What a good job/education for a beta sperg like myself? I enjoy

Security jobs are mostly just "get paid to sit around and watch a camera and every hour or two take a quick walk around the property"

Sales. Definitely sales.

Find something that interests you and hope you get lucky enough for a comfy job

Reminder that NEET life is satire

I heard call center jobs and the like are pretty chill, but there is sort of a "work culture" i'm assuming since call center folk do go out and socialize and whatnot.

>>36341609
>>36341696
>sperg
>any "social" work

that doesn't go very well together

>>36341518
Have you thought about web dev? But then again you'll have to interact with clients. Day trading perhaps?

>>36341711
Well try to learn to sell drugs on the deep web then. No human interaction involved aside from re-ups.

>>36341711

Lmao, he's not going to get anywhere if he doesn't develop social skills. Sales will destroy your comfort zone and allow you to grow.

>>36341609

Fuck no.

Did a brief stint in sales and I hated every second of it. What a morally reprehensible industry it is.

>>36341711
You are right. I used to volunteer in social work, I am shy but not a sperg, and it wasn't for me at all.
You are judged on how you behave socially very often.

>>36341638
>NEET life is satire
Nu uh

>>36341609

This will definitely teach you how to talk to people and how to be a manipulative little shit. There's good money too if you get good. The people in sales are always extreme egomaniacs and massive douches though, no exceptions.

>>36341876
NEET life is fun for about 6 months until the boredom and poverty start to hit you

>>36341903
What about all the threads that NEETs make about all the philosophy and activities they do and how happy and comfy they are?

>>36341903
if you're only joy in life is being a wagecuck you're doing something wrong

>>36341792
>develop social skills
that's not how assburgers work but ok

>>36341923
They're not really happy. They just do that to be funny. 99% of them are jokes. The ones that are actually unironically posting about NEET life and how superior it is are truly broken.

t. neet for 2 years.

>>36341943
Most people don't like their jobs but its a way out of poverty and self-inflicted imprisonment. When I was 18 and working min wage part time I had plenty of money to pursue all the hobbies I wanted. Job fucking sucked but you learn to deal with it. Once I got a college degree I could get work I was at least slightly interested in.
>>36341923
Satire to get the people who hate their jobs mad.

>>36341969
Damn you're an insufferable fuck. Won't even try. No wonder you're such a loser. lol.

>>36342004
>Satire to get the people who hate their jobs mad.
That's pretty mean. If someone hates their job and is suffering, why act smug and try and get them mad?

>>36342045
Crab bucket mentality. Also its 4chan.

>>36342011
>Damn you're an insufferable fuck
at least I'm not a retard who doesn't know how mental disabilities work

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>>36342298
>assburgers
>completely unable to develop social skills
Stay dumb, loser

focus all your autism onto financial markets and daytrade

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>>36342331
what are you even on about?
I have a brother with aspergers, he's 32 now and is completely disconnected from any social behaviour and feelings. People with aspergers never develop any social skills or behaviours because their brain simply wont let them.
It's not only my brother but I've had first hand experience with other spergs from his they're very different as characters but they all share the same social traits

The closest think a sperg can get to social skill is learning how to fake it. How do you think you would do in life if you had to learn everything you do that usually comes naturally to everyone else?

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>>36342494
Hmm...alright. Guess you're right.

Glad I'm not a complete sperg/loser like you or your brother, though That does sound rough. I didn't know it was that severe. My apologies for my ignorance, anon.

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learn programing then faggots?

what do you guys doing at home all day? If you can't concentration go to library.

>>36342570
>what do you guys doing at home all day?
According to the threads NEETs make; studying, working out, learning new skills, banging other peoples' girlfriends.

>>36341518
Ever here of backpage and Grindr? Suck a few dicks for quick cash M8 never work again.

>>36342570
>what do you guys doing at home all day
whatever they want
unless they're poor neets

>>36342570
I relax, cardio in the morning swimming and tea in afternoon, cook what ever I want, play video games watch t.v shows and anime read about stuff its a great life anon

>>36342792
>whatever they want
Not true.

I'm sure a lot of them would want to fuck a girl or be accepted, but they can't do that. They can only do the things they CAN. Not what they WANT

lmao

>>36342797
Sounds lonely and very pathetic, but that's just me. Everyone has a different path to happiness. Glad you found yours!

