FATE

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>>36556972
WHY DID THE PIC SPOILER ITSELF THREAD RUINED FOREVER

guess this is fate saying i should stop

>>36556972
Me 1st plz

thank you for this op! do me next!

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>>36556972
Tell me my love future OP, please and thank you.

>>36556972
Tell me about my future, op.

>>36556972
Got your work cut out for you OP. I'm next.

me too! me too. pls

>>36556972
How to know you're legit? Anyway, I don't care. Tell me my future op

>>36556972
Lemme know, O' Poster-Oregano.

>>36556972
Will I get laid before i kms?
will it be a girl or a boy?

>>36556972
who is the love of my life? original

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>>36557001
your love has funny eyebrows
she is a blonde
she is kinda sassy?
she moved recently but probably not where you live, dunno

>>36557017
YOU GOT
A BLUNT BANGED
ANIME LIKER
DARKER SHAKER
girl
short
not that cute but also not ugly
go fooooo it

>>36557043
hi anon
well im not seeing anything
except this girl
but she is underage
so lets just wait alright?
redhead

>>36557123
alright you shall become a stone golem
thats what it says
right there
im seeing you holding this stone sword and being all golem like
seriously this is wrong i dont know what it means

>>36557161
I HATE WORK
your future wife loves work
slightly tan skin
nice forehead
straight hair
also very straight?
dunno where she lives but probably is tropical i guess

>>36557402
>>36557017
B-but.... I'm a girl.... okay

>>36557457
No re-rolls.

here i am posting in your thread

>>36556972
Please tell mine next, op. I wish to know how it turns out.

>>36556972
Tell me my future OP...

gabbagoriginali

Hello please tell me what the future holds for me

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>>36557457
I DONT CARE
you can reroll until you get a guy
JUST STAY LESBIAN

>>36557179
she works as a bunnygirl in some bar
she is sick of life
non virgin
rescue her or she kills herself in like
like
4 hours

>>36557228
the movie answer would be "You dont"
anyways you dont and really does it matter?
alright
someone dear to you will die in EXACTLY ten years
you will marry and divorce, or maybe not marry marry but have a relationship and end it
you will have kids
your life looks like a 7/10
the stars kinda like you but think you are a dick

im joking the stars are unrelated to fate

>>36557233
Oh Oh Death.
You are Death.
You live till you are old.
You have someone younger than you.
But i dont know if it is a daughter, a lover or just a subordinate.
Oh, oh, Death.

>>36557276
yes
no

>>36557360
its me anon
no wait is not
its probably someone you know and dont recognize as the love of your life right now
probably just a background character
sad lmao

Amor fati

How does she feel?

Op, please tell me about my soulmate. Thanks

Hello. I choose future. Throw in some love readings if it syncs up.

Please bring good news. I'm so lonely.

Let me try!

What if the person has no love? How are you doing this?

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so i have to read like a lot of fucking texts for tomorrow ill do readings after every text sorry if it takes me time please kick me in the butt

>>36556972
rolllinsadfasdfa

>>36557572
>yes
>no
Im going to prove you wrong solely for the lack of detail
This fucking happened last time, pretty sure you're the same guy

>>36556972
Last time I was in one of these threads your prediction sounded accurate to the girl I was talking to

I asked her out

She said yes because she thought I was high (I was but that was unrelated) so when I brought it up later she started ghosting me

It was a shame

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Hi Anon.

Please bring fortunate tidings from the temporal beyond.

>>36556972
Can I get a future prediction, desu?

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I give cute in exchange for my fate~

Will I make enough money to live as comfy neet ,will I be happier as a neet

Pls tell me

>>36556972

tell me what i already fear

Hey OP. Will I ever meet a girl who is the right one for me and I'm the right one for her? Will I be successful in University? Will I be happy. Thanks OP, take your time :)

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>>36557495
HELLO THERE ANON FANCY MEETING YOU YOUR LIVE TALKS A LOT LIKE NEVER SHUT UPS TALKS ALL THE TIME ALL THE TIME SHE IS ACTUALLY GONNA MAKE YOU KINDA DEAF IF YOU MEET HER SHE NEVER SHUUUUT UUUUPS

also brown hair but thats all i see

>>36557528
you will die in an accident
to avoid this, contact your family more
ah i think you will have a girl and she has black hair and is like momly mom but dunno, i might be just imagining that

>>36557533
you grow you eat you sleep you die
oh
no sorry anon i really cant see anything try again maybe later?

