Normalfag Bingo

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>>36200069
I'll go first; here are my results.

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phoneposting trash

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jeez, this cant possibly mean im a normalfag

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I'm broken on the inside

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Failed normie here. Wish I was dead. Don't fit in the the robots. And normies don't accept me.

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Let me stay pls

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Holy fuck I am the most robotic here. Kill me please god just kill me I can't do this much longer fuck

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im sorry guys :c

>>36200207
>>36200361
>>36200401
>>36200514
Why are you even on this board? Go do something else.

>>36200069
i got zero
fucking zero
i really am hopeless

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That was close in an original manner

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I assume birthday parties dont count if you were 6. Ive had 1 birthday party in my lifetime but i was only 6 (and it resulted in people bullying my for my poverty home afterwards)

>>36200543
how old are you?

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Maybe there's still hope for me...

>>36200623
20
end my life, but originally and quickly.

>>36200623
How did you move out but still don't have a job?

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I have a Facebook account but I don't use it often

>>36200665
NEETbux perhaps?

>>36200642
could be worse.

I know this is easy to say but doing it can be harder but youre just on the starting line. Youre life began 2 years ago and while everyone else went to university or got jobs you stood still. All you can to do is take the first step and get a job or go to college.

We'll always be behind but the sooner you start playing catch up the better. Sitting at home doing nothing wont kick start your life.

>>36200275
Im basically you except i havent moved out of my house

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failed normie here

Life was going okay at the start of high school and then it all went south

>>36200665
>>36200695
Went to university and got money from the government and parents. Maybe it doesnt really count but ive got >10000gbp in the bank so i could manage for at least a year (minimum) if i had to.

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>>36200069
I'd show myself out but I don't care.

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but what do I win?

>>36200850
me calling you a faggot.

>>36200850
A normal, happy life.

>>36200850
one free trip off my fucking board

>>36200880
it doesn't feel like that honestly.
>>36200870
thanks. I probably deserve that

If you have lost your virginity you are not a robot.

End of discussion

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Please kill me of course it's not original

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So close to freedom

>>36200899
unless you've been here since the very start I've probably got you beat friendo

if you own a smartphone surely you use apps, or are you all wannabe drug dealers?

>>36200977
normals simply must go regardless of how long they've been here. sorry chum its just the way it is. nothing personal. bye bye now

>>36200899
>a robot telling a normie what to do

Ha ha ha that's not how it works dummy

>>36201043
stfu more likely than not I am arguing with an actual child. go get laid and then be happy for a week and when you still want to neck yourself you can come back and talk to me

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>>36200069
I was very honest and I didn't do too well.

Some questions were tough because I wasn't sure how to answer
For example I have played in a team sport before, but they were isolated incidents and I was never part of an actual team.

Similarly I have "picked up" a girl from a party before but she was fat and I never took her home.

>>36200170
fuck you for losing virginity you chad

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As expected.

Still a loser

>>36200416
how the fuck have you not held at least one birthday party in your life

it doesnt have to mean an actual party right

could just be with a few friends

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...n-nnrgh.

>>36200416
>Holy fuck I am the most robotic here.
We were destined to only be not fat, senpai. Wear it with pride desu

>>36201083
unfortunately not. i'm a genuine wizard and there's no chance in hell i'm ever going to get laid at this point. sure you want to kill yourself but at least you've got a life to end. that said normals are still expected to pls go
>>36201057
if not me, then whom? they can't keep getting away with it

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I have a large, close circle of friends but they'd all be fit to use this board and I can't talk to girls whatsoever.

>>36201139
I've only ever had a cake and age of empires 1 LAN game with my father afterwards

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>>36200069
eez beeg, eez beeg, eez very very beeg

>>36201168
Go get a hooker TONIGHT. You're so close to reaching escape velocity.

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Somehow, I cannot elude the robotdom.

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Phoneposting garbage.

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>>36200069
Sorry guys, only missing 2. I'm an introvert but I'm proof you can break out of your shell if you want it bad enough.

>find an introvert gf and life is good bros

>>36201022
>Social Networking Apps
Not any apps.

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ahahaha please just end me

>>36201159
What pride could I possibly have living the way I do?
>>36201139
I assumed elementary school doesn't count. Middle school + I have not had any celebration for my birthday. Also I didn't attend my HS graduation. Picked up the diploma beforehand and went home to "celebrate" by myself with a hostess cupcake on the floor.

