>"Anon, stop for just a minute and come over here pl

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>"Hey Anon, do you remember the time we first met? You were so nervous you couldn't even look at me, it was so cute. Back then you always thought that I wanted other guys but you couldn't see what I was thinking. You couldn't see how everything changed for me when I saw you. I couldn't stop smiling but you couldn't see it because you were so focused on my shoes. I was smiling because I knew I had something to look forward to. You changed me and I don't ever want to lose you because you mean so much to me."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdQYzEc6wYw

>>36200244
Regina Spektor + Radiohead

yes please

>>36200480
She looks better with shoulder hair.

This shit is so fucking unrealistic and wouldn't apply to me. It just wouldn't ever happen and if it did I wouldn't get as nervous as I would cold when I'm scared.

>>36200244
you need to start with sweetness m8

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>"Look at her Anon. I can't believe we made it this far, my heart is beating so fast, I'm sure she can hear it. Shh...listen...can you hear her tiny little breaths? She's so quiet, just like you. She's so beautiful, it makes me want to cry. Think of all happy memories we've had together Anon...and all the happy memories we'll be able to give to her. I know we'll make great parents."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_72RkQV25Y

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>>36200244
>>36200480
>tfw women are shit
>tfw no woman will say this to you

Fuck. Posting this should be a crime.
>you'll never have this cute girl as your friend

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>>36200244
>Can you trust me too?
Joke's on you, if this actually happened to me I would say no and then fuck off

>>36200638
She reminds me of 13 from House but cuter.

Why are you doing this to me?

>>36200638
that baby is in heaven

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>trusting a woman, ever

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More please i like this pain

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>"Anon, come over here and sit next to me! My favorite song is playing, can we listen to it together? I love this one so much, the movie was perfect...Anon, you're tearing up, are you okay?! What's wrong? Would it make you feel better if you held my hand? What are you talking about Anon, I don't care if your hand is sweaty let's hold hands. Anon why do you keep pulling your hand away? I'm not letting go until the song is over. Just listen to it with me.
>"..."
>"Anon, I feel like I have to point out something about you, but can you promise you won't take it too hard? I'm not trying to offend you, I'm only bringing it up for your sake. Promise you won't take it too harshly?"
>"You're really bad at telling when somebody loves you."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU6KFnGF9M8

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Stop please stop I'm this fucking close to offing myself

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>"A flower for me? You shouldn't have, Anon! It's so beautiful and it smells so nice! I don't see any flowers down here by the beach though, where did you get it? Oh no Anon...don't tell me you bought it from that guy at the parking lot! Was that why you told me to go ahead? Did you really pay ten dollars just for one flower? That too much just for one flower! If I really think about it though...it makes me feel so special that you'd do this for me."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg

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>>36200638
I just broke down and cried.
I'd give anything for this.
My life is so fucking empty and meaningless.

This particular manner of posting simply is exquisite. It reminds me of these anime derivitied games. Dating Sims.

>>36201384
go for a late-twenties homely/black girl
wow amazing you have a kid now

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>>36200244
>>36200480
>>36200638
>>36201140
>>36201369
Reeeee stop stealing my idea reeeeee

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>not being such a dead shell of a person that these posts only seem to be abstract concepts rather than something that someone would ever say

>not knowing that women are all vapid, brainless in-group followers who are incapable of saying something even half as moving as this

sure, i can't win, but i also can't lose

>>36201616
Just be gay, anon. There's no end to the degens that are lining up to get railed in the ass

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>"It's okay to be sad sometimes, Anon. Just because you're not feeling great all the time doesn't mean you have to isolate yourself from everybody else. That's only going to make it worse, especially when I'm perfectly fine being with you when you're super sad. It doesn't wear me down Anon, I don't want you to be afraid of that. Being near you makes me the happiest girl in the world, I'm hoping that someday you can see that. We'll beat it together Anon, whether it takes days, weeks, months or even years. Maybe the sadness will always be a part of you, and that's okay too. That doesn't mean there isn't room for happiness too. Now let's go watch a goofy movie, okay? I want to see a smile on your face."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFpvu8EG-kQ

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>>36200244
>>36200480
>>36200638
>>36201140
>>36201369

Stop teasing the hopeless kids. Shits not right you know there is no chance of this type of relationship for most of us. The best I can do is one night stands as a chad.

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>>36201563
I patiently wait for you to start the threads so I can contribute the greentexts I've collected from other Anons. I'm continuing your work, be thankful for that.

