Does anyone want to play for a bit?
-Download MTA San Andreas 1.5
>you've already got gta san andreas installed or else you're not a robot
-Browse The Feels Server
-Password ''feel''
See you there.
The sun just came up, please, Anons.
any bustas here?
How do you play online?
I'm 32-year-old virgin and I still watch American college movies such as "Superbad" and I'm totally enjoying them even though I have no real life experiences relating to the movies.
Somehow, as a robotic autist, I find it cute how some people take "normal life" like sex and getting booze so seriously. I can't really explain this feeling, but their attachment to the simple things in life is adorable.
>>36264447
>American college movies
>anything like actual college
You're funny.
>>36264447
Superbad is about high schoolers, though.
>>36264447
>I'm 32-year-old virgin
Never understood this. You could just hire an escort.
>he said he loves me
>he said we'll be together forever
>he leaves me for a girl
>>36264347
>love
Just a meme normies use to control others.
>>36264347
gay niggeroni faggotoli
>>36264347
Roasties ruin everything man
>Too feminine looking to get girls
>Too masculine looking to get boys
>8 inch dick
>Very low sex drive
Why does god like toying with me
>>36264318
>>Too feminine looking to get girls
no such thing, you're just too ugly you mentally ill faggot
>>36264318
>>Very low sex drive
how low
Pls be my bf. When you're not feeling horny all I ask is that you give me a handy or a bj.
>tfw too ugly to get a cute bf
why are boys so judgemental
>>36264278
It would help if you posted your face.
>>36264578
>It would help if you posted your face.
no it wouldn't
Because despite everything they claim, they're just as bad as women.
Disregard human relations and acquire greater knowledge.
>finding a woman who finds you attractive when you're bald in your early 20s
i'm a fucking zombie, imagine if i ever found a gf and she showed my pic to her friends, they'd laugh at me and tease her for being together with a bald loser who looks 40 in his 20s
fuck this shit, why can't i be a carefree fullhead like other people my age? why am i already decaying before i even peaked?
>>36264266
I was almost 100% bald at the age of 23
I have a 7/10 GF, friends and a social life
I'm respected at my work and I was mid-tier popular at the uni
where is your god now? lack of hairs is not a problem, you being a pussy is a problem
>>36264337
post a photo of your hair senpai
>>36264379
I shave it daily now, no hair at all
looked like shit before I did that, my GF made me do that
Have you ever felt so happy that you vomitted? I don't know what to do with myself anymore. My entire day has been filled with crying tears of pure ecstatic joy and I've become nauseous at the sheer force of my happiness. What do? How do I come down? I feel like I'm out of control.
Are you on something? If you're just high on life, then I would probably suggest the hospital or for either, calm meditation, focus your excess that you do not intend to use, til you are filled but not overfilled, as you seem to be, and direct that excess toward your heart and out as an offering to whichever creator, dark or otherwise, that suits you.
>>36264201
yea I used to get pretty manic as a teenager. Never now tho.
Enjoy it while it lasts OP.
>>36264319
Send it to me if you want.
Why does no one like me?
some assumptions based on the fact you're on /r9k/
you are any of the following :
>bitter
>cynical
>self-absorbed
>depressing to be around
>nihilistic
>anxious
>passive aggressive
>angry at small things
>rude
>impolite
Go self reflect over there >>>/adv/
>>36264140
because these
>>36264203
also, he forgot to mention that you are probably ugly
These are all true for me too
What does it mean when you text a girl about something you're doing (in my case, model building) and she showers you with compliments? Is she trying to be friends or does she want to go further?
B U M P I N G please please help
Hey guys can u please let me know
>>36264062
>>36264273
>>36264484
we literally do not know man. at least i don't
>tfw I have a piano and I must despair: Chopin edition
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ltESydhbDS
*claps clap clap*
>tfw life is an endless uphill and you keep stumbling
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sjJOB62PXz
>tfw a good life is within vision but outside reach
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RtPr0MKiPI
Tell me anon, what is your problem with period blood? What scares you about it? Are you scared it won't wash off? That it will stain something? That it is filled with cursed powers? Normies and Chad alike seem to have an aversion to menstrual blood, but I almost excpected a robot to be different, you're sheets are already quite stained and I do know how to remove blood quite well. Any grillbots out there, how does one find a real man? One willing to fuck a girl while she's on her period? Is it just vampire fetishists?
>>36263981
Didn't even read.
I fucked my ex when she had cramps whenever I could. It was her who was kinda grossed about it.
But eventually she learned to love it. 3rd day minimum tho, wouldn't let me the first 2 days. Even gave her the lickeroo.
>>36264115
Did you get something extra from the cramps? Or were you just into the whole period aspect in general?
>>36264202
I was into her. Everything else was secondary. So it wasn't like a fetish or anything.
But the sex was much more animalistic and felt right. Plus the smell made me want to rip her insides apart.
It didn't smell good or bad but just....animal like. Drove me crazy.
My life is worse than it was a year ago.
>tfw life is slowly and steadily just getting worse and worse and will continue getting worse because i'm not motivated to fix my problems
My life was getting increasingly worse with every passing year for about 6 or 7 years until I hit rock bottom in 2014. You know how they say that once you hit rock bottom, there's nowhere to go but up? That's true for me. After mid 2015, my life has been getting better.
This should be a banner for this board
Which game should i originally play
>>36263961
Bloodbourne its a great game especially with dlc. Fallout is just a disapoint
>>36263961
Neither, you should do something constructive with your time.
i was told fallout 4 is a disappointing RPG, but a mediocre first person shooter
i would go fallout 4, still, since i tried to watch an LP of bloodborne but it seemed really left field to me, so i dropped it. Speaking of subject matter, that is
>my birthday today
Why am i so depressed
>>36263769
Because birthdays mean fuck all after you turn 10
Its literally just another day, no one cares it your birthday besides you.
>>36263769
getting older sucks.
>>36263769
How oId are you today anon?
'Aight /r9k/, phone background thread time, here's what I'm using atm.
>>36263739
Alrighty then.
FUCKING ORIGINAL COMMENT CUNT.
the cheese stands alone
Makes me feel calm