Where do I find submissive femboy cocksluts?

here if u r a grill

Craigslist, near college campuses. Met one a few months ago at the mall, he basically offered to suck my dick in my truck, and let me jack him off. He wore a wig and lipgloss, was nice

Look in the mirror.

Oh wowwy so original.

>>36283897
kill urself and go to hell

>>36283990
please do not be disruptive, this board is home to many emotionally fragile people

>>36283897
Well I'd like to oblige, but I'm not a femboy just a cockslut dude.

>>36284063
im just stating facts, fuck ur feelings

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>>When you've never seen a femboy IRL and realize your dream will never come true

>>36284098
ive only seen androgynous metalheads

>>36284141
>tfw no qt twink/femboy/trans/trap etc gf/bf/master
feels bad man

>>36284141
Better then nothing, I suppose.

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>>36284152
>tfw no qt metal twink/femboy/trans/trap etc gf/bf/master
feels bad man
woops forgot the metal part

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>>36283897
Not in Australia anon, that's all I know

>>36284301
>tfw melb anon hasn't found a qt boy to break yet
;-;

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>>36283960
>look in the mirror
Never heard that one before.

>>36283897
>>36284164
Who are they and where do they live?!

>>36284499
n-noe breaking, you showed me the way of handholding with the lights off

happy easter.

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>>36284528
just stick it in till there pupils turn to hearts
then hold hands

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>>36284552
Anon, I only stick it in WHILE holding hands, I'm no savage

>>36284584
OwO t-thats a big bunny you have anon

>>36284602
y-yeah...I ate him

>>36284661
all by yourself?
also that picture was from last year!

how was your easter/chrissy this year anon?

>>36284691
>also that picture was from last year!
lawd, you should not remember or reveal such secrets! but yeah, I don't really take new pics, just no reason to since I don't really show them off to anyone in particular anyway. Easter hasn't really happened yet :p, and xmas was fairly low key too. How about yourself, semi-stranger?

>>36284739
oh i thought easter was today?

nothing bad happened during christmas but nothing happened either so it was alrightt

the filename is from 2016 thats how i knew!

>>36284777
well, easter sundays in 2 hours or so
>filename
sneaky and observant, anon.

>tfw no obedient boy to suckle my cock while I run my fingers through his hair

>>36283960
>mfw that would actually work

qt femboys don't exist in a 3d form

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>>36283897
Here. I am also original

>>36285469
CUTE. Would suckle for hours :)

>>36285469
>not caged
bad boy

>>36285469
Fucking kill yourself you disgusting tranny. Not even meming, you are a disgrace to your family

>>36285469
cute benis, what's on the other side?

>>36285557
they look like kids trying to be the part of trap meme

>>36285469
pls be in nyc
Originalio

>>36285557
please cease in being rude

>>36285512
Thanks, first time I've posted it
>>36285515
Don't own a cage. Would love to have someone make me wear one though.
>>36285557
>shave and wear tights in a picture
>tranny
Lmao I'm not a fucking retard. You can be cute and not be a tranny
>>36285573
Butt is clean shaven, but I just shaved it yesterday so there's red patches and of looks like I have acne on my ass or something. I'll get a decent picture of it when it looks better
>>36285633
London desu

>>36283897
i wonder how the author feels about actual trannies wearing shirt of his character

got any moar pics?
originalino

>>36285792
got any butt pictures?
i bet it looks cute

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>>36285856
Sorry. I just shaved it recently so there's red patches and it looks like I have butt acne. I'll get good pictures eventually though.
>tfw people want to see it
:)

>>36285897
>>tfw people want to see it
well yeah, if that looks cute then i bet the rest of you looks cute too

>>36285469
>>36285897
What's the length of your wee Anon?

>>36285954
>wee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMpXQqmQHc8

>>36285954
About 1.5-2" soft, 5-5.5" hard.
>>36285916
Thanks, was worried being a cutfag would be a turnoff for most people.

>>36285974
it's a turnoff for some people, not for me though
moar pics?