>>36557539
your love is a very cheerful girl
probably lives in the east
believes in ghosts
probably will do politics? dunno
meeting her will be difficult but you can try travelling
internet is not gonna help ya in this one

her name starts with A

>>36557575
i also amor fati a lot anon
i always like you
oh is it you

she is barely sad right now
but is not really important and it shall be over
wait
hmmmm

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Is medicine really what's right for me?

>>36557784
Going into medicine, I mean
Like to be a surgeon

Im starting to think op is just larping after a lonely night of drinking

>>36557855
This nigga does his thing on occasion, and I've reason to believe the meme gods speak with him.

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Do I have a future in competitive shooting?

>>36557773
Same me every time and your threads are my favorite. See you next time.

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one prediction please

OKAY TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT MY FUTURE OP

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>>36557582
she died not too long ago
this world is not perfect
next one has voluptuous hair and is one of those nice girls that are kinda fucked up deep inside
cherish her
by the time you meet her she will have already have a boyfriend i hope it doesnt bothers you nfsdjfnasjfnk lmao
hmmm
she probably volunteer for something, meet her there

i guesso?

>>36557585
you do a lot of work in your future, but live alright
you stay at home a lot too so i dont really get whats up with that
you get an innocent girl that likes you
i dont know if it works out buuuuut i hope it does anon
you will be tense

as for the girl, right now she is a highschooler
short wavy hair
dont know much else sorry

>>36557605
you will have this AMAZING girl
who will love you
and you will wake up each day to her saying how much she loves you
and kissing you
with the awful breath in the morning
so lovely
oh god
well not really but i do see you with a girl
she works in an office
she is pretty bland
bland is nice, im bland

>>36557615
EVERYONE has a love (statiscally?) idk if thats a word
some people are nonfatey, that happens and i get no vision
but love is not a soul thing unless i specify so, is more like a (best possible partner) thing. Very few have soulmates and even less meet theirs.
oh oh anyways

i literally dont know what to describe about your girl because she looks so normal
she likes the night
but not as in clubbing, as in bats
she is a bat
i dont understand this
is my fucking third eye failing me because its all so fucked up sorry sorry sorry

>>36557629
YOU GET A BOOK READING CAUSE IM A LAZY FUCK

And in two incidents he was betrayed, by people he trusted. Because he was arrogant and eat in their tables, they both planned against him, and so he wept because it was all left unconquered.

Pls tell me my future

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hello fate-anon, how are you doing tonight?

i'm well, thanks for asking.

your reply will be screencapped and saved in a folder so i can make sure that it comes true no matter what.

does that count as precognition, or just following instructions?

thank you for reading, and have a good night!

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>>36556972
give me anything, something to end the pain desu

>>36557402
>stone golem
Well, shit.
This actually makes sense to me.
Ty op, you're the Best.

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bring me new about my musical dream please

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op please tell me if I will improve my looks or if i can and how i will look in the future if i do?
help me please.

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>>36556972
Do me please. Do you use a Ouija board? Lol

There's this girl I like, and based on some of the things she's said to me, there's a chance she likes me too (definitely not sure though). Problem is, we don't have each other's phone numbers yet so I'm still relying on running into her by chance so I can start a conversation. It's been a week since I've been able to talk to her now. What's going to happen OP? I'm a KHV but I really think I have a chance with this girl and I really like her a lot; please give me some good news.

>>36557457
I'll take your blunt banged qt
I love those
Also

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

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>>36557773
>you will die in an accident
what kind of accident? I dont drive and rarely leave the house, an accident sounds unlikely. The black hair mommy gf part sounds accurate though, definitely my type.

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Hey, maybe just maybe, but whatever
Tell me something about my future, Op.
thanks in advance

>>36558110
You got a Facebook nigger?
My advice is to ask for her number, cause rejection is better than regret

>>36558155
Not op, but maybe food poisoning? car accidents arent the only accident.

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Hi OP if you're not too busy pls tell me if I'll get a qt bf

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hey opie have a nice image in exchange for your services

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a lost dog? or a stray one?

>>36557773
>>36557533
Figures, haha. I guess I am trying again.

