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What's your talent/passion robots?

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>join game of TF2
>someone immediately starts asking if they played with me last night
STOP BEING SOCIAL AT ME REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Has anyone tried bumble instead of tinder?

I had some decent luck with tinder, but i just downloaded bumble the other day and if the women swipe you right, most of the time they are actually interested in meeting up, since they have to send the first message. Last night a qt messaged me asking if she could 'schedule a cuddling appointment'. So i guess saturday night after work i'm going to her place to cuddle.

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I'm 5'3, white, male, 25.

How do I even get a date with a girl? I've only ever received instant rejection.

I don't think this will ever work out for me.

Women won't even give me a chance.

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>How are those grades?
>Gonna fail anything?
>How many exams/papers/projects left?

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>come back home from the lavomatic and sort out clean laundry
>find briefs that aren't mine, someone must have forgotten them in the machine
>wear them
Tell me about your casual, spontaneous moments of degeneracy, anon.

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My own:

>Found out that older brother paid for college by doing porn
>Kept it a secret from everyone, only found out by chance watching a video one night and seeing what was clearly him fuck a woman
>https://www.xvideos.com/video10654228/amateur_redhead_on_real_homemade The video in question that I found
>Considering doing it myself, I asked him about it and he died it at first, then tried to discourage me
>He still has connections and can get me in the door so to speak, but after that I'm on my own

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Question: Where do you see yourself in 5 years ?

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I owe /r9k/ an apology. I'd never been totally sold on the mentality towards women here until recently. It was superficially convincing, but I guess I didn't fully believe it. Have to get this off my chest.

>be me at start of uni, age 19
>join anime society and meet fellow autist
>channer who loves moe anime, immediately my best friend
>very gay friendship between borderline femboys who cuddle and watch Yuru Yuri
>make friends with another anime society member who is friends with autism bro
>a little odd, like most anime fans, but much more normalfag, almost Chad
>very outgoing, clever
>has attractive girlfriend
>learn that he cucked her last bf
>autism bro also has girlfriend, but she's cruel
>calls him fagbitch, is never affectionate in public
>naively think it's just a kink thing
>she breaks up with him after a year or so while in SE Asia doing volunteer work, getting white girl tattoos etc.
>at this point you're thinking that his Chad friend has cucked him
>you'd be right
>visit Chad's hometown
>the bitchy girlfriend lives near
>chat with Chad's friend and mention her
>"Oh, have you been with her?"
>"What?"
>"Oh, sorry, I thought everyone had."
>she cheated on him with more people than anyone knows
>Chad and his friend confess
>can't tell my best friend
>he's still pretending break up was mutually agreed
>Chad is still friends with him
>don't want to break his heart more and ruin his friendship
>have to pretend everything is normal

That's just the worst example. Another person I met through the club was a fat but gentle-hearted feminist man whose gf refused to have physical intimacy with him but would let him masturbate to her.

Thank fuck it wasn't me. Even if a girl wanted to sleep with me right now, I don't think I could. I'm starting to feel I'd rather be a virgin than suffer the humiliation of being so disposable, and I hate it. I hate being so viscerally suspicious of girls, unable to see any (non-2D) girl as innocent anymore. Is this life from now on?

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There are no cute & single girls in California.
Prove me wrong.

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Tfw no gf
AAAAaaaaaaAaaaaaAaAAAaaaaarghhhhh

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Serious question: Why are other races than white so ugly ?
Even if you find a hot asian the fact is they're like a needle in a haystack and just for being somewhat pretty in Japan a girl becomes an idol for example.
If you don't believe me, you can just search for high school photos from white countries and from nonwhite countries and compare the results.

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Jackbox has some games that are pretty fun, you aren't required to own the game to play them, but you are required to have friends to play them with. I wanted to stream it for some fellow robots.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAqx76xIx8SdpDm-sKj3VUQ/live

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I'll start with this.

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>the girl you liked (past tense) turns out to be a whore that gets her nudes passed around on /b/