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>>36284154
Well obviously there are characteristics that a universally beautiful. I think the subjectivity part comes into it when you're talking about the average women, that has a collection of features some of which are attractive others less so, at which point it because a case of deciding (for lack of a better word) which you prefer. This is however just looking at physical attraction, which is ignoring a large part of attraction.

imo, at least.

>>36284154
for a man:
>symmetrical face
>prominent jaw
>healthy hairline (not balding)
>virile facial hair growth (trimmed stubble seem to be overall more attractive than clean shaved)
>not wearing glasses (glasses make you look smarter but overall less attractive)
>height higher than the one perceiving him
>frame (shoulder width) bigger than the one perceiving him

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>>36284154
>femanons say
That's a way to go about your life!
But it actually is in some small manner, but overall the standards are quite basic and there's also a point where if lower, you'll not even be considered a human for both genders actually. You might like that your partner has a short hair, but someone else might prefer long hair over it, etc. If you guys want I can write a post about "how to get a gf" roughly said while I'm here.
Just a general advice, even though i know that this shithole now is filled with majorly normies and failed ones, just don't listen to whatever a normie says. Learn to think for yourself.

>>36284148
I'm not even sure what it is.

>>36284179
are you a caveman? its sushi on a hot girls sweaty stinky feet.

>>36284148
oh jee, would eat those toes as well

>>36284123
no get the fuck out
i'm sorry i didn't mean to post that
i'm trapped in a frozen hell dimension and the only thing that works is this computer
how do i have internet when there's no fucking power

Also R9Gay I guess...

>>36284140
U high brah?
wow, that wasn't original

>>36284094
No, femlets are adorable. It's perfectly fine for a woman to be less than 5'0". It is NOT fine for a man to be less than 6'0".

No. Short girls are cuter, tall girls are hotter. With guys you're just fucked if you're short

>>36284127
>>36284145
Both of these. It sucks that it only goes one way. The only problem I see with short girls is maybe being mistaken for a pedophile or people assuming that you are just because you like short girls.

>>36284008
Nah, I love Kendrick but he isn't a robot, although I do like his more introspective tracks talking about his insecurities.

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>>36284008
>>36284042
I beat yo' ass, keep talkin' back
I beat yo' ass, who bought you that?
You stole it, I beat yo' ass if you say that game is broken
I beat yo' ass if you jump on my couch
I beat yo' ass if you walk in this house with tears in your eyes
Runnin' from poopoo and 'prentice
Go back outside, I beat yo' ass, lil nigga
That homework better be finished, I beat yo' ass
Yo' teachers better not be bitchin' 'bout you in class
That pizza better not be wasted, you eat it all
That TV better not be loud if you got it on
Them Jordans better not get dirty when I just bought 'em
Better not hear 'bout you humpin' on Keisha's daughter
Better not hear you got caught up, I beat yo' ass
You better not run to your father, I beat yo' ass
You know my patience runnin' thin
I got beaucoup payments to make
County building's on my ass
Tryna take my food stamps away
I beat yo' ass if you tell them social workers he live here
I beat yo' ass if I beat yo' ass twice and you still here
Seven years old, think you run this house by yourself?
Nigga, you gon' fear me if you don't fear no one else

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>>36284008

PRIDE is one of the best rap songs of 2017. /our guy/ is Earl Sweatshirt, desu.

>>36283993
Stop being a worthless attention whore roastie bitch and let the man live his life without some cunt breadcrumbing him the rest of his days. Alternatively, try drinking bleach.

>>36283993
Let me orbit you instead, I'm better than he is in every way.

>>36284102
BEAT IT KID SHE'S MINE

>>36283952
You're the best at being you. Nobody else could be you. Don't compare yourself to people that aren't you, their lives are completely different, with completely different problems and circumstances.

Compare yourself to the you of the past. Be better than who you used to be. Improve. Become the best version of yourself.

>>36283952
You must be eighteen or older to post here.

>>36283952
You're a master of things
You'll remember all the things you did in life later

>>36283945
Hire them and become the first nuclear-capable private citizen.

I hope I get nuked.

laugh at the LA normies getting nuked

here if u r a grill

Craigslist, near college campuses. Met one a few months ago at the mall, he basically offered to suck my dick in my truck, and let me jack him off. He wore a wig and lipgloss, was nice

Look in the mirror.

Oh wowwy so original.

>>36283792
They deserve it for being idiots and also thays how the free market works, it is not immoral to take advantage of men as long as we dont violate their NAP

>>36283792
It's a dog eat dog world. oridoggorawfo

>>36284118
>Female (female)
>Ancap

Big if true

>>36283785
Are you a girl (female)? Organic

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Yeah, you think. I thought so many times and was wrong.
What makes you feel so? Do you like her as well?

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>>36283785
Cute.
I wish a girl would crush on me ;_;

https://youtu.be/fTF-RadkIKo?list=PLfEaym2J3eWILCzp9aOjGXVP-OeU7ZwYF

https://youtu.be/ViqoervsGyE

https://youtu.be/ei_x4OfqeTU

Here you go OP

>>36283902
2nd one is real nice, thanks

heres another

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRfDGDo-Ecg

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>>36283661

here ye go, oregano

>>36283661
>Need to use it to finish my fap session.
O_o what????

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>>36283661
>fap
lol my dude u r crayz xD

>>36283633
How long have you been in japan
What did you do when you got off the plane
How did you make connections
Did you speak the language beforehand
Do you speak it now

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>>36283633
>vagabond traveler
Sounds pretty comfy desu
I wish I could become one one day

>>36283788
>How long have you been in japan
3 months
>What did you do when you got off the plane
Checked in to my hotel
>How did you make connections
Talk to people
>Did you speak the language beforehand
A little
>Do you speak it now
A little more

It's not anime heaven if that's what you're wondering.

>>36283547
What's the point if everyone looks over your face, dumbass.

>>36283547
>tfw feel superior to literally everyone because I'm ripped and look attractive
>tfw everyone respects me and no one ever bothers me irl
feels narcissistic man

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>>36283659
hoIy shit you sound like a fucking faggot