>>36557983
>>36557585 here

Not too shabby and sounds pretty accurate given my current situation. An innocent highschooler, that sounds pretty nice, even though im 28 lol

Anyway, thanks anon.

>>36557773
Yo nigga got sauce on pic?

Also this thread is useless because nobody loves robots

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What's my fate, fampai?

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>>36557647
TEEHEE SORRY ANON-CHAN
no really sorry

>>36557658
oh well anon at least you did it
you will keep hurting yourself
but that gives you xp
just try to not care much, everyone gets rejected a lot unless they are sexy gods

>>36557661
YELLOOOOO anon
so, your girl is a fucking sponge
i mean her hair
she is in love with someone right now but that will end eventually
you will actually never truly believe she likes you
she also likes guns
she is also a highschooler right now
has a deep voice
i
i think its a girl

>>36557686
No you cant.

>>36557687
that IS fucking cute
okay
tap tap tap tap tap
your girl will teach dancing or is learning dancing or singing idk
she has brown hair and brown eyes
wavy hair
nice lips
oh
well she looks kinda perfect so i think she is insane or a guy too

joking but really there is a creepy vibe on her
also she is a dragon?

as in, personality

>>36557694
i cant answer this because it gives me feelings because i wish i could live without workingksjfbsdjfhlkashfklflkhglkbwlfwb
but i feel i should say no

sorry anon?

>>36557702
you will never marry
but you will have someone you will love
from time to time
also i see a 4/10 chances of kids but lets hope not bcause they are shitty kids

>>36558246
>no really sorry
Im not really getting laid am I?

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>>36558246
>>36558034 (Me)
op please end the misery already and tell me what my fate is, will i die alone

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>>36558297
anon there are still many to go and im going slow cause i have to do shitty uni stuff please be patient please please?

being in a hurry to know your future is a mistake, like in, every fable or something idk

will i get married or have kids?
if i have, how will my kids look like? will they be saved from following my life?

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>>36558344
im just impatient, sorry op, i like to get answers immediately. Take your time

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>>36556972
Okay OP tell me!

Tell me RIGHT NOW. Please. Thank you!

>>36557983
My soulmate is dead... Why? I don't like the sound of the second option. Thanks anyways. I'll just take it as a message to give up and focus on myself.

Op , Im a mix of a lot of races, so could you tell me the specifics please.
>tfw youre r9k 23andme

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>>36556972
give me the deets OP

Hi anon! I dont care about my future, but could you tell me if ill ever have kids or marry or being happy?

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what genre of music should i play in the future?

>>36556972
I bet you'll never predict mine

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>>36557740
There is no such thing as a right one for most anonon. Love is a very bumpy road full of bumps and pain and rage and hate. So lovey. You will get a girl tho.

Yes you will be succesful, at least academically. Socially just alright.

Yes you will be mostly happy without ever realizing it. If you do realize you are happy, you gonna die anonon.

Thank you, be safe.

>>36557784
Yep sure yes.
I mean you think about it lmao do i look like a job counselor.

But i see sucess there if thats what cha mean?

>>36557855
I DONT HAVE LONELY DRINKING NIGHTS ANYMORE
ok
i do have this liqor here but i havent touched it
im happy rn

>>36557879
what
this is
what
eh
yes

only if you like it
oh oh oh oh im making a mistake here but whatever lmao people will die?

>>36557897
ANON DAISKSDDU

>>36557943
ok let me go get just one prediction for you
ah i have this huge thing
its difficult
your love is a sister
but it wont come to bloom because of your responsabilities
you will also love a librarian
your heirs will kill you
you will be powerful
i know this sounds insane but is what i see
there is also something i cant interpret at all
like a
worm
like something missing
maybe im getting it all wrong sorry ignore all of that

>>36556972
will I ever reproduce?

>>36558630
The precious fuck off you dirty slimy tripfagging cuck loving nigger dick sucking shameless candy ass faggot

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>>36556972
What's in the cards with the girl I'm talking to

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>>36558668
Yes, give me attention! Give me a (You)!!!

Hit me up I'm your thread

hiiiiiiiiiiiii fate anon!!!!!!!
pls tell me the guy i'm gonna marry is balding or like is into chemistry and stuff ;-;
t. girl that keeps asking if her boyfriend secretly hates her

>>36556972
Do me please, OP

>>36558739
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!


GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

props for making me laugh boyo, its been a rough week, how are you, not to derail though I love these threads

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>>36556972
Okay, I don't know if I can ask for multiple predictions but here we go.
Will I end up being successful in my career or will I end up working as a cashier at Wal-Mart? Will I find my ideal partner who is loving and faithful and all that? Or will I end up killing myself in 5 years?

>>36558814
I forgot to thank you, anon.... so thanks anon

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Long time no see, fateanon. Don't think I've seen you since winter time.

Tell me what my future holds, please and thanks.

>>36556972
is OP still here?
I'd love a reading.

>>36558805
I've been just fine. Got a job finally after getting fired from the first one. Sorry you've had a rough week. Just try to relax

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>>36557960
OKAY LETS SEE
I SEE THAT
you will make a girl cheat on her boyfriend
really anon?
so not cool

>>36557990
OK BUT WITH A SONG
FATE
IT BEGINS TO WAVE
THROUGH THE THICK AND THIN
NANANANAANA
YOU GIVE YOURSELF TO HIM
hmmm yeah nothing sorry

>>36558031
anooooooooooodjnpajdailhfln
im fine, kinda nervous and busy but fine and you? i see, thats nice.

SCREENCAPING IS SCARY
ill write something screencapeable then
the most you try to follow a prediction
the most likely it will fail and bite you in the ass
the most wise thing to do when having a prophecy is just relaxing and letting things go like always

LIKE
ok i dont need examples everyone knows how it works i think? lmao maybe maybe
anyways your new girl is in a psych ward cause she had some attacks and might kill herself in a while
THICC EYEBROWS
black hair?
kinda angry at everything
shit family
hmmm might live in an apartment
oh splashy splash splosh
want me to guide you to a love, anon?

>>36558034
NOW WE ARE HERE
IN THE SLOBBANOCKA
ON THIS SIDE OF THE RING
FAAAATEEEEANOOOON
so beautiful and nice
AND ON THIS OTHER SIDE
ANXIOUUUUSKIRBYANOOOON
who needs love

AND THE VEREDICT IS::::::::
*drums*
*audience grasps*
*yeah im bored*
*writing things between asterisks is so stupid lmao*

YOU DONT DIE ALONE! (audience roars?)
your girl likes electroswing and dancing a lot
shortie
big forehead
blonde? most likely
so relaxed she is buda
if you keep being nervous around her she will dump you
anyways its still a long to go for her

>>36558056
VERONICA
OPEN THE- OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE
VERONICA OPEN THE DOOR
VERONICA CAN WE NOT FIGHT ANYMORE PLEASE
CAN WE NOT FIGHT ANYMORE
VERONICA SURELY YOU ARE SCARED I HAVE BEEN THERE, I CAN SET YOU FREE
VERONICA DONT MAKE ME GO IN THERE
IM GONNA COUNT TO THREE

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fateanon here i feel like resting for a bit brb suck tits love you all brb so much shit to do

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okay OP i'll bite
i want to know whether i find someone who loves me. does it work out? what's she like?

do i end up successful?

>>36559033
>VERONICA
>OPEN THE- OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE
>VERONICA OPEN THE DOOR
>VERONICA CAN WE NOT FIGHT ANYMORE PLEASE
>CAN WE NOT FIGHT ANYMORE
>VERONICA SURELY YOU ARE SCARED I HAVE BEEN THERE, I CAN SET YOU FREE
>VERONICA DONT MAKE ME GO IN THERE
>IM GONNA COUNT TO THREE
Anon, i dont understand.
Would I be a good musician? do i have potential? or can i study and practice hard for it?
help me please

I'm gonna try for a prediction this time. Completely out of romantic interests, the last even remotely viable one got a bf yesterday.

>>36559033
>you will make a girl cheat on her boyfriend
I dont think someone would cheat on their couple for me, but thank you anon.
I dont mean to do any bad.

gimme prediction >:(

I'm scared to speak to others that I don't know.

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Oh boyo a way to feel better about myself using my imagination, take me away op!

>>36559071
buda? kinda confused. But its odd, i know someone who you describe like right now.

I think I accidentally got a bf
give me my fate please

>>36559217
Also thank you for the response, you gave me a good giggle op

do me plsss

originalolo

Fateanon here, sorry, 10 min and im back

>>36559537
It's fine, take your time!

>>36559537
<3 u fateanon

>>36556972
Give me your fate prediction, OP. I can wait.