>>36283897
check your premises

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>>36285897
post it anyway :^)

origigigi

>>36285974
That's pretty adorable, actually bigger flaccid than you're erect

>>36285991
you should post butt too
too much original

>>36286007
only special boys get to see muh butt since I'm a top, it's not for public consumption :^)

>>36286028
thats too bad
only bot cuteboys are allowed here

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>>36285984
I've got this one of my general body but that's it
>>36285991
>>36286028
>that cute
>top
UK?
>>36285996
I prefer it small and cute

>>36286037
Don't be dumb, there are no cuteboys on /r9k/, just us uggoes

>>36286046
ah shucks. you should take more pics or send them to me privately :^)

>>36286046
>that body
all you have going for you is the smol cock

>>36286046
That looks like a nice tummy, shame about the flash :p
>UK?
Neh, Australia, far away from all the qt's

>>36285792
>shave and wear tights in a picture
>not a tranny
Disgust blight

>>36285991
I want to choke on anon's cock!

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>>36285991
Anon I really wish you didn't live in Australia, I see these pics every thread and your dick looks so qt, I'd love to suck it so bad ;;
at least I can fap to it

>>36286112
you and me both, sempai, all of the fun robots seem to be in the EU and stuff ;----;, Australia is lonely

>>36285991
>too ugly to be cute
>dick is cut and average at best
>anon is cute uncut and above average
kill me

everytime i want to fap to pics like this i remember that theres a reason they never post their face and its an instant turnoff

>>36286075
>>36286137
Shame, I'd love someone cute to dominate me. At least you have that god tier accent. Everyone loves strayans.

>>36286164
I don't want to be stalked tbqqhgh fammm

>>36286164
reminds me of that one dude that always but a alice cooutout in front of his face

>>36286151
But I could still be too ugly to be cute ;)
>>36286169
yeah, so I here
>>36286164
Probably because only a dumbcunt would post a picture of themselves naked with identifying aspects like a face in a public forum where anybody who sees it could use it against them? nice bait, tho.

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>>36286164
Or maybe it's because people don't want to post their face online in the same batches as nude pictures of themselves? I only give face pics to friendos.

>>36286164
>>36286164
>heres a reason they never post their face
cause their dads will try to beat the gay out of them?

>>36286177
>>36286185
>>36286198
>implying you leave your house
>implying anyone knows you
youre doing this for attention and the only reason for not posting your face is cause you know itd kill all the attention instantly

>>36286198
be my friend and then let me blackmail you into being my personal cumdump

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Where are the sub femboys in europe damnit. I want someone to dominate and bf irl

>>36286210
>trying to bait this hard
EleGiggle

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>>36286210
Every time I've posted my face here people have told me I'm trap tier
>>36286215
I already have enough friends and I'm not a subby

>>36286222
we're all waiting here senpai

>>36286184
i want to do this but make myself a mask that's like ludicrously horrifying, like a skinned plasticine tiger head or a gray alien

>>36286233
>Every time I've posted my face here people have told me I'm trap tier
not posting face as proof

>>36286233
ive seen the desperate horny faggots call anything here beautiful.

>>36286233
Thats what the blackmail is for

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>>36286239
or a valtiel head like pic related so I can be a valtieltrap

>>36283897
>Where do I find submissive femboy cocksluts?
Me

>>36286946
Cool. Now where do I find them in Europe

>>36286946
what >>36286957 said desu
originalao

>>36286946
What
>>36286957
>>36287049
Those two said desu

>>36286946
what >>36287065 responded to my respond at >>36287049

HEY GUYS
DID YOU KNOW
YOU CAN BE GAY
AND GET WITH GAY MEN
WITHOUT DOING THIS FEM SHIT
BECAUSE THEY LIKE MEN?

>>36287158
but i'm attracted to fem gays though D:

>>36287174
why not just go after actual women then?

>>36287461
because i dont like women desu senpai

you people are gay

>>36287485
but you are attracted to feminine features?

>>36287158
mascs are annoying desu senpaitachi

>>36287158
>>36287461
Why are people so confused at gay people wanting cute things? Just because we're gay doesn't mean we want some giant, hairy fat guy. Women are cancer, but they're not the only ones that can be cute.

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Why don't you just stop being gay? there are free internet dating sites.

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>>36287532
Why don't you just stop asking dumb questions, huh?

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>>36287526
ok so fat and hairy is out of the question,
what about something like this?

