Who else vents with edgy doodles here
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>>36341975
I went into an abandoned drug dealer house and took some old journals. there was some good doodles in them, wanna see?
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>>36341975
I used to write grindcore songs, short ones like AnalCunt.
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>>36341975
Tell me what's your age young man
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What do you guys do to eliviate the feeling of being so depressed that you want to die?
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i got to a therapist
and post here
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>>36341906
My current approach is to get someone to talk to, preferably a fembot from around Easter Europe (here). Not much luck as of yet, tho.
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play video games and browse internet all day every fucking day of my life feels good man
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I've come up with the solution to your problems. You just need to find a fujoshi girlfriend who's into encouraging bisexuality.
One fujoshi could date six or seven shy, awkward robots at once. She would make them hold hands in public, or wear tight shorts, or suck cock in a gloryhole, or make out in front of her. She could force them to compete, mating only with her favorite guy, or she could take pity on robots and sleep with all of them.
As far as I can tell, everybody wins. The robots get cuddling and companionship, one or two get to have heterosexual sex, and the fujoshi has a pleasure-dome of sights, sounds, cocks, and attention, and she could probably force the robots to support her financially. Besides, most people here are prison gay enough that they wouldn't mind it.
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>>36341870
>just
implying it's that easy
implying i haven't been trying to for years
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While I'm fine with your solution, it still won't happen.
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>>36341889
Start a tumblr hashtag. Get them recruiting here.
Imagine living in a big house with a bunch of your friends and all worshiping the same girl. It would be paradise.
ITT: Post unpopular opinions. I'll start:
Lesbians are simply women who haven't been fucked properly, and would rather date an average looking woman than date a beta male
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>>36341839
Hitled did some things wrong.
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>>36341839
Faggots are all mentally ill and need a regiment of ECT and corrective rape. #staywoke
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>>36341839
Op is an extremely attractive straight male who has engaged in sexual intercourse with many attractive females
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Fuck this movie. Teared up like a bitch. I'll never experience this kind of love.
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>>36341695
I know the feel anon.
>tfw no teenage love experience
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G0 /b >>>/a/ ck/ to your containment board.
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>tfw too socially retarded to make a woman have feelings for you
What a good job/education for a beta sperg like myself?
I enjoy the neetlife but I feel like I wont get anywhere if I stay like this forever
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Security jobs are mostly just "get paid to sit around and watch a camera and every hour or two take a quick walk around the property"
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Sales. Definitely sales.
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Find something that interests you and hope you get lucky enough for a comfy job
Reminder that NEET life is satire
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>the main reason a robot will never have a gf is because they despise themselves and can't understand how someone else would like them
How accurate is that r9k
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Very accurate mr. Freud
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It's because everyone despises the ROBOT
This isn't a victim complex though, the robot is a robot because he is an asshole, even if unintentional and everyone avoids him for this
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Sounds like a bunch of pretentious shit, bud.
Maybe we are not meant to be loved?
This thought strikes me now and then, maybe it is true? That we are not meant to be loved or to love anyone for whatever weird reason there can be, be it religious or genes. To give up would be merciful, but giving up entirely is impossible, there will always be a sliver of hope, you can cover it up with a blanket but it'll still be there.
Just a drunken thought i had. What do y'all think?
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>>36341446
I think romantic love is overrated and we're all falling for a centuries old idea that was meant to inspire art and literature mostly. Somehow we've internalized it and by hopelessly trying to apply it to the real world we end up suffering. The best thing to do IMO is to separate romantic love and sexual pleasure and dedicate our emotional and mental energy to other things in life. Things were easier when relationships were based on practical terms.
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>>36341446
Ai-chan is such a cute.
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>>36341446
Define "meant to be".
...after a brief moment of introspection, maybe this kind of shit is why I can never get a relationship.
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well faggots?
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>>36341439
I didn't drink anything yet today it is almost half past 6pm. But I did eat some apples.
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>picks water
>"muted for unoriginality"
Time to drink destructive shit I guess
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>>36341439
Water and arizona iced lemon tea
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>That kid who who always asked to go to the bathroom
Fuck you Derek,nobody could go to the bathroom because you were a dick
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>>36341434
>that kid who wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom because whenever he said, "Can I go to the bathroom?" the teacher just responded, "I don't know. Can you?" and he never got what he was supposed to say until eventually he violently shit and pissed himself in class
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>that kid that wouldn't show up to classes because he was always stuck in a tree and needed help down
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That kid who had asspergers, would wear turtlenecks and cargo pants and would always be loud to get attention in middle school. Fuck that faggot
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Saw pic related posted here yesterday. I was absolutely amazed how few people on here got it right. Granted I have a BS with a Math minor but I swear this is elementary school material, middle school at the latest. The thing that really amazed me was people who got this wrong wording their answer to act like everyone else was stupid and they were the smart one, and their answer was obviously right... but they were wrong. I do not understand. Does everyone on here just try to troll like its 2006 and that shit is still funny? Or are most robots from countries where education is so bad that stuff this simple isnt really taught? Or is the average robot legitimately in the 70s IQ-wise?
Its fine to be simple, but when you think youre smarter and better than others and cant accept that you are wrong and you are the dumb one, it makes me not want to post here.
The toxic attitude and (less so but to some extent) mentality of modern /r9k/ has already made me go from checking in a few times a day to a few times a month. Now I am not sure that I will come around anymore at all.
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The answer is 1 right? Right???
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is it....3?
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The answer is 9. Right?
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>tfw I cannot have a gf
Why is life so cruel?
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Because youre married dummy
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>>36341519
But I also want a gf. Why do I just get one woman? Life is unfair.
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>>36341413
girls don't like tripfags
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Went from welbutrin to abilify
The welbutrin was good but i accidently overdosed so i had to stop taking it ugh, now i take abilify 10 mg for 3 days but it makes me so tired and because i cant concentrate even worse and thus suicidal and hopeless. Will these symptoms last forever?
I take meds for depression btw. Its fucking easter I cant contact my doctor til tomorrow but i want some advice and tips.
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how the fuck do you overdose on welbutrin and have to stop taking it because of that
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>>36341472
I used to take 4 to reach a certain dose then i got new ones where i just need to take one pill but i forgot and took 4 reeeeeee
She said it was because i prolly did it on purpose
Anyways i miss my welbutrin, these shits dont work and make me so tired
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Enjoy your weight gain
Oreganal post
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>be wizard
>former classmate's daughter has sex before you
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>>36341367
Isn't that the dude that killed the older guy?
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>>36341388
no it's Samuel L. Jackson
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>>36341367
Why do you choose to be such a disappointment for the humans?
The only justification would be to be a Catholic priest which would be completely ok
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>"order in the court the trial of poo poo pee pee is now in session"
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EI VITTU:DDDDD
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>>36341455
SUOMI MAINITTU:DDDDDDDD
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>>36341455
Lol, still down helper