>>36559537
you keep me up at night >;3c

>>36557402
What does very straight mean? Her hair?

How much longer do I have with current gf?
She's my first, I just got her, I don't want to lose her already.

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>>36559033
>anooooooooooodjnpajdailhfln

oh, i've visited a psych ward before. it wasn't a nice place. i'd probably kill myself before going back there. the other patients were nice though, weirdos like me, very relatable.

not sure i could handle an angry suicidal girl... i'm sure we'd both be a very bad influence on each other.

guide me to love if you want fate-anon it's cool i'm into dramatic exciting passionate self destruction. not if it means going back to the hospital though. or if you just don't feel like it now, that's okay too.

thanks for taking the time to reply, either way!

>>36559537
I want to believe, do me please. Thanks.

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>>36556972
love future please op
i appreciate it

>>36556972
Sounds nice, tell me my love future wise man.

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OP pls use your magic and spice me up with your knowledge of my future

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>>36558099
yes you can improve your look most probably
but i cant know something like that anon
anyways improving looks is a very nice step to find love
so
go for it?
or are you asking for beauty advice?
i dunno no ncncjlwdsa.

>>36558107
i used to have one but it broke once when i summoned a demon lmao
the demon summoning was a joke but weird shit happened
anyways thats a long story
I SHALL DO YOU
REMOVE YOUR PANTS
get it
i do this joke every time
your girl smells like mint and likes rock
no more i can say

>>36558110
ASK FOR HER NUMBER
really not fateing here but i do see chances
even if it fails you will improve a lot
next time just dooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiit
shia

>>36558159
no you dont get asuka
you get more of a
misato sorry
but less pedophilic lmao
i dont like evangelion

oh besides that you will become mildly succesful in a proyect that will give you stability, which is great anonon!

>>36558196
YES
i mean
cute for you i guess
he is amazing at videogames
he might die horribly, sorry for that

>>36559875
Hey op. See >>36559578

>>36559875
>yes you can improve your look most probably
You have helped me, thank you fateanon

>>36556972
>>36556972
>>36556972
Who is the girl that I finally meet?

A girl that I vibe with.

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>>36558213
what do you think i am a dumb fatewhore that will tell you your future for cheap pics and memes?
YES
jk but the namefile made it worthy
so, in your future
rape
huh
ok
hm.

reroll please, i dont get this.

>>36558223
thats a good question i think
a lost one
but sometimes there is no place to go
and so you are called stray, because no place is your place.

>>36558239
eh i dont have sauce but i have lot of more sexy hato pics
miraiposting best posting

>>36558243
you will be loved by someone and you will inspire that person but
you will never realize it
and you will go with someone else or alone and die without realizing it

well i just screw that lmao

oh also beware of tomb boom booms

>>36558377
yes you will most likely have kids (7/10)
no i cant say how will they look
none of them will follow your life
they will fail at their own pace
which is ni
nini
ni
ce?

>>36559875
>he might die horribly
>MIGHT

I'll view that positively that there's a chance it'll all be okay and I get my cute bf!
Thanks fateanon

>>36556972
how are you doing this OP?

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>>36556972
OK, posting. I'm even including a favored meme in the hopes it'll get a response.

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>>36559964
>because no place is your place.
Such is fate and life, isnt?
Thank you for your time fate anon, and thank you for doing this

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>>36556972
me plsplspls originally

>>36559875
Can you do mine op ?
Original post

>>36556972
is it a semi hung (7 inches dick) black dude?

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Do I have potettial for music OP, answer me please.

Stop asking OP to go out of order just to do your request you fucking mongoloids

Patience. OP is already stressed.

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>>36558410
your love is mexican
like a mexican girl, kinda cute
she is already graduated from uni
eeeeeeeh idk what else sorry
sorry please dont hit me

>>36558457
what
races
what
im not following you anon
specificis of what
what
que
nani

>>36558490
INNOCENT
VIRGIN
NERVOUS
CUTE
HAIR IS NOT SHORT THO
NO SHE DOESNT EXPLODE
IT ENDS BADLY THO
and she is too young rn maybe or maybe just the correct age?
oh well

>>36558518
you either have kids OR marry
you are happy either way anon
congratulations anon!

>>36558542
DEATHCORE
jk idk
electroswing?

>>36558630
i predict you will win that bet
P A R A D O X

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I actually get really nervous asking for stuff like this. What is my future?