>>36287526
>but they're not the only ones that can be cute.
they are better at it

>>36287522
>fems
>ohai robotto-san I am a trad catboi waifu free to a good home
>mascs
>ungh choke me with your crapped jockstrap bitch

>>36287526
I'm just saying if you want something that looks like a girl why not go after an actual girl without all the problems from going after a guy?

>>36283897
I realIy wish I knew anon

>>36287570
It's not my thing but it isn't cute but some subs certainly love that.

>>36287582
Matter of opinion. I don't think girls are nice or cute but if you do, then do you.

>>36287645
>without all the problems from going after a guy?
What are those problems? I find that there are way more problems associated with going after women and am very thankful that I like boys instead.

>>36286164
My pic is posted in every one of these threads. I wouldn't want anyone to recognize my face lel

>>36287687
social stigma, risk of HIV, sjws

how do I become a submissive femboy cockslut

>>36287687
>I find that there are way more problems associated with going after women
like?

>>36283897
how do I stop the submissive femboy cocksluts I find online from killing themselves before I get to fuck them?

Traps are fuckin gay m8

>>36287735
>social stigma
My life as a robot is already a complete social stigma. Adding one more thing hasn't made a difference.
>risk of HIV
If you have casual sex, but I doubt anyone here is doing that. Please don't try to pretend that women are free of stds either. Look up the statistics sometimes. Your odds aren't great either way.
>sjws
In my experience most sjws are women.

>>36287793
>like?
Women are much more cruel. They can label as you as a creep and make a mockery of you to all of their friends or the general public. They can file false rape charges against you at any instant along with trying to trap you with a kid that probably isn't yours. They'll try to string you along as an orbiter and get free things out of you.

>>36287877
>Please don't try to pretend that women are free of stds either.
ok but the risk of HIV transmission from unprotected anal sex is significantly higher than through vaginal.

>>36287906
I'm not denying that, but it's only a risk if you're sleeping around with sluts who have HIV to begin with.

>>36283897
On some other board because we're sick of you faggots polluting /r9k/ with your shit.

MODS WHY ARE YOU NOT BANNING FAGGOT THREADS

>>36287877
>>36287906
>>36287948
Post boypussy or take it to /lgbt/ niggers.

>>36288101
They aren't against the rules. Write your local mods and see if we can get a /trap/ board. We can save /r9k/ and /b/.

>>36288101
I'm pretty sure the guy doing most of the complaining is in fact one dude. He lurks the goddamn catalog, and every time he sees one, he drops in and starts spazzing out like a worse barneyfag.

>>36288101
oh so all the femanon and normalfag threads are alright?

>>36288200
It's at least 5 dudes or one really, really sad human being.
This is /r9k/ so it could go either way.

>tfw big guy
>tfw no cute little cocksleeve gf(male)
>tfw live in balkan country
>tfw basically out on a leprechaun hunt

KILL me

>>36287774
depends

if you're a loser will no dedication:

just lose weight and take care of your skin

if you're semi dedicated:

start toning your body through exercising to make yourself look more yummy

if you're an insanely gay nigga:

done all of the above + HRT without transitioning

>>36286164
This is the sad truth, they either have a man's face or a trans alien like disgusting face.
Very few are those who are cute.

>>36288101
it's not against the rules you worthless fuck

why don't you try reporting the thread and see what happens?

>>36288289
I think hamberger land has a lot of femboys but I live in Alabama so any that live here are either pathetic neets like me or in the closet permanently.

>>36288374
>tfw the closest thing I can get to a femboy in Europe is talking to burger femboys
I just want a cute girl(boy) and his little feminine penis!

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>tfw all the femboys on campus want chad

>>36288341
>it's not against the rules you worthless fuck
Don't bother responding to them. They're repressed gays that are scared of liking it. Why else would they come to ever single thread and spend their time in here?

>>36288467
Same.
>>36288487
Can't blame them. Chad is a pretty nice guy. Way better than me.

>>36283897
Don't buy into the trap meme OP, it's a fucking lie and they're just like women, somehow worse, since almost all of them are fucked in the head, but not "Oh, they're damaged, I can fix them!" fucked in the head, more like "I'll do meth for three days straight, fight you to a standstill with a straight razor, and stand there crying, begging to be hugged, while you lay on the ground, bleeding to death." kinda fucked.