>>36342570
>vidya
>go for walks
>gardening
>housework
>woodworking
>spend time with family

just to name a few

you neets have rich parents? cause when i'm unemployed im eating beans out of cans and worrying about where im sleeping. Sucks a giant dick but money buys you freedom if you don't like it DO something about it fag

>>36342570
I do what ever I want but I was a x wagey, I also get about 5.5k a month tax free, being a NEET is amazing hell even if I was poor I would still lrefer not working

>>36342858
Honostly its great I get to hang out with my wife all day l, I'm not a poor NEET by any means

>>36342832
>I'm sure a lot of them would want to fuck a girl or be accepted
I know plenty of NEETs who are more alpha than any guy with a job

but yes there are also NEETs who are just beta cucks

>>36342876
No, my mom is poor and slaves away every night as a nurse to support me. But I don't do drugs or have any habits like cigarettes, so you don't need to be rich to support me.

NEET life is best life. Wagies BTFO again.

>>36342905
Your wife is cool with you being unemployed? Mine gets pissy at me if I leave dishes out. lol

What did you used to do before you became a NEET? I assumed you saved up money from a job?

>>36342570
I bang guys off Grindr when I'm bored

>>36342933
My wife and I were both military and got medical retired at dif times, now we get max VA pay and I get SSD so i guess we hit the jack pot and retired early as fuck I hate working

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>all the wagecucks in this thread
>work for mr. shekelstein
>pay your taxes like a good goiym
>"b-b-b-ut muh contribution to society"

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>>36342971
>sperg with ADD
>got forced into work
>got permanent frostbite while being wageslave
>get $300 each week

>>36342905
>>36342933
Married fag here too whats up guys!

>>36342570
I'm going to play wow with my wife maybe hit level 30, and go take a walk I'm not sure what other NEETS do prob similiar though

>>36342971
Whoa are you me? I met my wife in the military she got a medical 100% VA and I got medical after 12 years 100% VA crazy M8

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>>36342976
What the fuck else am I supposed to do then? Sorry for not being intelligent enough to earn money without slaving away 8 hours a day.

>>36342995
300 thats not terrible hope you arent to damaged I get my bux from mental health shit, story on how you got frostbite please

>>36343026
>>36343006
>>36342971
>>36342933
How the fuck did you unemployed fucks get married? I have a pretty decent job and a car and I can't even get laid.

>>36343038
I don't know
healthy people are smart, you'll figure something out

What the fuck, how many normies here are married? I'm a 28 yo fucking virgin!

>>36343026
Grats on the VA life senpai I enjoy it

>>36343038
find a way to get neetbux and quit your job.

or have your own business and make money, never fall for the wagie meme though.

>>36343061
I actualy met my wife on a deployment, my friend met his wife playing wow

>>36343061
Because the "women only care about money" is just a meme
I get female attention and I'm a neet, only had sex once though and that was with a chubby girl at a party a long time ago

>>36341711
I'm completely dysfunctional and suffer from anxiety and panic attacks and I will tell you this: your clients/customers don't even register as human beings. They're like NPCs in a video game, if even that. Reciting your prefabricated memorized """socialization""" formulas to your customers feels nothing like talking with an actual person.
I can handle work stuff well, but I absolutely avoid socializing with coworkers, I can't deal with it at all. The second I stop being 'Pajeet the phone bill guy' and become 'myself - anon', all my strategies for dealing with others fall apart. I still think it's a good career if you want to learn how to fake being able to function socially, but you have to understand it's basically like entering a cheat code that makes you see the people you're dealing with as not really human, therefore not threatening, not able to hurt the real you, since they only get to interact with your fake work persona.

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>>36343061
I'm not unemployed. My chick just makes more money than me because she co-manages her father's bakery. It's not like she worked to get hat position.

I make money, but not that much yet. Not until I make it to the UFC. Just wait, you guys...

>>36343038
Just get hit by a city bus and file a lawsuit or some shit anon, blacks do this all the time and they never have to work.

>>36343046
>story on how you got frostbite please
nothing interesting, but I was working in the woods in -30C conditions and it happened gradually over several weeks.
I've lost the feeling in my fingertips and can't go anywhere remotely cold without feeling pain.

Not sure if it's called frost bite or just frost damage, I might be mixing them up.