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Who will be the love of my life? who is she?

>>36556972
I usually get 7/10's with shit personalitys OP please tell me my future :3

>>36560067
May you please do me oh great fate anon

>>36556972
You're the best OP stuff like this is great

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>>36558667
YES and it will be sexy

>>36558669
oh you want a tarot reading
i suck at those tho but lets try
a very simple one
you know there is a fatereading anon that can beat me at this so much

ok you got Priestess, Star and 4 of Swords.
I think it means that if you calm the fuck down and dont hurry too much there are great hopes of her being yours.

BUT I SUCK AT TAROT

>>36558776
ok ill HIT you up
ejehehehehoh
she likes anal
or... he?
that was weird
a professional either way

>>36558782
INTO CHEMISTRY AND STUFF
DEFINITIVELY
relax with your boyfriend, low confidence hurts everyone

ALSO
no nvm nothing

>>36558784
YOU GET A BOOK READING TOO SINCE I DID CARD READING OK LETS GOOOOO

"So assuming no one was interested in his soul, all his efforts would have been in vain. And people with a better soul would be more appreciated and loved and succesful. There are only few cases on which the efforts of a person can override the problem with his soul. In those cases, it all depends on the context."

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>>36556972
hello i do not particularly need a fate reading but i very much enjoy your threads, they are probably the best ones on /r9k/
looking forward to seeing more fate threads i wish you good luck in your future endeavours and escapades

Tell me my fate please

I'm really tired right now. I feel like I'm forgetting something

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>>36560067
>NO SHE DOESN'T EXPLODE
what mean by this
also i am grill so will i get a qt bf ever in the future

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>>36556972
Please enlighten me with your bullshit, o powerful wizard.

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>>36559875
Ouija story sometime plz

>>36556972
How do you discover one's fate?

Do you like fortune cookies?

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>>36558814
you will be succesful after some effort
kinda like
most people?
no you wont find an ideal
ideals are just imagination anonon but
you will find someone pretty surely (like 80 percent surely)
nah you dont kill yourself anon
UNLESS THE HURRICANE

thanks anon for the thanks
really means a lottojirjnfsn

>>36558896
hellou hola anon
i do threads from time to time but just like one fate thread or two idk
ok lets see
yeah i see you having this girl but when you are way older
she is very sexy and very into you
she has daddy issues
oh what a surprise
besides that i dont see much but i see calmness
so its all fine, just keep on

>>36558917
I THE ALMIGHTY FATEANON WILL GIVE YOU A READING
I SEE A SCHOOL BOOK THING
I SEE A COMIC
AND RANDOM DRAWINGS
AND THIS GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE MABEL FROM GRAVITY FALLS
you interpret that anon

>>36559071
hello darling kiss me

>>36559077
no she wont love you but she will definitively like you a lot
idk if it works or not sorry. she is playful and agressive and probably not very smart.

oh yes you are succesful yeah.

>>36559079
YES LOTS OF POTENTIAL
GO FOR IT
REALLY ANON
no really.

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Ahem tell me mine!!

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>tfw fateanon didn't even have a prediction for you

Confirmed alone. Goodnight robots.

>>36560430
I predict your suicide attempt fails, and you'll be happier.

>>36556972
tell me pls I must know

When and where will I find a qt bf? You are the best, anon. Cheers and remember to sleep soon <3

>>36560207
ahhhhhhh yayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! wooooooooooooooooooooooo
>tfw moving into a new place with him really soon
we get smaller space toooo

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Por favor, tell me. Also, please give me a name and an accurate description. I want to get as paranoid as possible from this. Dont let me down Oracle Anon.

>>36560397
thanks, i will do it
>no really.
or did you mean not really, im worried now

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I will literally never have a gf because I hate women im 25 and in 5 years my wizard powers will be complete

I would seriously dig a fate reading right now, my future's uncertain and having a guide would be helpful.