AND THATS JUST FUCKING ONE.

Yeah, you can get laid, it's so fucking easy, they're all degenerate sluts who find self-worth in sex, but do you really want that? Some fucking hallow shell, because, let me tell you, there is NO HUMAN inside that body anymore, that just takes semen from you and expects you to pity them, NON FUCKING STOP, IT NEVER ENDS, THEY'RE THE WORLD BIGGEST VICTIM EVERY FUCKING TIME!

DON'T DO IT. I'VE DONE IT. I STILL DO IT. I CAN'T STOP. I'M COVERED WITH SCARS AND I'VE LOST MORE PETS THAN I CAN COUNT, BUT MY FUCKING IDIOT BRAIN WONT LET ME STOP.

Don't be me. Stick to 2D. Wanna know why? You'll never walk in on your waifu sucking a glass dick, high as a fucking kite, all your cereal on the fucking ground, your TV smashed, just masturbating in the middle of all the chaos they've created, laughing because they think it's cute.

Yeah, she won't do that because she isn't real, but that honestly seems like a small burden compared to the garbage life you'll lead if you buy into this fucked lie.

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I'm willing to be your submissive femboy cockslut (2D).

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>>36288655
From this post I can deduce that you're far more fucked up than any Trap I've ever met

kys shill

>>36288678
2d only?
shame

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>>36289478
Sorry, but it's for the best.

>>36289504
but why?
i mean 2d is hot but i'd rather have someone 3d

>>36289437
what in the fuck am I shilling?

are you an idiot who likes to use internet words they just pick up?

die alone.

>>36288655
You're not really putting me off. I mean okay. There's some cereal on the floor. You can sweep it up. It's a total non-issue. There's nothing wrong with getting high and masturbating either, and TVs break sometimes. Stop being so melodramatic.

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>>36289541
Because 2D is cuter than I am.

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>tfw both simultaneously want to be the trap and want to dom traps.

This is getting out of hand now.

>>36289617
prove it
you migh be cute 3d

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>>36289629
I'm not posting my face in the same thread that I admit I want to be a submissive femboy, sorry.

>>36289645
you dont have to post face
there are other cute things i'd like to see :^)
or just send it to me in private

>>36289572
Traps are almost always mentally ill. That's the main issue I was trying to put forward, it was buried in my own complaints.

You're more than welcome to try, I ain't gonna stop you, more like I can't, but I'm honestly trying to tell you it's a better idea to stick to 2D because drawings can't hurt you, steal from you, kill things you love, and smoke meth.

The meth thing is a big one. Also, traps are almost always are into some weird fucking shit like diapers, scat, a fucking spinning wheel of awful sex and you don't even know where the wheel lands until you've put time into them and fell obligated to humor them because you might be in love, you don't know if you are, you've been alone since forever and that makes you do stupid idiot shit.

Don't do it.

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>>36289664
If I don't have a cute face it doesn't matter what my body looks like. I'm almost certainly older than you as well.

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>>36289567
now it's just that you've written one of the most obviously fake and stupid posts I've read this year.

And besides, assuming you was telling the truth, then you're probably a complete fuck up as well for getting with the person and staying with them for as long as you did anyway

>DON'T DO IT. I'VE DONE IT. I STILL DO IT. I CAN'T STOP. I'M COVERED WITH SCARS AND I'VE LOST MORE PETS THAN I CAN COUNT, BUT MY FUCKING IDIOT BRAIN WONT LET ME STOP.

ahahahaaha what?

You sound like a schizophrenic anon. Either way your post is worthless.

in fact, your stupid ass forced dramatic writing style reminds me of another anon who I laughed at a few days ago, do you do this a lot? He posted a picture of some random Greek art.

And finally, pic related, you're story is obviously bullshit

fuck off

>>36289664
they're trying to tell you you're a thirsty fucking loser and they want nothing to do with you, just let it go jesus, chase after another faggot, one's bound to bite.