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>>36201766
Well that's actually really sweet, snail man. /wsg/ has a lot of good material, albeit very limited. Keep fighting the good fight, sorry for yelling at you desu

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I don't want this anymore.
I'm free.

>>36201616
>sure, i can't win, but i also can't lose
You already lost. You're already dead even if you still breathe. Sorry.

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>"Eyes up here Anon. As much as I know you love looking at my legs, you'll get plenty of time to see them when we're at the lake. Oh, you didn't forget, did you? You're such an airhead, I'll forgive you for forgetting our anniversary only because you're so cute. Grab a cup of coffee and get dressed, I want to be out of here before the traffic hits too hard. Hey, where do you think you're going? Forgetting something? Maybe a morning kiss? Jeez Anon...you're so clumsy in the morning. Still love ya though."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUuN8pablQ4

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>"Hey anon, listen to this song while I cook up. When I finally OD and die anon you HAVE to make sure they play this at my funeral, I don't care what my mom says, she's a fucking bitch anyways. I've always hated being here in life anon, but at least dope and your dick made things a bit less shitty sometimes. You're the only other person who's ever understood how I feel, which is cool and all, but shit, I'm sorry you know how I feel. It sucks. Here, slap your vein and clench your fist, I'm gonna go down on you while you nod out."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_nWRVCNwg4

>>36202023
We're all dead. This world is a fucking mausoleum

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>>36202063
>patronizing micromanaging
shut the FUCK up

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I'm so lonely, bros

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>>36202091
holy shit, man my sides

>>36202023
Robots were never alive to begin with

>>36201838
I envy you. Although to be fair, these seem a bit sappy for me anyways.

>>36200480
She looks like elliot rodger in this pic

Fuck this world. Why are we so lonely when we are surrounded by so many other lonely people. There's hundreds of you guys, that actually understand what it feels like to be this hopeless. Why are we still like this?

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>>36203431
Ill tell you why- bc promises were made and people devoted their whole bodies and souls and then one day oh we decided not to do that anymore and now here we are with our manic sisters give immaculate birth to babies with 18 fingers on each hand and foot

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>>36201369
NO. NO.
I was FINE. I was doing just fucking terrific until of all songs, you had to post THAT one.
JUST

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Life is hopeless. We just have to accept that not everyone gets a happy end. Some people are just bound to fail and live miserable lives.
Where light is, there has to be darkness. And unfortunately, we are in the darkness.

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>>36200244
Ha ha time for my favorite thread!

>>36202091
That's fucked, but it brought a smile to my face.

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>>36203431

We're still like this because society has limited and crippled us men.

We can't even fuck our women because they have "rights" now. Now we gotta actually work to fuck them and dance like a monkey and hope that one of them flocks to us.

It's bullshit. It's why even though I'm redpill, I'm never gonna be a player. Genghis Khan wasn't a player, he was a fucking taker, like men are actually supposed to be.

We lonely men just need to take women. Fuck their "rights" and other inane bullshit which limits us from getting what we want.

Why do we need to raid the middle East? For more women to take. Who gives a shit about their rights? Not even their own men care about their own women's rights. We need to take them, force them to be our brides and fuck them while we tie those muslim savages up and make them watch.

stop making me want to die anons
I will never experience any of this so stop

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>"It's nice that you're trying so hard to explain the lecture notes to me Anon...but that's not really the reason I asked to study with you. I'm not sure if you knew this but I've aced the past few tests, I don't really need anything in the syllabus explained to me. I asked you to study with me because I like you, is that really so hard to believe? You know what, close the textbook. Let's just talk until lecture starts. Then let's sit together, okay?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA_ubhYgjAc

>>36200244

>you keep accusing me of pretending to have feelings for you and that this is all fake

That's how I justify being alone. It's the only thing I've ever experienced, so I'll stay with it.

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>"Okay Anon, stand right there and face me, we're gonna play a game. Stop looking away from me! You're supposed to look right at me for this game, okay? Here's the rules Anon, we're gonna look at each other and the first person to look away loses. And the winner gets to kiss the loser. Sound fun? Oop! Looks like you already lost! *smooch*"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhc5QEy5u9E

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>>36204019
>"Oh no...looks like I lost the game this time. What'cha gonna do Anon....?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7XVe0FaT-s

>>36200638

I can't even begin to describe how horrible I would be at parenting. Better that I never, ever reach that chapter.