>>36556972
i don't have some completely random decision making tool at hand, so this'll do
hit me up, fateanon

>>36560503
Not fateanon, but usually when someone says "No, really" it's like they're saying "seriously".
Don't worry, fateanon said you have the potential

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>>36560397
I hope that person is a real catch, anon. Thankfully I don't live in an area that gets hurricanes! Thank you, lovely anon <3

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>>36559093
alright no romance
my third eye must be getting tired
all i see is
beware of scams/dont do scams
dunno how it applies
beware of cuteness too
sorry i cant see more
third eye thing was a joke i only have too and i should be wearing glasses but i dont

>>36559114
no >:(
talk less
smile more
dont let them know what you are against or what you are for

>>36559130
why anon? why are you scared of that anon? what can others do to you? say mean words? you can say mean words to them too. Why do you think it doesnt matter? everyone hates being judged. But everyone judges. Everyone is so so so so so scared of being judged. Even bullies and even the popular people. To attain one must first pretend anon. Pretend. Pretend. Pretend. Hug me anon. Pretend.

>>36559171
OOOOOH LETS GO
so after you are done with your current shit you will be kinda lost but stable ehehehehehehorsesokno
then this girl appears, a cute 8/10 and she is so cheerful
you will feel comfortable around her and after a while it will be obvious for you both that you are in love with each other
to the point there wont be even a confesion, just something you both accept
you wont marry most likely (because, why?) but you will have kids and live happily enough (problems from time to time, always). Take care of them. Remember.

No i

>>36559230
what eh
okay
abs
your love has delicious abs
abs are VERY sexy
insane

>>36559389
yowe yowe yowei auuuuu

>>36556972
Future prediction please.

What does my future look like? Should I just end it now to save myself the pain? Will I find meaning in anything, eventually? Will I find true love? If so, with whom?
PLS HELP

>>36556972
Hey OP please tell me my future and love future. Idc about the love thing i just want to confirm that your prophecy is legit if it matches who im interested in

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It's okay I can tempt fate.

>>36560397
>school book thing
Hmm, I'm not in school, graduated high school, didn't have the cash for college. I do have a grimoire though.
>comic
I do own some comics, and I'm sort of an amateur stand-up, so I'm not sure which way this one goes
>random drawings
Probably my sigilwork
>this girl who looks like mabel from gravity falls
This could be my ex, but she doesn't really seem the type. I wonder if it's someone I haven't met yet.

Anyway, solid read, thanks!

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Will I manage to have my hair the way i want to have it?

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FATEANON here
sorry i need another small break
feel free to call me a bitchfuck assbut
assbutt is such a funny word

anyways love you all be right back in some minutes suck mammdndaf

>>36560621
Just how many times do you fap anon?

>>36556972
Do me if you're still here op

>>36559792
>>36560621
i'm still here, please do me in your next round assbutt wiseman

>>36556972

Tell me the future of my plan. Also my love life.

>>36560621
bitchfuck assbut

>>36560525
Ok, i was just "insecure" thank you anon.

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>tfw OP replied to literally just about everybody but you

I guess there really is no one for me, huh? Maybe my special someone died already.

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>>36557983
>she is a bat
I don't know how to feel about this revelation.

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>>36560777
trips confirm, we will be alone forever

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>>36559496
ALRIGHT
tall
she is like bob ross daughter
she once appeared in tv
idk is what you get anonon

>>36559555
I LOVE YOU TOO

>>36559557
okay
you mean like
predicting my future?
i cannot do that anon sorry sorry

im dumb

>>36559558
no i dont

>>36559578
yeah yeah

>>36559609
id say you have 40 lmao

>>36559615
yooooou
YOUUUUU
YOOOOOOOOOOOU
are welcome anon.

>>36559792
hello anon
pepe anon
guitar pepe anon
so
you will have a daughter in the future for sure
so you get laid
but at the same time i can feel your familiar life is going to be full of shit
so idk
you can say fuck fate tho, sometimes is good
MAKE YOUR OWN PATH (that never happens)
stay cool

>>36559834
wo
m
anwyaysdljahfl
oh your love is a very entrepenranr girl
she has black hair and annoys everyone but you
cherish her stupidity and she will cherish your dick

>>36559872
OKAY
AGNO IGNITUS
AMLICIOUS ABREROSAS
GLASYALABOLAS, MY LORD
GRANT ME THE POWER TO FORESEE THIS MORTAL FUTURE
I INVOKE THE ANCIENT GOD THEMSELVES
OUR MIGHTY FATHER ZURVAN AKARANA
GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE UPON THIS MORTAL FUTURE
I COMMAND THEE!

ok they said you do get laid
she uses twintails
also black hair
also she is a younger sibling