>>36289687
i'd still like to see desu senpai
origional

>>36288655
is this copy pasta?

originitium

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>>36283897
>>36283897


discord dot gg/d8fY2

Ask for Pez ;)

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>meet passing mtf tranny through work
>he invites me to go out for some drinks after work one day
>decide to go because I have nothing better to do
>I don't drink too much but he just starts hammering them back
>starts asking really weird questions like if I've ever had a girlfriend, if I'm still a virgin, etc
>eventually asks if I've ever had groped a tit before
>"aw, you haven't even coped a feel before? Want to feel some right now?"
>ohshit.jpg
>decide to feel his tits up because why not
>spend about 3 minutes groping tranny tits, decently sized but probably implants judging by the firmness of them
>go home and haven't really talked to him too much since

>>36289703
sasuga internet police

>>36289687
do you want to be my 2d bf?

>>36289686
I'm in a relationship with a very short, skinny, feminine guy. He's probably mentally ill, he's avoidant and very rarely leaves the house, especially by himself, and he's got some gender identity issues as well.

Although he's mostly over them he still occasionally does things like suddenly shave his whole body and paint his nails because he wants to be more feminine.

Underneath that he's just a normal person. Well maybe not normal but he's not some insane freak is what I'm getting at.

He doesn't even drink, he'd never dream of doing drugs, he very very rarely gets angry and would never hurt another person intentionally. Yeah he's gay as hell but that's just a preference, none of that wild fetish stuff just normal human intimacy and love making.

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>>36289623
>>tfw both simultaneously want to be the trap and want to dom traps.
Glad I'm not the only one with this feel

>>36289898
Dude, you have nothing to prove to me, I'm a stranger on the internet, there's exceptions to every rule, etc.

I hope it does go good for you. I hope it continues anyway. But, it's just been from my experience, traps are trouble. People in general, but traps in particular. I've got nothing against the gays, mind you, I like dick myself, wouldn't be sticking my dick in cute boys if I didn't, I'm just saying that a faggot being a trap is sort of a redflag for danger.

Like colored hair and tattoos.

Of course, like all other redflag warnings, they can be ignored, but I feel like people see traps as a sort of "Caution" sign when it should be a bright red fucking 'STOP".

Bad news, man.

Honestly, not even sure what my goal is here. I just want people to know traps are just as bad as women in a way. Being alone, that's where it's at.

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>tfw you're a bottom
>tfw people say you're cute
>people say you could be a trap
>in perpetual self doubt
>NEET who lives at home
>I just want to be a qt boi

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>>36289856
Yes, I do want that.

>>36290111
show us anon
maybe you do look as cute as they say

>>36283897
I'd love to help you out, but I'm not a femboy cockslut, just a trap cockslut

>>36290164
i never had a 2d bf before so how do we do this?

>>36290199
show yourself to us
origional

>>36290199
Be my cockslut gf..

in europe

>>36290249
Sorry senpai, I'm in nyc

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>>36290176
uhh I'm pretty thin but no bully

>>36290297
can you be my long distance gf?

>>36290301
you should use hormones to make yourself even more trappy

>>36290328
I don't wanna >.< Can't I just where knee socks and pantsu?

>>36290349
you could but do you have the butt to show for it?

>>36290310
I'd like a long distance euro bf.. that would be nice

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>>36290363
n-no bully my butt. I'm autistic af irl tho so never a bf

>>36290399
I'd eat that

>>36290414
e-eating ass is lewd anon

>>36290394
anyway i could talk to you then?
hope this is original

>>36290399
Cute boipussy! I'd finger it.

>>36290425
you love it you naughty boy

>>36290399
alright i allow you to wear knee socks and pansu
more boipusy pls

>>36290433
I-I'm a virgin anon
>>36290432
t-thanks

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>>36290447
tfw no irl bf to cuddle and buy me pantsu and knee socks

>>36290483
i'd be your bf to buy you pantsu and knee socks
probably cuddle all day

>>36290451
you wouldn't be for very long if I had access to you

>>36290394
i could give you my discord if you're still here

>>36290497
>>36290513
I literally just want to be a stay at home wife (male)

>>36290545
well then i could teach you some cooking techniques, since i love cooking

>>36290564
I wanna cook for a hubbie~
I'd clean too~
I'm too autistic to work desu ;~;

>>36290600
that would probably work with my futhure income

>>36290607
m-my kik is madaogo

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Get in, this will be quick

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>mfw gay people

>>36290545
I'd buy you all the cute clothes you could desire

>>36290646
added you desu
name starts with C

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>fags think they have a right to live

>>36290699
>posting pics of a dead one-balled shitlord that got gangraped by many countries

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>>36290738
>mfw Germany had the best kill ratio
>mfw Germany had the most advanced science
>mfw it took all world powers ganging up to beat them, a country of 60 million

>>36290683
>>36290658
>>36290699
>>36290770
You're not fooling me, motherfucker. I read the P.S. book.

