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Depends on where you live and the support from family and friends. NEETS are becoming more common and it's no longer odd for people to live with their parents into their mid 20s. Some will be kicked out at 18, being a NEET feels awful but it doesn't really hit you until 22 or 23. That's when you know it's over, you had every opportunity to develop into a decent human being and you blew it.

depends the parents. some don't care how long their kid lives with them and some throw their kids to the wolves. I was living alone in arkansas for quite a while only to have my parents beg me to move in with them in Iowa. I did and got thrown out a month later. turns out they want me to just be in reach just not living with them. I'm moving back to arkansas shortly because fuck the midwest.

Depends on where your income comes from.

If it's gov't programs, that's it's own kettle of fish to deal with, but there's zero age restrictions there.

If it's investment income, again zero age restriction on that, except probably a min age of 18.

If it's existing on the largess of family, it highly depends on who the family member is providing support. Direct family would be more forgiving than extended.

>>36553727
I think wiping anyone's bare naked unclothed backside us what your post is really all about OP
>I'm pretty sure u wish u had a tard in the family

>>36553727
y do people start threads n then abandon them, for fucks sake

>>36553727
Why is his penis and sack so big?

>>36553715
You're fucking 19 none of this shit matters.

>>36553755
No, it does. I am fucking in the prime of my youth, and I want to fuck someone no before I either turn ugly as fuck or I get really busy with my studies. I have like 3 1/2 months to find a lady to fuck in my situation.

>>36553715
Could I somehow find some unattractive 4/10 to fuck? Could I convince her to pick me up? I would prefer to have the nastiest fucking sex I can too, just so I can experience it before studying my ass off for four years straight. I dont want to make the mistake of chasing women in college. I want to make money, THEN get the bitches later, but I am being driven insane by my urges. Masturbation isnt cutting it now. I want the real thing. I dont care if its vanilla even.

im not sure who this is, or what his story is. But i sure do wanna kiss his lips

>>36553711
his name is Fernando "El Emo" Gutierrez and his story is one of razors, eyeliner, moonlight, and sadness uwu

Das me boi

>>36553705
fuck, someone actually said it

same here OP

>>36553795
It's retarded man, I'm just now going back through years of messages and realizing how many girls were obviously into me and I just self sabotaged. The ugly ones I intentionally sabotaged, but some of them were actually good looking and I guess I was just too nervous or too doubtful of myself so I ignored all the obvious signs. Guess it boils down to being too egotistical. I'm too prideful to put myself and get rejected by attractive girls and too prideful to be seen with unattractive ones. I feel like once you start being with girls of a certain level that's when it becomes your official league. As long as I never go through with it I'm still technically just not on the map at all.

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im like 7/10 but yeah same. Like just dont find girls all that attractive anymore. i Used too, but now it's just weird. I'm like cripplingly lonely, like to the point i can just lay down and ill twitch just imagining someone touching my back because i hadnt touched another human being in some time now. but women are just unsatisfying. And im not gay so that's out.

Fuck me i guess.

>>36553673
buy a sandwich you goose

>>36553708

>homeless
>no money for a place to stay
>no money for food

I had EBT but I used all my money for the month bc, food is expensive without a refrigerator.

tfw you get bitched at for using the phone while everyone else is using them

>>36553592
This is a top tier kek.

So the guy is one of those dudes who has to get partially naked to take a piss. When all of a sudden some weird woman busts in and cuts the flow of urine off leaving him with a grimacing face of pain.

>>36553592
Tito Dick dickman baby
He hates jack and loves the ladies

>>36553528
I read all of that shit and if anything it made me hate that dude more.

>>36553528
he's a very good, methodical writer, with a flair for style, as a human, tho, he's extraordinarily arrogant, self centered, just a spoiled, petulant sixteen year old who never grew up and
>I can totally relate to that

>>36553596
Hats off to you. I got about 30 pages in and threw in the towel. I love reading crazy people writing but his manifesto is like 10% interesting content and 90% egomaniac drivel.

It's funny you bring that up because taking female hormones COMPLETELY prevents male pattern baldness. You actually get the genes for that from your mother, but she doesn't get male pattern baldness because she doesn't have enough testosterone in her system to trigger it.

Example:

I'm a tranny. My hairline has never receding and I have thick curly hair that goes all the way down my back. My uncle, two male cousins and grandfather are all bald and I have the gene for it, but I started taking estrogen early enough to not get male pattern baldness.

Get fucked

>>36553563
yeah but being a creep freak is worse than being bald

>two separate fields are competing now
have you considered not being a retard?

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oreganeitor

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>>36553479
nice bread deus

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>tfw no seal bf

>>36553474
I had my imouto write me the essay last time.
The only thing she demanded was a hug. I'd say a good trade.

>>36553474
get started you fucking jew

>>36553474

What's the topic?
Oregabol

>>36553439
This was me at 22 (right as scrubs was ending)
I don't watch propaganda like that anymore

>>36553439
>>36553439
God dammit op ur making me sad

>>36553439
>pretend it's a girl

i can do one better

i printed out pillows with the faces of my crushes on them.

i have 30 of them.

You're just distracting me so your son can siphon petrol from my car.

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Oh shit, wait here. Lemme just grab some cyanide pills I left at home.

>>36553517
Isn't getting a bit of abbo puss worth a bit of petrol

You probably already had it, and you get triggered by the content.
Why not use regex filters?

>>36553466
a friend is sitting next to me and I'm jus explaining what shitposting is

>>36553501
Don't shitpost, and tell your newfag friend to stay the fuck off of /r9k/.

>>36553381
I'm paralyzed from the chest up, thats why.

My chest is missing

>>36553381
I will never meet her. Obviously.