what does it feel like to put a penis inside a vagina?

>>36493488
warm and wet

It's pretty nice. A mouth or butt is better though.

>>36493488
Likes bags of sand i'm told

It feels like putting your penis inside a cup of salty milk and coins.

Like a crab but it can talk.

>>36493528
deep inside

first it's wet and warm, you meet some resistance that then feels like it "opens up" and you go in, then it feels pretty nice.

>>36493946

You're not supposed to fuck crabs you freak

>>36493488
More psychologically enjoyable.
I can spend an hour or two finding the perfect porn to jack it to and have a "good" cum, 5:10.

I can have sex with my wife and, if it's kinky, get an 6-7. 8 if she startes to get into it as well and I choke her, etc.

9-10 is reserved for hot little side sluts that I rarely ever find, with the same rules as before.

essentially it's either the "love", enjoyment of your partner, taboo of a kink, or taboo of infidelity that makes it better than masterbation.

However, late at night when I'd have to wake her up, etc. masterbation is always easier and less emotionally draining than trying to have sex.

So it's ok.

Just feel slike... hmm... a bunch of silicon O rings of slightly varying sizes, and then a nice grippy foam block. But all more fleshy. I guess. I mean, it's designed to make the cock feel good and cum quickly, it's obviouly not bad. Grippy pussy is god tier, along with fat lips and thigh gap.

>>36493488

>go in shower
>get all wet and comfy
>run warm water over conditioner bottle
>get it all nice and warm
>now pour a little conditioner in your hand
>make a fist
>shove your cock against your fist and keep your fist sort of tight but let it push in, using the warm conditioner as lube
>that's what penetration feels like

>>36493983
If you haven't fucked a crab, have you really lived?

>>36494073
yes, into a bony muscular callused pussy.

But yes, not too far off.

>>36493566

Found the faggot, I can't even cum from anal do not believe his lies

>>36493566
Wrong.

>>36493488
Feels good man. Warm and wet, but also the right amount of squeezing pressure. Very smooth, it's the best type of friction to make you nut. It's heavenly. Truly everyone should experience this in life.

I have found 2 socks rolled down my arm in a way that creates a tight entrance with enough sock left for my dick to go in makes a good masturbation aid. Idk what a vag feels like lol

>>36493488

You know that comfy feeling when you get the shower water to the right temperature? That, but squeezing your dick.

When it starts opening up and you can fit it all in there, its the most amazing warm and awesome feeling. And I mean, your dick is doing a similar thing when you tap, but looking at the girls reactions and holding her legs up while fucking her is just the best feeling as a guy.

I miss my gf ;__;

>>36493528
This.
Pussy is pretty overrated. Getting to hold and fuck and feel the warmth and weight of the other person is what's good.

Blowjobs are fucking top though.

>>36495101
Dude let me tell you, pussy is not overrated if you are having good sex. Blowjobs are like the best thing in the entire world until you start having amazing sex

>>36493528

GOOD GOY! STAY AWAY FROM PROCREATION!

>>36495196
Probably.
The only girl I've had sex with just gave me a stupid lip-bite face until I did something and then she was just a dead fish.

>>36493976
you sure you not talkin bout asshole

>>36493488
wow so that thing I kept rubbing and tonguing was actually her urethra
guess that explains why she didn't like it as much as I expected

>>36493488
>wow man women are so hot
>looks at vagina
>nope
I'm not even into traps wtf. How can I manage to fuck a woman assuming I get one if I don't find the most important part utterly disgusting?

>>36495816
don't forget about the monthly bleeding and the constant leaking pus

Like knives and needles.

nothing like looking at that picture

Imagine jerking off but knowing that the gravity of your ejaculation could create a human life.