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>>36494062
looking like a child

shes a fucking 41 year old hag gtfo

if you have to ask clearly yer not a rosebud and don't need to know lol

and really its one of things where you get it or you don't ....you know?

>>36493915
Where would you begin to change? Have you looked into joining any clubs or anything? Not to rag on you but why complain if you haven't tried?

>>36493915
D Jun shshs

>>36496025
a-anon are you okay?
Did you have a stroke?

browse this board

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>>36493975
fucking super mega CRINGE

>>36493861
its one of those things where i look back at my first time meeting people and cringe
makes me cringe more if they have a weak handshake

Those thing work only to eliminate competition anyways.

>>36493847
he looks pretty good tho
if he lifted, got a haircut and some confidence he'd be at least a 8/10

>>36493847
Why the long face OP?

Comment from the Origin Isles

Sorry Doctor, I'm NEET.

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>thumbs in pockets
this hothead has no clue

>>36493789
dress like han solo?

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>>36493754
>Be me, sandnig in Canada
>Most Asians are super friendly and think racism is taboo

Hmm

Oh dear, bebe. You gotta find you a good boy. Find yourself an asian boy that isn't racist.

>>36493754
hahahahaha, fatty.

Can I bring my own weapon from home?

>>36493649
Oh wow look theres two ranged weapons and multiple melee weapons.

If you take the bow and point it at anybody getting close until they all fuck off and kill eachother you win by default.

>>36493649
i'll take the dildo and rape myself with it

then why has every civilisation they've been apart of since the start of time tried to prosecute them?

>>36493623
>why has every civilisation they've been apart of since the start of time tried to prosecute them
Are you fucking autistic? Have you ever even read history for yourself instead of listening to some /pol/sters spouting some meme propaganda?

>>36493552
Nah, I don't hate jews.

I just hate their elites who manipulate all other peoples and meddle in all world affairs. I hate how they use the shield of anti-semitism to avoid responsibility and further their agendas. I hate how they silence and blacklist anyone who dares to criticize them or point out the huge problem with jewish nepotism in Hollywood, the MSM, and even the government.

But hating all Jews for the actions of the ones at the very top is counterproductive and just really fucking stupid. Same goes for white people.

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>insinuating girls can actually hold a conversation that's actually interesting and not about make up and drama

tips fedora damn snowflake

But you have had sex norm? Reebut I concur.
>>36493651
>tipping fedora
*tips fedora*

>>36493488
warm and wet

It's pretty nice. A mouth or butt is better though.

>>36493488
Likes bags of sand i'm told

Why must we be limited to those two? robots usually have the better music tastes since they spend a lot of time listening to music so it would be bothersome if you would only listen to 2 artists, no matter how good they may be. and by the way, Rest in piece to them.

>Nujabes
Pretty good.
The thing that annoys me about "you can only be a robot IF" threads, especially those that go into tiny stupid details like this one, is that it's normalfag-tier behavior. Think about it, normalfags have a very specific set of characteristics that are required to be considered "normal". These threads are the same fucking thing.
>inb4 I get called an autist because "lmao it's just a meme bro"

>>36493485
Oh, believe me. We know.

Women are hypocritical.

Majority of women are whores, bullies, and just straight up cunts. But they'll do everything they can to deny/hide it.

>>36493435
>Arent women the number one voices against bullying, equality, being nice to each other
this is just a meme they tell you, women are the biggest cunts of all and have no empathy.

>>36493435
Where is this origoligonally from?

make one of them USB killers. its pretty easy and a pretty sneaky method.

>>36493422
Is it still plugged in to a computer?

>>36493493
OK, let me sufficiently explain myself.
>Laptop charger got chewed up by dog
>Laptop out of charge
>Laptop has tons of nasty shit saved on it
>I got a new one later
>They're both chromebooks
>My mom noticed and she's like 'durr I'll take it then"
>Need. To. FUcking. Delete.

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>>36493416
Well you tried, I'd prefer a skinnier futa mommy

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I'd rather not have my parents share the same genitalia, thanks for the offer though.

She has really weird nips and I'm an ass virgin so she's too big for me.
I'd probably give her a hard pass or maybe a succ.

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/IuIIaby/

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>no ERP/lewd stuff
then what's the point

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cebrz.tumblr.com

>>36493337
huge autist and dumbest faggot in these threads