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>>36203795
Actually a decent point anon, imagine if murica acted like every other empire from most of bistory and legit raided and plundered the places that attack us instead of rebuilding them

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>>36204040
>What'cha gonna do
Nothing. I wouldn't even know what to do in a situation like that except make this face and act smugly superior to these Stacy degenerates.

The wall I've thrown up to keep people out has become too impressive. In a hypothetical situation with a loving girlfriend, when the gate is supposed to open for her, there is nothing inside. I'm already dead.

>>36204099
this guy gets me. Although I've experienced that hypothetical, and they keep thinking there's some "deeper level" I'm not letting them in on where all the feelings are. But there isn't.

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>>36200480
>You changed me and I don't ever want to lose you because you mean so much to me."

This is the lie. This is the red flag. This is a fallacy. This is the point where you do a reality check because you have a solid chance of realizing the world around you is a dream and you can begin lucid dreaming. Unless you have some sort of tried and true white whale of a woman, you simply smile and give her some affirmation while insidiously distancing yourself from her before she cheats on you, comes back and gives you herpes.

>I... I just had a moment of weakness, anon

>tfw had a gf once and she broke down the walls
>became an emotional wreck and it ruined everything for me
>my walls are built ten times as strong now
>I feel literally nothing and await death daily
I win you dumb roastie

>>36204146
You sound like a failed normie.

>>>/out/

>>36204146
similar situation. My problem is that even if the walls crumbled, there is nothing behind them. Whatever personality I had before, if I had any before, isn't there. I've just become too bitter and can't connect with people, even when I should.

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Fuck it boys, I'm gonna get a girlfriend and have her read out all these greentexts to me. I have something to live for.

>>36200480
That music boi, so gud

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>>36200244
Am I the only one who's getting anxiety from these? Probably why I'm a kv

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>>36200480
>>36200244

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

NOBODY WILL EVER SAY THIS TO ME!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>36200244
Thanks for reminding me about what I will never have because of my gyno

>>36204560
>gyno
Is that one of the new pokemons?

>>36204601
die
oregus>>36204601

>>36201140
>>"You're really bad at telling when somebody loves you."

Fuck you, that hit me so hard.

Why are you doing this?

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STOP POSTING THESE!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE ONLY READ THE TEXT BUT IM DYING OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!
THIS ISNT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
TROLL US ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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>>36200638
l think I'd be a good father.

>>36200638
Fuck this one. I love kids and want a family. I want a nice house, wife, 3 kids, dog. I want to have a real family, something I never had. But I'm a fucking mess and it will never happen for me.

"Anon, I'm so glad to be with you. I really love you. This is how it should have been all along. You're so loving and sweet, you care, you worry, you're affectionate... You make me the happiest in the world. Sleep well babe."

>>36204828
Same here anon, although I think I only want one kid. Grew up the older between two brothers, and then the oldest of 5 when my dad remarried. Only autist. Wouldn't wish siblings on anyone.

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>>36200638
this face screams "i'm going to leave and take all of your money in 3 years tops"

>>36200840
This.
As my grandfather used to say, "Women are like parking lots: they're all whores and liars."

>>36205000
I remember when I used to think like this.

It didn't make it hurt any less.

Well I got to the bottom of the greentexts, this sucks.

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>>36201838
i thought i was free but somehow a few of these are breaking me

i don't want to feel anymore

>>36205000
More like it screams, we're making another one.

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>>36201674
goddammit
you fucking asshole

>>36205075
Add your own. I didn't write most of these.

>>36205000
Are you genuinely autistic?

orig

Normies/roasties aren't allowed to be into radiohead.

>>36204521
happens to me any time i imagine myself in a scenario involving intimacy

>>36204331
>>36204040
>>36204019
>>36203824
>>36202063
>>36201674
>>36201369
>>36201140
>>36200638
>>36200480
>>36200244
you are one sick motherfucker, fuck you and fuck this shit

>>36204451
Good luck anon

this comment is VERY original

>>36204099
>The wall I've thrown up to keep people out has become too impressive. In a hypothetical situation with a loving girlfriend, when the gate is supposed to open for her, there is nothing inside. I'm already dead.

This. I can't imagine any girl being patient enough to break my walls of bullshit down.

>>36205148
How does understanding a woman's true intentions make someone autistic? All women want from a man is money.

