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Anon, stop what you're doing RIGHT NOW and give me 30 push-ups.
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>>36557063
I'm sorry I have to disappoint you but I'm too fat to even manage 5.
I promise I won't eat up the other half of my chocolate cake tomorrow. I can also walk on the treadmill for 10 minutes if you want.
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i did it. actually felt good.
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I cannot even do 1
is there any pro-tip on how to do it?
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>too bright
>too hot
>birds that never shut the fuck up and shit everywhere
>allergies
>bugs like ticks and mosquitos that give you aids with just 1 bite
>everyone is outside and expects you to go outside aswell
>can't get a decent night's sleep
>normies drinking and partying wherever they feel like
>farmers spraying manure so everything smells like shit for days
God, I hate summer
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>>36557045
>stay inside
>air conditioner
>multiple fans
>over 100 steam games
We good
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>>36557045
>normie chad neighbors having parties every day and screaming like chimpanzees getting raped so loudly that I can hear them clearly from my room
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at least i can fap outdoors again
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>ywn get your dick sucked by perfect cell
why even live?
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>ywn get absorbed by 1st form cell
a worse feel
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>>36557044
>not wanting to fuck freeza's ear (eng sub)
Gay.
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>>36557076
(eng dub)*
>Go on date for first time on Saturday
>Girl was the one who asked me out
>Goes fine, seem to hit it off.
>"Let's do something again, anon".
>4 days later, haven't called her back out of confusion, doubt, fear, etc.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?
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>>36557037
>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?
Simply put you are just as retarded as me, as something eerily similar happened to me too.
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>>36557189
I thought I could get over my genuine mental retardation, but I'm now only left with the reality that I was simply born wrong.
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>>36557272
Nah its a nurture issue, so a problem in our upbringing. Something that can be fixed, by lots of hard work, but that'd take effort. So instead I just browse /r9k/ and judge people.
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Post ITT and ill tell ya your future or love future or who is the LOVE OF YOUR LIFE lmao.
I might go slow cause i have stuff to do so so so
well ill be here for a while
love ya
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>>36556972
WHY DID THE PIC SPOILER ITSELF THREAD RUINED FOREVER
guess this is fate saying i should stop
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>>36556972
Me 1st plz
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thank you for this op! do me next!
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How do I leave a small town for the big city? I can't take this isolation anymore and the crazy hillbillies and white trash everywhere. I can't take it.
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easier said than done. i've learned to embrace the culture, while still not being a redneck.
t. appalachiabot
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>>36556891
>tfw live in largest city in the country
>only white person in a 70km radius
stay where you are anon
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>>36556891
You really don't want to. Everything is expensive, crowded and street people will see that you are weird from a mile away and harrass you endlessly.
Unless you are very wealthy big cities are fun to visit not to live in
You have two circles with centerpoints A and O respectively. The radius of A is 12 and the radius of O is 9. the measurement of line AO= 40. What is the length of both interrior tangents lines of circle A and circle O?
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newfags will get heated over this
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>>36556877
Isn't that supposed to be Bernstein Bears wtf
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0? The circles don't overlap.
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If social interaction is really just like a game to the people who get it, and the warmth and love we all idealized as children is nonexistent, why should we care about anything? All the enjoyment of life you are missing out on is shallow and the morality that holds you back is a farce perpetuated to make it easier for normies to play their game. Wouldn't the pain you cause someone's family and friends by murdering them be only the pain of losing a chess piece amplified?
I don't know what to think.
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it's not a game. it's only a game for the fucking autists or redditors who are so bad at life that they need to try and attempt to analyze it lol
warmth and love do exist, just not for you. people who have to do mindwork to have a social life are pathetic beta losers like you. to others, it comes naturally and they are happy to be with those they love.
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>>36556870
op btfo
fpbp
redpilled
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>>36556870
You're not a happy person...
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>Hey anon, do you have some water with you? All this jogging made me so thirsty.
What do, /r9k/?
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sure lemme get my pee jug
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>>36556809
i mean... i can get some
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>>36556809
No sorry theres a seven eleven a half mile that way :^)there actually isn't
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All hail Elliot Rodger. 2017-04-26 02:36:20 Post No.36556791
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The true alpha male.
