>tfw I thought I was needed to fart but actually sharted my

>>36534887
Robots are not alive. They are machines designed to do things.
The fact that you just shit yourself and then eagerly ran to post about it on the internet is proof you are not a robot, unless you have major design flaws

>>36534910
Anon believe me I am the LAST person who thinks girls can be robots

But god damn... this.. this might be the exception

>>36534950
Robots dont have sex organs, you fool.

Fire up tinder and I guarantee you'll find a guy willing to come fuck you, Stacie.

>>36534887
Post a picture of your disgusting shitstained panties

I piss the bed constantly because holding in my pee and then almost releasing my bladder makes my vagina feel good.

when will "robot" culture fucking die?

god i miss old /r9k/

>>36534887
Post time stamped image of shart panties or gtfo

>>36534887
reminds me ive been reckless with my pissbottles and gotten my piss all over the place my room is absolutely reeking and i dont know how to clean it

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>>36534887
Knowing this, you probably still have a Y chromosome

>>36535225
haha I have a man's frame and big hands but I have a vag maybe I'm a hermie.

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>>36535257
>I have a vag
proof chris

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>>36535016
How the hell does holding in piss feel good? It just makes me uncomfortable.

>>36535257
>>36535299
still waiting there manhands

>>36534887
I would date you, even if it meant literally cleaning your shit-stained panties on demand.

Women cannot be robots

>>36535435
i'd consider it but i'm kind of gamey down there and don't want to gross people out. Also I haven't showered since I shit my panties.

>>36534887
OP please reply to me I love you.
Women can't be robots.

>>36535582

do it baby

postgrossvagblox

>>36535582
belly pls
pls pls

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