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wow black men are pathetic

>>36417203
This is all professional porn. no black couple does this in their personal life kike you mentally ill white people do, you insecure little white boy.

White women actually get tattoos signifying their preference for black men. No women of colour would even consider doing that

>being this triggered

damn

Carry on OP

>>36417165
You are already the alpha Chad.

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>>36417165
Haha, why wait? I'm nihilistic not superficial and as fat as that fuck. Prove me right.

>>36417165
is that a dud from before who claimed he was virgin chad

>>36417140
That's his sister senpei.

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>>36417140
>this 5'6'' manlet has a 11/10 wife

>>36417751
she's a total slut tho and he's 5' 5.5"

Hey I gotta go. See you on 4channel

>>36417122
I would never get a date in the first place

I shake when I drink coffee. Can we get some water? Also please keep your arms off the table.

>>36417110
>i want to forget about my bullying
>by hearing more bully stories

>>36417110
good. I hope she tells everyone and they sue you and ruin your life, asshole.

>Been treated like grime my whole life
>Don't wish to spread it to others

No, I don't wanna spread it to good or cool people. (I don't know any anymore, so what do I know)

Feel your negative energy back

>>36417001
why?
oreeginal

I assume you need this because you're trying to trick women on dating sites that you're a black man.
Why do you do this, man? As a white man you're literally one of God's chosen people.

>>36417056
Why would he want just the hands for that?

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>>36416999
Doesn't matter because we're not the same people, I'm being framed by that fat fuck and his friend. Spinning their webs. Fuck them.

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Come on, is r9k afraid to post about their mothers?

>she beat me as a child
>shouted at me, at my dad, at my sister, at everybody
>always made a scene in public
>when i had a girl in my room, she was walking in front of my door asking what is she doing in there

I hate her so much. I can't move out because no money. I need to finish uni before i find a job which is 2 more years.
Failed a year because i was afraid of people talking me up in the hallways so i just stopped going. Otherwise my grades were straight A's.
I should just kill myself and make sure she finds my body so it fucks her up.

>>36416939
grow some fucking balls and fight, or you'll end up like me

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>you will suffer the pain everyone has ever experienced while going through their lives

I'm not OK with this.

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It sucks, shit things happen to halfway decent people. I hope they kill me soon so they can watch that other guy that kind of sort of looks like me enjoy his shitty life. I dunno, maybe some of the people who're making all these memes of 'my' many visages will feel bad about that. I'm pretty much living the life of a normal kid from a broken home. That guy has two parents at home and he's way more of a trashcan-tier person than I am and he still gets to live.

>>36416933
Is he the anti Elliot Rodger? Or shadow Elliot?

>>36416933
Why is anyoen comparing him to elltio? because he's half-blood? That's fucking stupid. That's like likening Harry Potter to Mozart because they're both White.

>>36416933
>currently has a gf
>has had girlfriends from all races in the past
>has a job
>travels around the world
>goes to places
Is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?

>>36416910
I get drunk on my own almost every day

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>>36416910
>tfw read gbp as good boy points every single time

>>36417113
>Gay Bummer Points.

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>>36416891
>tfw no gf that smokes weed
>tfw don't even know a girl who smokes weed

>>36416891
I'm not a druggie

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Only if you're buying.


But roasties never buy.

>>36416859

Must be tough being able to only afford the lowest of quality products, NEETcuck

>>36416859
I don't work a standard 9-5, nor do I work monday-friday, nor do I work more than half of the week.

the majority of my time is free for me to do whatever the fuck I want with it, yet I also pay all of my own bills and save up money and contribute to society.

my jimmies are not rustled. you're going to have to try harder.

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>>36416859
I'm hoping my balls aren't do tender do we can do some Ballbusting this weekend. Then Monday comes my nuts will be sore every time I leave the office and it'll make me extra happy all day.

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>>36416831
Tfw too smart to do it to have an expensive apartment, car and clothes.

Tfw two dum not to buy an electric bass and acoustic guitar for my attempt to write melodies

Tfw too smart to get in the college debt hole maymay

? These are all fabulous feels

>>36416818
I wish girls found me cute :C

>>36416818
why does it have to be creepy old men? do you never catch the glance of a handsome larger man staring at you? and if you talk to them, are you never captivated by their voices and the way their shoulders move?

you don't know your own calling dude.

>>36416804
I can't imagine. Probably would have killed myself years ago.

>>36416804
If you're a grill then you might be able to find some "jobs", if you know what I'm sayin? Otherwise, find a gf with mommy fetish and you're set for life.

>>36416804
I'm 5'4 and around 110lbs. Also 28 and a kv with crohn's.