Welcome to r9k, anonkun. Have you read the bible?
http://abclocal.go.com/three/kabc/kabc/My-Twisted-World.pdf
Current YouTubers promoted by Elliot Rodger :
ESL
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpGoqUcII0OcL4TY7j8LZQA
Basedshaman
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrrtMbMm4Rt3qJ1SebeNCxA
HIMR
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_yIF-9jOge6nNA0z-ScrBQ
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I've been reading his manifesto over the past few days and have become completely obsessed with him. He was a rich, spoiled faggot, but he still had the right idea. I can really relate with him, and it makes me sad i'll never get the chance to talk with him. Also he had good taste in music.
I love you Elliot.
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Some nice things I found along with my daily searches for Elliot:
https://youtu.be/FdIdtiuLvYk
That is a great documentary of Pekka-Eric Auvinen, Elliot's soul brother.
https://youtu.be/mAAuMSrDtuU
That is a new flashy hit song of Elliot. There's now FIVE songs alltogether made of him.
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Sieg hail the true alpha male
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>tfw /r9k/ ruined women for me
>tfw not Chad and will never be Chad
>tfw know the things they do for him, they will never do for me
>tfw the best I could do is get a women who can't get any better to settle for me
>tfw she would only be attracted to my resources and not me
>tfw she would always be unhappy on the inside and wishing for someone better
At least I know why so many relationships and marriages are empty, sexless, and doomed to fail.
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>>36556779
kys before you get too old to truly suffer
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>tfw no girl would waste their energy beating you up
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>>36556779
This type of thought is the problem. Truth is there are amazing women out there who aren't shallow and your superficial issues really don't matter. I mean if you don't wish to deal with a relationship is one thing but don't talk down on yourself to defeat yourself before you've even tried
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I'm basically a normie, class clown guy. The normies think I'm funny but girls reeeeeeee if they even consider dating me. However, I hate 90% of the normies, I just pretend to be an autistic faggot because they laugh and I fear being alone.
>EST/FP feels
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Friend, I'll be honest.
No. You cannot stay.
Please leave quietly. Thank you.
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>>36556740
>are you a khhv?
>are you a female?
If you answered yes to either question then you have to leave
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>>36556818
Sorry I meant no to first
Maybe I should leave, sorry I just killed your thread
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So I got my little sister to watch oreimo with me and she went and told my parents. My mom wants to kick me out and my dad wants to kill me. Thanks alot /r9k/. You've ruined my life.
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>>36556542
life is not an anime u idiot
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>>36556542
Legitimately kekked. Have fun on the street/in hell OP
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Yah play stupid games you win stupid prizes. Welcome to the real fucking world johnny
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Lol. I was bored and enjoy uncomfortable conversations, so I texted my co worker to fuck with her head
Me: heyy, this is strange, but I thought you should know but someone is posting .. Umm nude photos of you on the internet. Don't trust whoever you might be sending those too. I'm sorry this is awkward just figured you ought to know. Stay safe n shit
>2 hours later
Her:??? Did you mean to send this text to me?
Me: yeah
Her: wtf. It wasn't me but thanks I guess
Me: well, it looked exactly like you and whoever posted used your first name. All I'm saying is maybe block your Facebook or something
Her: wtff why are you telling me this. Its on Facebook?
Me: nah, it was posted on 4chan. So u probs don't have to worry that site deletes shit after awhile
Her: well this is fucked up. What were the pics even? I don't believe this sorry
Me: picture was in the bathroom mirror...
She hasn't messaged back in like an hour and a half. All girls take mirror selfies so she's probably shitting herself.
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>>36556537
i love it
ur a good man
thumbs up
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I hope she responds soon. Im surprsingly turned. Cant wait to see her at work
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>>36556537
Lmao it's more likely that she knows you're full of shit and thinks you're a fucking nutjob.
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>Sorry anon... i date only white guys.
What do?
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>>36556485
date?????
im white?????
and have yellow fever?????????
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>>36556485
Give thanks I'm not a coon.
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I NEED THAT BIKINI
TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET THAT BIKINI!!