Lol. I was bored and enjoy uncomfortable conversations, so I

>>36556537
i love it
ur a good man
thumbs up

I hope she responds soon. Im surprsingly turned. Cant wait to see her at work

>>36556537
Lmao it's more likely that she knows you're full of shit and thinks you're a fucking nutjob.

>>36556679
Probably. But that i dont really care. Im quitting this job soon. I hope she cant even look me in the eye on thursday

I just texted her this: ican show you the picture. So youll know who posted it in the first place probably

>>36556970
Please post response.

Can you post some screenshots of the conversation?

>>36556996
I will if she ever texts back. >>36557068
I got one those blackberry ass phone. It aint even touch screen so i doubt it can screenshot. Ill borrow my roomates phone and take pics of my phone i spose

This is actually pretty ingenious and evil. Genuine lol.

Bonus points if you're especially unattractive and autistic. The horror of thinking you may have seen her naked (or even someone who looks like her) will haunt her.

>>36557164
Nigger just google "how to take a screenshot (insert phone model here)"

How the fuck can i manipulate this into actually nudes?

>>36557254
I just did. Nope. Sry i dont have a smarty phone like you

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>>36555555
literally originally when?

>>36557238
Im pretty ugly i think. Ive never had a gf anyway

Okay fuck. Im going to text her this: Dont feel bad yo. Its a very flattering picture. /?/wish me luck

>>36557426
Don't you'll ruin it

>>36557451
Damn son i almost hit send. Why would that ruin it? What should i say? Im itching for a response

>This poster was fired for sexual harassment.

>>36557512
Be patient. Let her come to you OP

>>36557512
>>36556970
Do this my dude

>>36556537
I hope you enjoyed having a job.

Do you have lawyer friends?

Ahhh fuck boys she replied...

"You saved my fucking picture what the fuck is wrong with you!? I'm going to have a panic attack. Please delete it"

I'm feeling kind of bad. N yeh... I'm probs going to get fired for this oops

>>36557666
you wont get fired if you defend her honor

>>36557666
>well, i could have just ignored it and not told you about it but I thought it would be polite of me to alert you

>>36557666
"Dude, I CAN save it and send it to you. Just trying to help. Holy shit"
Or something like this. Act offended, please save your life!

>>36557666
Literally just be like " I haven't saved it, it's just still on the site"

>>36557666
Quick, start blackmailing her.

>>36557666
She's freaking out. Turn the tables

>>36557732
>>36557742
Sounds good. Im starting to sweat

>>36557666
>666
Truly, this is hell

>>36557751

this

more nudes or you send it to everyone on her facebook

>>36557666
And like that you're past the point of no return. No need to hold back anymore, see how far you can go with this, keep us posted until your arrest OP

>>36557666
Trips of Satan confirm you must get nudes

Alright i texted her that i dont have it but its still online. She hit me with 3 texts in a row saying saying i just shouldnt have told her and she doesnt know how shes gonna go back to work. GODDAMN she could have just played this off cool. Her spaghetti is everywhere.

This is an entire new level of /devilish/. Tricking girls into feeling the shame of having their nudes posted with nothing more than a couple of text messages

>>36557862
Lol anon that's hilarious.

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>>36557870
Truly, he is the puppet master

>>36557862
this is where you hit her with something about looking good and not feeling embarrassed

>>36557795
Im devilish, but not not blackmail devilish. But idk.._. Maybe i am. What do i say? If its genius ill do it

>>36557862
Holy shit I'm actually scared for you. Just back off, man

>>36557917
GAH YOURE RIGHT. Ill do this instead of black mail. She hasnt responded to lat text

post conversation for proof anon

>>36557924
Well if you do blackmail her over text she can just blackmail you with criminal charges for blackmailing her...

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>>36557934
Don't back off OP
Sacrifice yourself for the glory of r9k

>>36557951
She's going to think that's so weird if you do it.

>>36557862
"Don't worry about it, it's not your fault. I've told the other guys at work not to bother you over this so you should be fine."

>>36557951
NOOOOO JUST LET IT DIE

>>36557982
>>36557988
>>36558005
you guys are huge fags

>>36557988
Holy shit, now this is genius

>>36558026
I can't handle this shit! It's too intense!

still no proof. i call BS

>>36557862
DEVILISH

what's your next move ?