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do you have to be fucking mental to post on this board? baka

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>>36200069
most of this shit doesnt matter

stop hating yourself and just do it

stop logging into this shitty board and force yourself out into the world

protip if u need a push or kickstart: taking lsd cured my depression

go to music festivals and shit by yourself and meet people there

if youre really fat start running or some shit bro no excuses

The Birthday one should be changed to at least having one every year. The last birthday party I had was when I was 12, only two people showed up and one of them hates me now.

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>>36200069
What do i win
or should i just leave

>>36201497
Where do I go to meet people as khv neet with no car? Help me senpai...

>>36200069
middle should be a freespace ill never win this shit anyway fuck you op

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>>36201523

Also I forgot my card because I'm dumb.

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>>36200069
my last birthday party was in 1998

>>36201534
theres no magic answer to this or cool cool kids club like people think

but the idea is to work on yourself first and defeat your anxiety and shit then interaction will come to you

anywhere people go to recreate they will be amenable to conversation and meeting new people

also just be bold at all times and stop putting people on a pedestal

i used to be like u, i had no friends in high school and lost my virginity at 19

if you have to fight your way to normiedom then u will be on a higher level even than the average normie

>>36201534
another thing i hear is just to get a job it will force you to interact with people. never needed that myself tho

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>>36200069
exciting stuff

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>>36201741
Thanks I am trying. Been forcing myself out of the house even if it's just to walk around. Currently getting /fit/ just to have something to do but I don't really have hobbies. I'm going to try to get a job but I have nothing for my resume (no experience or references or w/e) so I'm scared to start that process.

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I've had an ok life so far only 15 so no sex or drugs yet

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the pursuit of happiness was a mistake

>>36201893
fitness is probably the best hobby you could have

commitment to physical health will let you feel much better about yourself

also look into getting some psychedelic drugs on the internet. 1p-lsd is really good, r/rcsources can help you

drink lots of water to stay hydrated, meditate and think positively. dont let shitty thoughts get to you

fap less. once a day max

dont take longn showers, you dont need to shower every day, before you get out of the shower switch it to cold water for as long as you can

get a natural, herbal testosterone supplement from somewhere

grow a beard if you can and dont have one but keep it well groomed

learn to fight and get your arms all vascular

once you feel like youre in a really good place with yourself can go to a music festival full of rave skanks like electric forest or something

also respect women because they can tell when you dont and its a turn off. but dont respect them more then yourself because she should be the one putting you on a pedestal

if you can do all this you will get laid inside of a year

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eh not too shabby if I do say so myself

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FeeIs good mane

>>36202117
>also look into getting some psychedelic drugs on the internet. 1p-lsd is really good, r/rcsources can help you
Does this really help? I'm scared of taking any sort of mind altering drug. If I did do it where should I go?
>fap less. once a day max
I don't have much of a sex drive anymore desu I just want companionship.
>dont take longn showers, you dont need to shower every day, before you get out of the shower switch it to cold water for as long as you can
Have to shower daily. Why is that a bad thing? I'll be sure to keep it shorter though.
>get a natural, herbal testosterone supplement from somewhere
Does this help with gains? Or what is it for?
>learn to fight and get your arms all vascular
Two years boxing experience from when I used to be /fit/ prior to hardcore depression

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>tfw introvert autist

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Plus I get to sleep with my shorty QT 3.14 every night.

You all can hate on me. I still care about you. I won't leave you, robots, because I remember what it was like.

There is hope. Don't give up.

Can we have a 4-and-under sub-group for those who had absolutely no chance at getting any lines at all? 4ever alone, 4 ever together friendship club.

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>>36200069
Super original post fuck fuck

>>36202236
>>36202236
too much showering will dry out your skin and theres no health benefit unless youre in cold water

it helps you not to reek if youre prone to that but if youre healthy and dont shave your body hair then its usually a non issue

also it just stifles your natural scent which should be attractive to women as long as youre in good shape with high testosterone and dont have bacteria living in your pits

if you have to shower every day because of some ocd thing you should really work on that because it isnt good for you

higher testosterone from a supplement helps a ton with gains but gains arent so important. above all else it helps you look and feel more masculine. it also ramps up your sex drive and women can just subliminally sense higher t males. dont take actual testosterone, just the raw ingredients to help your body synthesize more of it

psychedelics work wonders, literally one trip will change your life. but they shouldnt be fucked with lightly so make sure you read erowid and shit and know what youre doing. i dont know if scientific-innovation.com regisistration is still open but they have the most reputable product you can find

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>not obese
>have a pretty good dick

>>36200069
it's.. blank
there's nothing for me to fill in there

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I'm not normal. I'm definitely not a robot either. I just am a person who does things.

