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why are you scared to go to the website?
you probably feel even worse due to lack of sleep, try to get some rest soon anon. it will all be okay.

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>>36334730
It makes me anxious, I keep feeling scared that I'll get a message that I'll be dropped or something, my body just keeps telling me not to whenever I think about getting up and doing it. It's mostly an online college, but every once in a while they make me do things like this. I'll have to take a shower first in case my dad comes while I'm sleeping and I don't have a chance to, and I probably really should see if I have to make an appointment first, but thanks anon, it feels really nice having someone say things like that. I hope it'll be okay

>>36334730
>>36334787
okay I finally tried going to the website and I saw what I had to do and I made a proper appointment, and I didn't miss the due date either. I'm still a little anxious and not happy that I have to go up there but I feel a lot better now I think...thanks again anon!

>>36334614
No, .005% will not make a difference in the slightest.

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>>36334614
what are you trying to save money for after you're dead?

KYS please

go with the real thing

>>36334740
>extremely painful
Why does he wear the mask?

You could make so much money in porn

>>36334627
The guy who took the picture said he doesn't want to do porn because he doesn't want the two penises to become a gimmick. He wants to be "unique, but not a freak show". What a wasted opportunity.

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Come on, at least I put a little effort into this thread. Stop posting in trap threads and give me my (you)s!

How do you know she has a thing for you? What makes her a crazy stalker? I require more details before I can adequately assess the situation.

>Robot
>Gets no attention
>Female wishes to OD robot with attention

I'm not seeing the problem here.

>>36334496

I work at a restaurant and she came in for drinks a couple days ago. There were the obvious signs, flirting, eye contact, etc. The rest of the staff pointed it out to me.

Also, she was one of those "break up with someone and then go park in front of their house at 2am and show up unannounced at their jobs and this and that" sort of ex girlfriend. Evidently she would call all the time, text, pretty basic post relationship harassment.

>>36334463
>lost my V card to a real horse
lol

No, but at least you make me feel better by being way worse off

You keep doin' you ya crazy fucker

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>>36334463

>first time on /r9k/
>it can't be that ba-
>this is literally the first thread I see

No need for "normies get out," I'll be on my way...

>wanting to drink camel piss
>getting mad its not camel piss and its human piss

>>36334398
What's up with camel piss?

>>36335090

In some cultures camel urine is believed to have therapeutic value.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3370464/Saudi-authorities-close-shop-selling-traditional-camel-urine-drinks-discovering-owner-filling-bottles-bodily-waste.html

This is consumer fraud and whatever your feelings about drinking camel urine are, if he was selling human urine as camel urine, that is unethical and he should be prosecuted.

I don't think anybody is saying he's killing people because of his ex. Everybody without a learning disability realizes he's just using her, and his mother, and gambling, and everything but himself as an excuse for his actions because he's a good boy who dindu nuffin

>trying to humanize a murdering nigger psychopath

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>>36334367
He was a fat black tyrone with a hamplanet gf. He killed an old innocent man who just wanted to be with his kids all because of some stupid roastie.

Stop justifying this fucks actions. He is not /ourguy/ and probably spoutted that "hate whitey" bull shit.

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>tfw I am an eye contact bully
>tfw I stare down chads, people with jobs, and attractive people all day
>tfw I can't stop

>not becoming the stare bully

I think I scared the shit out of some younger guy the other day by staring him down because he was walking in my direct path

I'm afraid of doing it to girls though

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>>36334315
>oral communications class in college
>one hipster kid sitting front row and center
>maintains absolutely solid eye contact when anyone has to give a speech

so you're sad because your life is awful? yeah. that's not depression. that's being a sad loser.

depression is when you have everything you've ever dreamed of and you still want to die.

get your life together and then see how "depressed" you are.

>>36334197
Depression isn't even a real condition. It's just normies seeking attention and wanting a pity party. Normies can't feel true sadness like robots can so they need to fake it to get people to shower them with validation

>>36334221
You're a man child that's never gone out and gotten anything in the first place so you don't know what it's like to be depressed. I bet the real depressed people you are listening to think you are an immature child for acting all gloomy even though you have no real problems.

>some random person I barely know messaged me with "hi" out of the blue
>never respond

>guy who i watch through binoculars sits at his computer looking sad all the time
>sneak into his house while he's asleep and leave candies in his shoes

: - )

>message a girl
>she messages the police

>>36334021
If you have a gf and are currently having sex, why the fuck are you asking /r9k/ for advice? Fuck off normie, and get >>>/out/

write her name on a water bottle and then every time you feel bad chug the water until you stop crying

>>36334053
I'm not having sex with her..at least yet
but I want to so much...However I dont want to commit and dont want to break her feelings because mine were so many times

I dont love her.. I dont think I will ever love her
and it sucks

Make discord great again

this one is more r9k focused if you guys are interested, just a small, comfy, server.

discord dot gg/zzsj743

>>36334533
wtf dont post ur gay lil discord link in MY thread u rude cunt

>>36333970
I live in Houston, so I'm already there bud

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If I don't do something productive this summer, it's over.

at least spring depression is almost over

What troubles you mate

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>>36333945
Hello Bruce, I'm also an /int/ expat, welcome to our humble abode. What seems to be the problem?

>>36334272
>>36334237
Been a NEET for 2 years, now parents are getting worried.

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>>36333933
A GED is useless. Should have stayed in school bud. Your life is over unless you are a genious with a million dollar idea

>>36333933
>>36333952
GED is honestly good enough. Should be easy to get unless ur retarded.

do a credited online school instead, it's a longer process but it's more respected and easy to get a high gpa. I was able to finish high school early and got accepted into college easily.