Okay i texted "Hey sorry for freaking you out. I realize i kinda fucked up letting you know but, dont worry, its no big deal, i wont say anything more or ever bring it up at work. Its a nice picture atleast. My friend posted my sleeping ass with dick drawings on it on facebook once. That was embarrassing"

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>>36558148
>My friend posted my sleeping ass with dick drawings on it on facebook once. That was embarrassing
it begins

>>36558148
>My friend posted my sleeping ass with dick drawings on it on facebook once. That was embarrassing
kek, such a robot thing to say

>>36558118
>>36558148
Too mundane to be fake

>>36558148
>My friend posted my sleeping ass with dick drawings on it on facebook once. That was embarrassing"
If you had pressed send before typing this bit right here you would have been golden
Now you're that weirdo fuck that was perving on naked pictures of her and talking about dicks in his ass and that's what she's going to tell everyone at work

>>36558148
>My friend posted my sleeping ass with dick drawings on it on facebook once. That was embarrassing

LMAO what r u hoping to achieve by sendingher this? that you can RELATE to her? ahahahahaha

>>36558221
No.._ this is a crucial part of my plan. No response yet, shes calm

>>36558275
So tell us your plan then you motherfucker!

>>36558303
to send her nudes of myself

>>36558303
Small talk, my friend

>>36558303
Crashing this texting conversation... with no survivors!

>>36557666
why did she assume you saved it?

just play it cool and tell her you didn't save it. you can't get fired for this because you obviously didn't post it since she has never sent you nudes

you're completely fine dude

>>36558334
Okay, I'm going to bed.

Ive got to brb for a little while. Dont let this die.

>>36557666
>"You saved my fucking picture what the fuck is wrong with you!? I'm going to have a panic attack. Please delete it"

go full alpha and turn it into a neg. "why would I save it?"

>>36558437
Too late for that. Woulda been good. You're fucked op. Shes going to quit her job over this

OP Here. She responded to butt drawing text. "I'd appreciate that. I could get fired if people started spreading rumors. Do you have a link to the picture?"


Wat do

>>36556537
you're a sad loser

trying to bond with her with your fake white knight disguise

you're going to end up being the shoulder she cries on, and when she inevitably finds out youre lying, she'll tell everyone know you're a degenerate

i suggest you quit and go into therapy

>>36558671
"How many do you want?"

>>36556537
Why would you admit to a real life woman that you browse 4ailchan? I'm autistic and I know not to do that. Not even hetero and the possible social consequences are worth avoiding.

>>36558671
Just stop responding

>>36558671
send her a pic of a nude male with a big dick
and accuse her of being a trap

I just responded with "what, to my butt picture?!"

>>36558735
Best thing you've done itt.

>>36558671
Send her an ass pic with dick drawing on it

>>36558711
>caring what others think of you

bee urself anon

>>36558735
ahahahahahaha u madman

>>36558735
Say this >>36558684

Also, post screenshot of conversation, fag

She is laughing out louding, boys. I am currently seeing if I can "find it"

Wtf she's all cool with me finding her nude pic now and insta responding back. If this is how I get my first gf I'll be pretty ashamed

>>36558679
lmao you have no idea how much crazy shit people pull in real life. people get away with worse shit all the fucking time.

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Glad I could witness this thread. OP is the roach master

>>36558858
you'll have to keep that secret for the rest of your life

also she'll never send you nudes even if you're her bf

OKAY real talk. Let this thread die, shes probably on 4chan now and if she sees this im fucked. Dont post anymore

>>36558858
She's just going to make fun of you.

>>36558951
unless OP told her which board it's in she'll probably go to /r/

>>36558951
>inb4 Sniffjizzer 2: Electric Boogaloo

NUDE PICTURES OF MY CO-WORKER ON THIS THREAD

>>36559104
You sly dog
I hope she posts on /r/ and gets redirected here

OP post screencap of convo i don't believe you

>>36558951
>OKAY real talk
Hmmmm

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>>36558148
>>36558273
>>36558275
>>36558303
>>36558671
>>36558735
>>36558858

Kick me in the nards and call me squird

>>36558951
the odds of her finding this thread are so low you don't even realize it

>>36558065
You are cute. Just so you know

OP update: told her i couldnt find the link, but suggested to her to look at the archives of a certain board. Back and forth texts for awhile and agreed not to feel awkward about it at work. Jesus christ robots, i wanted a day of devilish pranks, but im going to bed with feels and a new friend.

>>36560818

post caps faggot

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>>36557666
Tell her

"And I turn the six upside down, it's a nine now
If you weren't a slut, you wouldn't be on 4chan, these pics are mine, cow."

>>36561285
Fuck off. Too much effort

>>36561354
Thats way to spoopy, beelzebozo

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OK lads now we have to fuck with OP
Anyone sees a random roastie asking about something similar to this on any other boards you better link her here

I SWEAR ON ME MUM IF YOU faggots start posting this shit everywhere ill cry and stuff. Also kms myself

>>36561774
Normal functioning women have no time for this noise.

>>36562066
This

Origennnooooooson