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>>36205000
Just cause it happened with your mom doesn't mean all women are like that.

trips

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>>36200638
OY VEY

HOW DISGUSTING

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>>36205355
>being this vulnerable
topkekeroni

>>36205287

money and big dig dom sex with chad.

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>>36200244
>>36200480
>>36200638
>>36201140
>>36201369
>>36201674
>>36202063
>>36202091
>>36203824
>>36204019
>>36204040
>>36204331
>I will never know what this is like
Originalo commento

>>36204146
>break the walls
>see fucking Yami Marik
I don't anyone would like me to show the real me.

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>>36200638

>bringing another suffer bag into existence

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>"Shh...baby it's okay, it's okay. Look at me Anon. Look at me. It's gonna be okay. I love you. I'll say it however many times it takes to make you feel better. You're not alone anymore. I'm here for you."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJSjspGcmMU

>>36205355
nice dubs anon

oregon

What's that, a glitch in your personality matrix? I think we are going to need another wipe, don't you think so?

>>36200244
Your kind disgusts me.
You aren't robots.
Fuck off from this board.

>>36202091
Now this is a girl I can get behind (literally).
I also want this song played at my funeral

>>36203795
you may think you are red pilled but you are not. You are only seeing a narrow part of the way of life.
it's pretty easy to make a girl fall in live with you.
It's even easier to play the game to make her crave you.

Getting past being a random no body is the hardest part, once she gives you a chance it's a cruise to get her to do anything you want.
like 6/10 success rate.
Though I am done with the second part...

>>36205379
kys

oru9gnkweg

>>36205467

I've got a similar issue. Lots of malicious thoughts have been allowed to ferment for far too long. I don't think there's any coming back from that.

>>36201140
fuck you motherfucker fuck you piece of cunt shfuaFNSEAUFUCKKKKK

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>"So, what would you like to do now? You pick this time, I want to do as much as I can to make you happy. I'd be happy to watch you play your favorite video game if you want, maybe tease you in my underwear a bit while playing. I know that you've been alone and rejected for so many years, but I want you to know this: every single weekend I'm going to do everything I can to help you catch up on sex. I'll walk you through every position and every act until you're completely satisfied. I'll also carry out every fetish you can possibly think of, no matter how weird. You'll be wholeheartedly fulfilled and caught up for all that lost time rotting in misery and depression."

>"Also, don't worry about being nervous around me, I think that's so cute. You're the only guy I've been with to actually cherish and appreciate me. I can tell you savor every single moment, as do I. Now let me show you some sexual acts, and don't feel pressured to seem tough like those porn actors, you can thrust as lovingly, gently and tenderly as you like."

https://youtu.be/SVBpPILI72I (I know we're supposed to post emotional music, but this is a fantastic synthwave song and one of my all-time favorite music videos.)

>>36205697
*kysses you back*

uwu

>>36205477
>suffer bag
Who says that kid will suffer? Maybe he'll enjoy life unlike you.

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>>36202229
I used to be happy when u was a kid. It hurts to think on the good times now.

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>>36206442
I remember when all I did all day was play flash games, PS2, and GameCube. I miss being completely ignorant of how mediocre my life is, and how much worse it'll likely get.

>>36206442
I don't really remember being happy.
My mother always used to say I never looked happy.

I definitely remember I wasn't this tired all the time though.
It just makes it all so much harder.

>>36205836
god damn it
just let me die while I'm asleep tonight I cant do it myself please just let this be over

>>36200244
not into relationships sweetie. try your luck with chad!

also nice dubs

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>>36200638
why does this hurt so much, anons?

>>36205836
>'You're the only guy I've been with to actually cherish and appreciate me'
not pure, fuck off bitch

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>>36206968
Because our limbic systems are severely malnourished. Imagine if in an alternate universe, starving wouldn't cause dying. Our sense of hunger from not eating (i.e. having positive interactions with women) for decades would be immense. Decades of loneliness, coupled with inadequate brain chemistry, results in a severely fucked limbic system (Elliot Rodgers was a good example, he constantly cried from despair and I don't blame him in the least.)

Pic related summarizes our entire life. Water everywhere but not a drop to drink. Food everywhere but not a single morsel to eat. We'll always starve and suffer, until the day we die.

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>>36206968
Because at it's core, this is the most pure thing that society and nature have created, the love and trust that is implied in this post is something the majority of us won't ever experience

>>36200244
>Chink
>Not speaking Engrish
Shit thread desu.