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>Get new job in a school for 'special' people.
>First day
>Get shown around and I get to meet the kid I need to "help" and watch.
>He is clearly has autism and doesn't speak much
>Co-worker says he likes cars, 'mario' and making collages on a large paper.
>I sit down with AutisticBoy - trying to talk to him
"I WANT TO COLLAGE!"
>Finewhatever.jpg
>Find paper, glue and a news-paper with some car-ads
>Leave autisticBoy alone for a total of 5 minutes
>Come back to him having his penis glued to the newspaper
>spend 2 hours cleaning his gross penis
>Shift 1 "complete"
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>>36200435
>2 hours cleaning his gross penis
he came, didn't he?
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>>36200597
Not >that day< I managed to stop him..
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>>36200715
so you gonna post more tard tales or what?
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>>36200435
Was this for real? How old was the kid?
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>>36200819
Kid is 12, but like.. 4 mentally.
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Hnnnng pIs more story
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Pls more tard stories, I got none because tards go to their own potato academy here.
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>>36200796
Well, i've worked there for around 3 months now and every single day he does something stupid.
>Three days ago
>AutisticBoy is somewhat angry today because another boy took his monter-truck toy.
>AutisticBoy doesn't realize that the other kid just wanted to play with him
>AutisticBoy is around 3 years old than the other kid - But that didn't stop him from quickly pulling down his pants in the attempt to pee on the other boy
>I was too late to stop him, yet another fucking day of cleaning up.
>Should I quit?
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>>36200927
>should I quit
Nah you should stay and post stories here
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>>36200927
Where do coddled special needs kids get the idea to piss on their enemies? Do they watch reruns of The Shield with their grandpa or something?
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>Around 3 weeks after I started working at this place, I was told that AutisticBoy has issues with picking up when other kids are "trying" to communicate with him
>One day he thought that "Come outside and play" ment to pull out his penis and stroke it
>He is kind of like that strange person from Sons of Anarchy - Whenever he doesn't understand something or gets scared he uses his penis as a weapon.
>I have become his personal fucking 'helper' and the state pays for EVERYTHING.
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>>36201008
Funnely enough he got it from another kid doing the same thing earlier that week - It is such a big problem now that he will try to piss on you if you say "stop"
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I do have a little confession to make.. I have secretly been trying to do a few experiments with him.. He considers me a friend, because he doesn't know better.
>3 weeks ago, slowly train AutisticBoy to jump on command, tell him he has to do it to save the earth.
>A few days later I tried to expand the project, telling him to put his hand into his mouth to stop 'bees' from getting into his mouth (he is shitscared of bees)
>I've been doing shit like this for weeks, I don't really care if I get fired.
Any ideas on what to try?
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