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I've been through that bro, trust me, collect your shit again and always keep your porn from now on

The answer isn't to purge what gives you pleasure.

The answer is to overcome shame and guilt. WHY should you feel bad for masturbating or feel bad for what you masturbate to? It is completely harmless. Society has poisoned you with guilt and unrealistic expectations.

>>36535221
I tried once a couple days in and I just did nothing but download for hours and burned myself out and deleted everything and I felt worse.

>>36535103
*takes pics of her and her food*

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>>36535103
k one sec (OP) let me grab my phone

>>36535103
Okay. I will take pictures of you.
...
And then your food.

>>36535015
>hitting up her DM

her what?

>>36535120

Direct message inbox

That's nice anon, thank you for sharing your blog post with us.

>>36534887
Robots are not alive. They are machines designed to do things.
The fact that you just shit yourself and then eagerly ran to post about it on the internet is proof you are not a robot, unless you have major design flaws

>>36534910
Anon believe me I am the LAST person who thinks girls can be robots

But god damn... this.. this might be the exception

>>36534950
Robots dont have sex organs, you fool.

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>>36534882
>wake up
>go to warehouse to discuss promotion opportunity
>boss isnt there
>go to negro best friends house
>we stop some hicks from stealing a fridge
>go buy weed, riding incognegro
>leave
>head back to workplace finally talk to boss
>stop by house get some pussy
>go back to his place and listen to music way too loud
>play sum vidya
>head home and train cats for a while then shave my head
>download the dick show
Listening to it rn.

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incoming a hundred posts written that won't be read by anybody

if it's therapeutic then more power to you but i dont understand why you'd waste your time otherwise

>>36534882
>wake up
>clean kitchen
>watch tv
>eat a meal
>play runescape
>make beats
>eat
>play gta

op got B L A CK E D
your opinion is worth what again?

I see a lot of stupid low quality posts that aren't jokes. I don't want to believe people are this dumb

>>36534791
Every board is worse than [s4s]
[s4s] is the best board

>>36534680
Because then it'll be accused of being "preachy" and racist or something like that. It'll scare off said neckbeards and normies. They don't want to think when they're entertained, they don't want to be challenged in any way

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McDonald's nuggets taste awful since they reformulated them to have no artificial flavors added

>>36534726
When was this? Was it when they started using all-white meat?

>>36534561
you should probably find a non weaboo white nationalist to do that to you then

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>>36534561
You can fix it by accepting the fact no one is buying your bullshit.

>>36534561
Lower your standards.

There's plenty of robots that would lose their v-card to you around the world if you just want children.

Stop complaining and go be a thot.

Also, lol, tumblr image.

thanks, y-you too...
of course, this is not original

Girls pooping are cute, but she is nasty and ugly as fuck anyway, her eyes are too wide, her glasses are to big, and she looks like some sort of tumblr girl nightmare cunt, so I'd close the door on her ugly ass anyway

If you've ever lived with women you'd know they shit and piss with the door open because they're fucking animals.

yup ama

yes, plenty of times

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>>36534481
No but I'm interested only if she's gaping though.

go my man, origami

don't go
this sounds like such a normie thing to do
shitpost on /r9k/ all night instead

>>36534445
DON'T LISTEN TO JELLY FAGGOTS.
Go man, what are you waiting g for?
If they offer you weed, smoke it
It's fucking awesome.

Tips for you
>Don't try to inhale too much trying to impress them, you will cough a lot and embarrass yourself
>Take short hits, and take smoke into the lungs for a few seconds, then breath out. if you just place the smoke in your mouth and not in your lungs you won't get high at all.
>Weed is great for bonding with people, this is your chance into full normiedom
>Normiedom is what we all want truly want deep inside.
>people REEEEEEEEEEE here out of jealously.
>Be happy man, don't listen to a bunch of neets

This is your chance, don't blew it

WTF is a flat inspection? Are you in a homeless shelter?

What the fuck is "flat inspection"?

>>36534370
not even that bad except for the foil all over ter place (???)

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>tfw can play games just fine

is the game the distraction
or is the distraction the game

The only vidya that keeps my attention is roblox

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rate my mogg /wowg/

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>>36534299

pretty nice. i wish wotlk had transmog

Still downloading plaqueblade...

>>36534185
pure undiluted cancer

>>36534185
I have hobbies, but my problem is leaving the house. I enjoy soccer, smash, chess, and I use to swim in highschool. Its just when theres no reason to chill at home you dont leave. Plus I live alone, international student.

I wish. My only "hobbies" are fitness, listening to music, watching porn and playing retro video games and I'm bored of every single one.

I've tried numerous other hobbies but they don't interest me in the least. The closest thing I had to a real hobby was making music but then my laptop fucked up and I haven't been able to get it fixed yet.