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I've come up with the solution to your problems. You just need to find a fujoshi girlfriend who's into encouraging bisexuality.
One fujoshi could date six or seven shy, awkward robots at once. She would make them hold hands in public, or wear tight shorts, or suck cock in a gloryhole, or make out in front of her. She could force them to compete, mating only with her favorite guy, or she could take pity on robots and sleep with all of them.
As far as I can tell, everybody wins. The robots get cuddling and companionship, one or two get to have heterosexual sex, and the fujoshi has a pleasure-dome of sights, sounds, cocks, and attention, and she could probably force the robots to support her financially. Besides, most people here are prison gay enough that they wouldn't mind it.
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>>36341870
>just
implying it's that easy
implying i haven't been trying to for years
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While I'm fine with your solution, it still won't happen.
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>>36341889
Start a tumblr hashtag. Get them recruiting here.
Imagine living in a big house with a bunch of your friends and all worshiping the same girl. It would be paradise.
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>tfw you're a male fujo
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>>36341920
>Imagine living in a big house with a bunch of your friends and all worshiping the same girl. It would be paradise.
I'd murder every other guy out of jealousy if she so much as implies that she likes them more though
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>>36341870
I volunteer for fujoshi role.
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>>36341950
>I volunteer for fujoshi role.
Please post contact info/location
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>>36341950
If you post a throwaway and a location you'll probably have five or six takers. Take care not doxxing yourself until you trust people, though.
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>>36341945
A fudanshi? How is that different from being gay?
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>>36341870
I'd love to join a fujo's trap harem!
>>36341950
h-hi
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ITT: The dream.
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>>36341870
You're a genius, opie!
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>>36341973
I'm in Europe. I'm too shy to post contact info though...
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>>36342175
There was a thread like this earlier but the girl never messaged me, you can have my email instead, [email protected]
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>>36341870
>six or seven shy, awkward robots at once
What is the point of a harem where everyone is the same? No, it would require several boys of different types and sizes, for example, at least one skinny and feminine-looking trap boy, either a timid one for bullying, or perhaps a bratty one for bullying the other boys for being gay and attracted to him. And of course at least one tall and muscular "Chad"-type of boy, and so on.
>>36341947
Cute, I would make sure to use your jealous nature for teasing.
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>>36342291
You made a nice post, and I'm not going to let it be the last post in the thread.
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>>36342030
Not him, but I only like 2d dudes (actual dudes, not traps) and both types of girls.
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>>36342860
That's not substantially different from any other fetish you can't talk about with people.
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I prefer to stay alone than being a cuck that shares his woman with more men.
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>>36341870
>most people here are prison gay enough that they wouldn't mind it.
Just because a bunch of mentally ill tranny posters like to spam our board doesn't make the majority of us faggots.
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It'd be nice if she could teach me how to suck cock!
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