>Hey anon, do you have some water with you? All this jogging

sure lemme get my pee jug

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>>36556809
i mean... i can get some

>>36556809
No sorry theres a seven eleven a half mile that way :^)
there actually isn't

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>>36556809
Here, drink my semen

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>>36556809
>hand bottle
>she drink
>"fuck you're hot"

this will probably end badly for me but i will roll that die

>>36556809
who jogs with makeup on?

>>36556809
T-these pretzels are making me thirsty!
D-do you remember that episode...
Of Seinfeld...
Oh you d-don't? Okay thats cool haha

>>36556933

R U S E D L A D

>>36557264

Hello anon.

I remember you from that meme thread.

Just giving you a friendly reminder that I can recognize your posts :)

>>36557226

you forget that women are on "attract men" mode 95% of the time

>>36556809

yes I want that Irish lass ;)

>>36557302
I genuinely do not know of what you speak. What did I post in what meme thread

>>36557302

Just joking btw anon. I don't remember you so don't freak out or anything sorry.

>>36557384

I was joking I thought it would be funny but then I realized it was mean and I hope you have a nice day. I'm leaving this thread now

>>36556809
>What do
shit up her cunt

>>36557047
that's not a good pickup line
a better one would be
>"did it make you hungry too?"
which leads into you two getting lunch if she really wants to

obviously won't get you laid 100% but if she's interested it gives her an excuse

>>36557405
Lol okay, i didn't really have any emotional reaction

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>>36557430
this interaction was the most genuinely autistic thing I've seen all day.

>>36556809
do you see me holding a jug of water?