Still DYEL Edition
Discussion thread for all robots and cyborgs who engage in fitness, weightlifting, powerlifting etc.
bump because it's better than the sissy crossdressing threads i swear /r9k/ used to be straight besides the trap threads
post more penis progress pics op.
You can't be fit and be a robot
please fucking leave
We did it, lads! f
>>36200463
u6
>>36200463
>plebbiters implying transvestities arent whats saving this board
>>36200463
>they think normies don't enjoy our dank memes
>Get new job in a school for 'special' people.
>First day
>Get shown around and I get to meet the kid I need to "help" and watch.
>He is clearly has autism and doesn't speak much
>Co-worker says he likes cars, 'mario' and making collages on a large paper.
>I sit down with AutisticBoy - trying to talk to him
"I WANT TO COLLAGE!"
>Finewhatever.jpg
>Find paper, glue and a news-paper with some car-ads
>Leave autisticBoy alone for a total of 5 minutes
>Come back to him having his penis glued to the newspaper
>spend 2 hours cleaning his gross penis
>Shift 1 "complete"
>>36200435
>2 hours cleaning his gross penis
he came, didn't he?
>>36200597
Not >that day< I managed to stop him..
>>36200715
so you gonna post more tard tales or what?
Please look at this picture and absorb it into your mental image of the world and the way it is.
>>36200417
Why are these cats sleeping together like this? surely spread out would be better
>>36200417
probably just going to burn them, shamethey could make em into blankets and/or sell em to chink resturants
>>36200417
See something like this would upset me more when I was younger but you get to the point where you realize the world isn't supposed to be nice or anything, and millions of cats happens to be a problem no matter how much I like cats.
If anything I'm grateful animals like that don't have the mental capacity to understand life.
please stop stealing everything from us. . I give up
>>36200377
Okay, I'll admit it. I'm Asian and all I ever wanted in life was an Asian wife. Pictures like that trigger me. Is this the same way Whites feel triggered by the BLACKED pics? Because those don't effect me, but shit like this does.
>>36200442
Pretty much, although I stopped caring after I gave up trying to ever get a gf.
t. ugly white dude
I'm not triggered. Blanda up.
Using a scale of 1 to 10 what would you rate this girl?
9.5, would cum on her face and kiss her after
>>36200328
beaner / i don't care
>>36200328
I cant into numbers for this. I either see terrible fail, fail, pass or good pass.
She gets a pass. Maybe a good pass but id need to see more and better photos.
My cock is really dry and cracked and it hurts to drag my finger across the head, how do I fix it?
cut it off nigger
>>36200304
Get special lotion that goes on ur dick
Put it on after you shower in the morning
In 2 weeks ur penis will be rejuvenated
Ask @ the pharmacy
>>36200304
like >>36201861
said
lotion up faggot
We put up signs that discourage diarrhea impatiences from entering pool water. Why don't we put up signs discouraging anyone with seasonal allergies or anyone sick who is dealing with constant sneezing/coughing from entering restaurants or buffets?
I hate going to buffets because of all the sick people and people with poor hygiene that go there.
>>36200255
Everything is covered with germs. Get over it.
The glass sneeze guards are basically the best you can do, and people should wash their hands before eating, but nobody does.
I like to get a thick thumbprint of ball sweat on the soup ladle anytime I go
hey man, when in Rome
>>36200255
Because restaurants are disgusting and for normalfags.
>Literally paying to eat in front of other people and then tip the roastie waitress 20%, and if you don't she'll spit in your food next time
>"Anon, stop for just a minute and come over here please. Can we talk a little bit about how you've been acting recently? Even though I told you I like you and that I want to spend more time with you, you keep accusing me of pretending to have feelings for you and that this is all fake. The other day you completely ignored my texts as if to get back at me for something I never did. Have I done anything so far to try to hurt you? I know you were hurt in the past but I don't want you bringing that into what we have. I still trust you and want to be with you. Can you trust me too?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXKDL6WD9CQ
>"Hey Anon, do you remember the time we first met? You were so nervous you couldn't even look at me, it was so cute. Back then you always thought that I wanted other guys but you couldn't see what I was thinking. You couldn't see how everything changed for me when I saw you. I couldn't stop smiling but you couldn't see it because you were so focused on my shoes. I was smiling because I knew I had something to look forward to. You changed me and I don't ever want to lose you because you mean so much to me."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdQYzEc6wYw
>>36200244
Regina Spektor + Radiohead
yes please
>>36200480
She looks better with shoulder hair.
ITT: We post exceptions to rule 34, than other anons prove us wrong.
There is no porn of polandballs.
>>36200242
took me a 10 second google search. you and your bloodline are weak OP
i would be very surprised to see porn of of the virtual boy console itself
I say that there is no non-binary porn
OH FUCK OH FUCK
MOMMY GF JUST TEXTED ME WTF DO I DO
I'VE NEVER SEXTED BEFORE
i'M BLOWING THIS RP
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING
WHAT DOES INTRODUCE MEAN???
i just got a sext too like 10 min ago lololol
HOW DO YOU GET A MOMMY GF TO TEXT YOU
TELL ME NOW
Numerous normies have told me I have "no personality" what exactly do they mean by this?
You're not offering them free rides in your car, free money to hang out with you, free food, free entertainment at your house, free place to crash so they can get away from mom and dad, etc.
>>36200139
I was going to mock you and call you out for how retarded this was, but then it occurred to me you're that guy and I just felt sorry for you.
Well, try giving a brief description of yourself here. How would you describe your personality? What are you interests? Favorite type of music/ games/etc?
Please place a check on every box that applies to you. If you get a straight line, you have to leave this board.
>>36200069
I'll go first; here are my results.
phoneposting trash
jeez, this cant possibly mean im a normalfag
very tired still no bf
friend got me art which was nice of them
how are you all doing?
>>36200059
I never knew you were a homo, skele.
I'm good though, enjoying the dick thread. Every penis I've seen so far has made me warm
>>36200215
lmao never change r9k, never change
>>36200059
Good, I found that I can totally forgot my problems and my responsabilites, I'm now totally fine. :^)
I give you this satisfaying picture to help you, you have just to imagine you are in the picture feeling the wind on your skin, earing few kids playing aroud and smell the fragrance of the sea.
Have fun, find something to do...
What's your gamer pose, robots?
I would contribute but I'm not willing to take of picture of myself. Probably why there isn't any responses.
>>36200056
her little pussy would feel so good
>>36200056
Leaning forward on a pretty comfy fabric office chair. Sometimes I sit back in games where you spend a lot of time traveling.