OK listen up faggots you can choose one (1) weapon.
(no anon you cannot bring your own weapon from home)
Field of battle is a standard US football field, 120 yards long, 53 1/3 yards wide surrounded by chain link fencing.
No rules.
Whoever's left standing after 90 minutes is king.
Go.
Can I bring my own weapon from home?
>>36493649
Oh wow look theres two ranged weapons and multiple melee weapons.
If you take the bow and point it at anybody getting close until they all fuck off and kill eachother you win by default.
>>36493649
i'll take the dildo and rape myself with it
>>36493649
I would take the dildo. Even if I lose I'm gonna shove that shit up someones ass before I die.
I'd take one of the knives and slit all your throats and just back stab every other guy like a dick
>>36493649
>take tazer
>as soon as the battle begins I run away and climb the fence
>now I got a cool new tazer
Only a fool would want to be king of this cesspool.
>>36493649
>take riot gear
>stand in corner
Crown me
I stand there and fucking take that pain. I'm not a king, or a queen, im a naughty little stable boy that needs to be branded.
>>36493649
>take riot shield and helmet
everyone else will be discouraged from attacking me since i can block all of these weapons so i can just wait it out and finish the last person, super exhausted from fighting the others since noone will even attempt to try and breach my defense since they'd just get backstabbed otherwise
>>36493953
>>36494085
Definitely riot gear. You can block any of that other shit. I bet you could fuck somebody up with it too. The helmet is icing on the cake.
Can I take somebody's weapon when they die and dual wield riot shield and weapon?
>Pic the taser
>Pretend to be dead
>zzzzap
>now I've got the riot shield
>zzzap
>now I've got a mele weapon
>>36493649
I choose a chlorine gas bomb, fuck everyone.