 1 dollar energy drink
>>36186093
The netherlands
I used to have that too until I turned 20. Now I just feel detached left with memories from the past when I go outside, as if everything is surreal.
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>have a fap
>ejaculate
>over an hour later small droplets of cum still come out
This happens all the time. Anyone else have this problem
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>>36186051
Yeah. My dick is pretty sore post fap and it sucks
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>>36186099
that isn't my problem
I'm talking about continuous semen expulsion despite my hard on ending over an hour ago
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>>36186051
Force it out by sitting and leaning forward.
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Which cats are the niggers of the cat world? Is it the black ones?
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dogs are the niggers of the cat world
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>>36186058
But dogs aren't cats?
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>>36186100
and niggers aren't humans
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Reminder to robots:
No one will ever appreciate you for being the default of a decent human being with no mistakes or blemishes on your personal past.
If you want people to love and accept you, you have to make a few mistakes and hurt others first. Get an alcohol or drug addiction, steal from your friends and family to support your self-destructive behavior, lie to them and maybe even violently or sexually assault them.
Because once you "go sober", you're automatically a different person and people will forgive you and love you and literally throw presents at you!! Hooray!!
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>>36186037
I recently watched a TED talk on hwy straight men like to watch shemale porn.
The guy also explained why girls (and i guess society) love bad boys.
I highly recommend it, it was an eye opener for me regarding many things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMoEs7eQeZE
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>>36186102
Liar. Straight men do not watch shemale porn.
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>>36186102
>""straight men""
>watching shemale porn
Anon, I....
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Any opiate/opioid users/addicts/junkie retards here?
How do you even manage
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>>36186014
What the fuck why did I click "post"
Anyways, how do you even manage to control your use? I've been taking some small dose codeine pills (10mg/pill) for about a month, and it felt alright, but I guess I've developed tolerance since I had to take as much as 5-6 pills per day to feel good again. And the day after I ran out of it, the headache, apathy and depression caught up to me - it was fucking horrible.
I figure that it's even worse with stronger narcotics like oxy or morphine, how do you guys even manage to not get massive tolerance or kill yourself when you run out?
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>>36186014
>black men shooting up heroin
When is this from?
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>>36186079
>implying niggers don't shoot the cheapest and most potent drug there is
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I'm surprised, this beer has impressed me, and it's cheap as fuck too.
smooth and pleasing to the taste indeed, no bitter aftertaste, no plastic nauseating taste of the Pabst either.
gonna binge on this today, what food should i eat with it?
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>>36186008
A nice hard dick you fucking faggot lol
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>>36186036
classic 4chan xD
but seriously bro
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>>36186008
In a few months i have a long weekend and free house.
Going to buy alot of beer. Might try this one anon for a change.
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>tfw you will never conquer pussy figuratively and literally
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>>36186006
But I literally did. I fucked this chick for a while that was in a relationship with somebody else. I literally conquered his girl.
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>>36186006
>never
not with that attitude my dude
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>>36186033
Woaaaaaaaaah brahhh. Badass
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hello there fitizen robots
does any of you receive messages from gym roasties and doesn't know how to reply due to your autism? share your stories pls
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>>36185996
why would they have my contacts if I have autism?
get out normie
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They're just people like you and me and r9k.
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>>36186017
If they have your contacts, how would you see it was autism? CHECKMATE VIRGIN
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>You are alive. That means you will always have the chance to be happy
>As long as the Sun and the Moon and the Earth exist, everything will be alright
This film had a major impact on me. I'd debate that it changed my life.
What does /r9k/ think of End of Evangelion?
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https://youtu.be/KxZ01ncJ7qs
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>>36185978
I loved it.
I watched the entire Evangelion series in a single sitting with a fellow mega-weeb cousin of mine, when I was 13 y/o back in '98. The "movie" wasn't out then, but the tv series was complete.
Regardless, I still enjoyed (and understood (after I watched it twice (okay three times))) EoE.
I was bullied a lot as a kid and emotionally neglected by family, and associated a lot with Shinji. This message of the series kept me from suicide at that time.
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>>36185978
The last time I watched it I teared up during the Third Impact sequence.
It didn't change my life though, no piece of media can do that
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>mfw 43 women have turned me down or ignored me on a dating site this week
What's your score, /r9k/?
Also, way less women age 21-30 on dating sites, it seems.
Are they all using tinder or something? Tinder is even worse for me, so... fuuuuck
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Didn't you already post this thread yesterday?
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u r probably ugly or have no money
women are shallow whores
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>>36185934
Only 43? That's a breddy low number. What are you messaging them?
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Im miserable lads.
I just looked at my bank accoubt i think someone is stealing my funds. Im poor ugly autistic and retarded literally.
I have ti do something about this but im an old faggot whos stayed up three nights in a row working 12 hour days and hobbies include bullying peoppe online to deal with self hatred.
I hate his world and myself
Im /fit/ but im going to be a standup comic just to get pity sex im a freak of nature omg
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>>36185923
Can i get some sympathy?
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Wet need details. How do you know it's theft? Who else is on the account? Have you talked to the bank?
They could have insurance to cover your loss if it's legit.
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>>36185923
>Maki
Good taste anon.
>he supported the orange meme candidate instead of the rational, sane, and highly qualified candidate who would've given you NEETbux and prevented WW3
This is the future you chose Drumpfkins.
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>less mexican
worth it
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They were both landmines.
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>>36185915
I wrote in Rand desu.