>>36290770
>mfw they still got assfucked and lost
>mfw gays, jews, and everyone else is still alive while hitler is dead
>mfw nazi flag is even illegal in many countries

deal with it.

Since this is a shitpost thread I will shitpost a roll
0-4: Start my day and take a shower then do hw
5-9: Play some Isaac and fap

>>36290924
>ONE shot at life
>Wasn't born in Finland
Fug DDDDDD:

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>>36290823
Not for long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Yszp3SmxE

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>>36290950
For fucks sake thought I posted this in the hitler thread so I deleted it

>>36284063
havent been on 4chan in like a year. is this how we are talking now? get out of here, cuck

>>36290932
>>36290970
I don't open links outside of the interest board because it's usually irrelevant bs just tell me what it is faggot.
>He had trouble posting a YT link
People like you give /pol/ a bad name.

>>36291023
it's ironyposting tbqh

>>36290301
>>36290328
How the fuck is this "trappy" ???? HE HAS NO FEMININE FEATURES, just a normal looking boy. A cute boy, but not fucking TRAPPY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>36290980
>mfw I'm a tranny gf and I'm more like the femboy bf
>mfw every tranny I've met was like the tranny gf
this is why I hate associating with fucking trannies

>>36291424
you say this to make said boy happy in order for the boy to post nudes easier

If somebody accepted my hideous face, I'd definitely become their cocksleeve. You could even but a bag on my head. I used to post lewds all the time and was very popular when I did, but I realized I was being cruel by leading Anons on while I'm actually uggo.

>>36291564
i might be able to do that, if you got the body for it

>>36291564
Where are you from anon? I'm very accepting of people's looks, I wouldn't make you wear a bag or anything that's cruel.

Unless you like it a little cruel

>>36291604
>>36291642
I'm surprised. If either of you want to see about chatting a little further or getting some of my lewds for reference, my email is [email protected] I'd appreciate using email for location talk and sending my pics, but for a general idea I'm in East US,

>>36291791
US, i'm europe myself
shame

>>36291826
You can still email me if you want a dump of my old lewds. You seem nice so I wouldn't mind helping a fap session, even though it's a shame we can't meet.

>>36291791
Give me a state at least. I don't want to waste my time with someone who's 1000 miles down the coast.

>>36291944
If you insist, MD

>>36291863
i'd email you but i dont have a throwaway atm myself

>>36291987
I've gotta go right now but I'll send you an email in an hour or two... probably.

>>36285469
>>36285792
Come up to Manny

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/r9k/, worked for me at least.

>29 year old wizard apprentice
>never dated, shit with grills
>finally get the confidence to start talking to random people on /r9k/
>four months later, pic related

Just don't give up hope, robots. Feminine guys really ARE better than roasties.

>>36292651
i wish i could find a cute boy
good for you though!

>>36292651
Finger him for us please.

>>36286957
If it helps, I've noticed there's a lot of them in the UK.

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>>36291791
>that godly butt
Thank you, even though we're too far apart to do anything.

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>tfw sucking dick

>>36292492
No you come down. Manchester a shit anyway

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I'm sorry for whatever happened to you guys, I know a lot of you have totally succumbed to what caused you to become like this but if there are any of you that just want a person to talk to and maybe help get back to normal, I'm here for you

>>36294407
Sure find me a girlfriend in europe and I'll go back to being normal. Until the time being I'm joining this degeneracy.

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>be a big brown hairy bear type, but pretty chubby, and very dominant

>no one likes very chubby bears, especially not twinks/femboys/traps

>>36292651
But you unironically just went to prove that only creeps and losers date femboys, traps and trannys because they can't have the real thing.

>>36294484
Seriously? Lurk the femboi threads more. A couple weeks back we had a couple of cock-scent threads. They were full of subs looking for big, hairy doms.

>>36294407
i need a gf many times hotter than me and then ill feel self worth