is there any hope left for me? >39 yo horsefucking ponyfag,

>>36334463
>lost my V card to a real horse
lol

No, but at least you make me feel better by being way worse off

You keep doin' you ya crazy fucker

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>>36334463

>first time on /r9k/
>it can't be that ba-
>this is literally the first thread I see

No need for "normies get out," I'll be on my way...

>>36334507
it's not real, you dopethrone

same boat except I shower once a week and didn't fuck a horse

>>36334463
Nope

>>Lost my V card to a real horse
You might have something m8
>>Fap to CP 3 times a week
KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>36334463
>is there any hope left for me?
Not unless you burn everything, hit the gym and stay there for hours every day, and destroy every remnant of your past

Timestamp you fuck

Also, who is best pony

>>36334507
please do leave, thanks

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>>36334463
Kek
Originolli ravioli

>>36334463
So do you consider yourself a virgin or not? If not, at least you aren't a 39 yo virgin.

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Am I handsome /r9k/? Masterr-chan called me handsome

>>36334630
You are fucked. And I thought I was a loser for simply not having a gf or good social skills. You are the king of /r9k/

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>>36334463
What the fuck? Is this fucking for real?

>>36334718
I will take that as a compliment

>>36334463
You're so far down the rabbit hole that you're in free fall at this point no it will never be okay

>>36334630
You know You could always starve yourself and do cardio then buy steroids and lift and do alot of roods and become Chad in like 2 years. If you over do the roods who cares you're gonna kill yourself anyway.

>>36334630

Youre fat

Are you trying to weigh as much as a horse yourself?

>>36334759
I too was shocked, OP should do society a favor and kill himself

>>36334630
What's with the long locks faggot you getting ready to get fucked by the horse next?

>>36334630
sit in ventrilo with me anon

>>36334463
Absolutely fucked beyond repair, not even a single photon of light in the hole you're in. You have sunken beneath the depths of hell.

>>36334630

Is it bad that this is exactly who I imagine when I think "who would fuck a horse?"

>>36334806
Come on man, get real. Even if he could commit to getting in shape he has no clue how to act around people. You know he has that nasally monotone nerd voice. And he fucked a horse for fuck's sake. Chad in two years...give me a break

>is there any hope left for me?

None whatsoever.

You've comepletely failed at life.

Welcome to r9k, you're exactly where you should be.

>>36334892

No he's not a virgin

>>/soc/

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>>36334507
Lol same
I feel you

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>>36334806
I can't go outside, it's complicated out there
>>36334821
Horse don't fuck me, I fuck horse
>>36334863
I will burn in hell

>>36334936

Have you ever fucked a girl?

What country? If usa what state?

Do you have discord OP?

>>36334463
no, you still have the power to take those that have done this to you, with you

>>36334463
Honestly at this point you should just go on a shooting spree

>>36334936
can you please greentext the horse story, Im getting hard already by just thinking about it... was it male or female?

>>36334463

>Fap to cp 3 times a week

I assume you never got caught. I wish I had your internet prowess

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>>36334951
I raped a drunk girl last 4 months, stole her panty though. The smell was good. Very good fap tool

I'm from Italy, that's all you need to know

>>36334996
>Im getting hard already by just thinking about it

Sadder than OP.

>>36335009
>This guy got away with rape

>>36335009
greentext? pretty please

>>36335009

Were they stained brown when you took them, or because you wore them?

>>36334560
>staying in gym for hours
no

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>>36335005
Yeah, I host my own VPN server. I pretty much non-existed on the internet

>>36335159

Do you get neetbux?

If anybody deserves them you do

Youre like r9k in 20 years

There was never any hope for you.

>>36335159
fake and gay. That's Sysadmin's rack, and you're not him

>>36334463
please tell us some more, messed up stuff about yourself. i get off to that kind of stuff

What's your imaginary friend like?

>>36335009

Whered you meet her?

Orhginginla

>>36335159
Seems you're not the only non-existent thing on the internet, your grammar is too

>>36334463
how did your mom try to kill you OP?

You fags are replying to a b8 thread

>>36334543
Fuck off white knight
Oregano

>>36335009
Uh, those look like little girl pants.
But then if it's in Italy I think they have that aesthetic, don't they?

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if you got discord use this invite: QfxqYta

we're laughing our ASS off @ this thread rn lmaooooo

chronicling this for the ages of our deformed children and the future of /r9k/

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>>36335362
NORMIE, GET OUT!

>MUTED FOR 16 SECONDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36335362
>we're laughing our ASS off @ this thread rn lmaooooo
>lmaooooo

>>36335403
Bruuhhhh...

>>36335362
>we
>@
>lmaooooo
Stop advertising your shitty group here, you upload shitty screencaps of this thread and are no better than those redditfags
Tldr; fuck off dumb cunt

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HE POSTED IN OUR DISCORD

GET IN HERE LMAOOOO

QfxqYta

>>36334463

Post a pic of you by the socket with a timestamp

>>36335491
>tldr; fuck off dumb cunt
Nah
U mad?

>>36335492
>he isnt timestamping
either you`re retarded
or you`re retarded and trying to get traffic for your shitty discord you massive faggot shill
jesus

>>36335009
>Italy
Stronzate. You can't do all this shit in here and escape justice mongoloide terrone che non sei altro.

You need to take the advice of Barneyfag

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>Haven't shower in 3 years

>Have a imaginary friend

>>36335530
>t.barneyfag
how does it feel to be literally tumblr-tier triggered constantly?

>>36334463
>>36334463
You are not as bad as me. So there is that...

>>36334909
>he is not a virgin
>the only measure of success is how much pussy you got
This guy is a fucking failure, he fucked a horse for god's sake.

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>>36335586
>tfw no qt horse gf

GET OUT OF HERE CHAD-APOLOGIST

>>36335565
pls give details so we can make fun of you, loser

>>36335558
who the fuck is barney fag
I don't visit /v/ often

Just go get a lobotomy

So you are from Italy huh? and what part of it especially?

Its a weak bait, r9k is so starved for real failures you'd believe those retards on /x/