>>36202452
I shower twice daily, is this really that bad for me? I take one in the morning and one before bed, I dont feel clean otherwise, theyre usually about 15 mins and start out pretty chilly then use really hot water to clean with then cold again to finish off

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youhavebeenmutedforthirtytwoseconds

>>36200069
If my parents are proud if me, I'll have to leave. I'll ask them now.

>>36202571
yknow its really about personal preference but showering too much is pretty much the same as fapping too much and it shouldnt be an addiction

feeling clean is all in your head it doesnt really make a difference

but if you have a lot of hair you need to shower at least once every two days and probably before you go out as well

>>36202298
>had at least 5 sexual partners
Isn't your girl dusgusted?

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
fuck me

>>36202244
>heavy kissing
lel
Also nice numbers.

>>36202734
gotcha I might start trying to shower once a day, I am a pretty hairy dude in general(think a bear just not fat) and I always shower before I go places

>>36202749
Not that guy but she's not disgusted that I actually know how to fuck. She was a virgin when I met her and I don't give her a reason to go elsewhere.

>>36202749
>Isn't your girl dusgusted?

She was very concerned about it at the beginning of the relationship. In time she got over it. I was (and am) honest about my past, as I think that being honest in a relationship is important.

>>36202878
body hair is actually self regulating and keeps the bacteria that make you reek from being able to grow, its just if you have a lot of hair on your head that showering is absolutely necessary

>>36203051
well that too, shoulder length hair atm

>>36203142
in that case id recommend either getting a really good natural conditioner or cutting shampoo out entirely and just scrubbing for a long time with hot water

also coconut oil is really good for your scalp

>>36203202
I use a natural shampoo with no conditioner, is the change to using just water worth it?

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bees in the trap

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first one was too hard

>>36200069
WHO /ZERO/ HERE??

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>mfw I don't even use this board

I may have found my new home

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Technically I've had girls say they loved me but it's always been a friemdzone type of thing. Also I only played sports as a little kid so it really doesn't count

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>>36200069
Well shit. I guess I really do belong here.

>I got molested by a teacher in 7th grade and am a sex addict

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>>36206127
forgot pic, kill me now

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According to most people here just having sex makes me a normie

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>>36200069
>The only job I've had was a summer job that lasted two weeks.

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>>36200069
buh-bye faggots

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>>36200069
I used to be really bad at conversations but it got better with the years.

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>>36200069
>8.5 out of 25
not bad, considering that i'm 24 khv.

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>>36200069
>Tagged in photos with girl

Greentext time

>Failed normie phase when I was 18
>Hit clubs with people from school
>Someone made a photo of me standing next to a girl
>She's fat, short and a 5/10 face at most
>Not really interested in her and she has several guys, much better looking, pining for her
>Image ends up on Facebook
>All tagged
>Dumb 13 year old sister comments "Is that your girlfriend? :D"
>A femtosecond later, girl comments "No way lol"
>mfw

>>36200069
I've tried recreational drugs and I have a job. That's it.

>tfw 0 points
Wjisfbeisjwk just.....

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I'm assuming being underweight still counts as being in good shape and birthdays/new years doesn't count family.

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>>36200069
kike killing myself

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welp, I guess I aint a normal faggot

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>parents proud of me
why?
i've never done anything impressive
just because i'm smart doesn't mean i've done anything with it
why do i have to care about you so much

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>>36200069
am i fag?

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>>36200069
A-at least a girl said she loves me

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>>36200069
I was on a softball team when I was 14, I am always alone on me birthday but have spent the past couple new years with other people. The only job I even had was at mcdonalds when I was 14 which I worked at a year for before I stopped showing up without really quitting, and I am now 23 years old.

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>>36200069

it's like an emoticon of loneliness

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>normal af
>still no bingo

Verification I'm not a robot

>>36202675
They are not. Guess I can stay.

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Snormiechad editing.

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I don't need you guys to tell me it doesn't get better

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Whew, that was close. You guys are my only friends.

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i'm a robot and this is the truth

>>36206706

I havent done one of these lol 21 yo

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Quite close...
i love oregano

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wow I almost got one!!!!

>>36207261
Yeah sure, you're ultra normie and you spend new year's alone. You've picked up girls but they never tagged you in a photo. Fuck off normie, get off this board.

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On mobile no bully

Can cyborg stay?