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>>36559989
>>36560777

>tfw OP is probably doing this to me on purpose now

>>36560962
dale ingrid dale boludo, a vos te han ignorado

>>36560962
Maybe there is just no future to read

>>36559668
>>36560889
WHY DID YOU SKIP ME I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG ;_;
I WANT TO BELIEVE
I SHOULD BE IN BED
I HAVE TO WAKE UP FOR WORK IN 6 HOURS
BUT I'M EMOTIONAL AND NEED TO BE TOLD THINGS

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>>36559962
an ex stoner beanie girl with droopy eyes and a relaxed attitude
ash blonde

>>36559977
THREE PAIRS OF DUBS
ANON YOU ARE BLESSED LMAO
i focus and get visions then i try to interpret them but i get tired

>>36559989
OHAYO ANON SAN lmao
your meme has brought you the favors of the gods of chance
ask a moderate wish, and it will be your fate if you get dubs in it

really

>>36560006
non anonon thank you for coming to my fatethread
always relax and remember that fate is not important
FATE IS
just a consequence

>>36560016
OKAY AOUHUSLFHLAK IM SO
TIRED BUT
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ORANGES
WHY THE FUCK AM I SEEING ORANGES
THIS SO SO ANNOYING
I DONT GET THIS
AT ALL
i also see a troubled guy about to kill himself hope thats not you
or are you gay
DLWDLF

>>36560050
no like 22 inches and he is in prison im not kidding anon oh snap

look into my future anon and tell me what you see

>>36560056
IGNORE THIS YOU ALREADY ANSWERED

Will my current LD relationship last?

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>>36560985
oh sorry anon i dont tend to fate replies to my post
ill fate you good and comfy and tite right now so you can go sleep with a happy conscience

you might die in a fire.
your future love is probably a lawyer god i hate law.
your future love has a shit family.
you will meet her in like 10 years or so, maybe less, sorry for that i guess?
there are at least 3 other options for you but 2 of them are less likely, whateva.

>>36560986
I want to be correct about my hypothesis regarding psuedo-immortality and curing all disease.

Also what happened to predicting my future girl? Are you drunk? >:(

>>36561035
Welp, no dubs I guess. So much for saving us from one of the worst forms of suffering.

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i hope it's not too late to get a prediction

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Read my future!!!! I want kyou!!!!

>>36561033
Thanks FateAnon

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Oracle Anon, please dont ignore me. Tell me my fate and future partner with haste. I must relieve myself from this waking torment and go to sleep for I have a final exam tomorrow. ENLIGHTEN ME POR FAVOR!!!

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>>36560061
thanks anon it does stress me when that happens thank you yes

>>36560078
no gf for a long while but
you get one eventually and it WILL HAPPEN
or a
i also see a boyfriend so no clue
actually you are happier with him
oohohohoho how gay anon
sorry maybe im not getting it right

>>36560106
Marta is her name.
Central America is her place.

>>36560113
4/10 with amazing personality
i just talked out of my ass
figuratively

>>36560161
YOUR APPRECIATION MAKES ME ALL FUZZY AND WARM INSIDE

LIKE
i was about to make a very dirty joke

>>36560228
THIS TOO SEE
thanks anon i really appreciate it
love you
i will try to do my best
tomorrow i have a sorta date
wish me not to explode

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>>36561111
>Marta is her name.
>Central America is her place.
mmmm lets try our luck, read me another one, please

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>>36561111
GODDAMN IT YOU QUAD GETTING FUCK GIVE ME MY FUTURE ALREADY HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO POST AT YOU

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>>36560207
>I think it means that if you calm the fuck down and dont hurry too much there are great hopes of her being yours.
Sage advice, thank you OP.

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>>36560255
you got 2 fives
that means your love browses 4chan
thats all i can tell you, look for her in here

>>36560291
im tired too i should be studying and doing college stuff
a ny ways
oh
new york it is for you

>>36560363
yerr lov is a very rich girl
very rich and very troubled
she has black or brown hair
she lives in the east
she will fall from grace a lot
she has a past story

>>36560370
is not that big of a deal
so i used the ouija jokingly and called a demon and the lights started going on and off. And it came to a point that i said "stop" and they stopped and i said "go on" and they kept doing that. Then there was this crack and the ouija board fell and broke. But nothing else happened and i think it was all a sorta coincidence?

djaklfala dunno


>>36560396
yeah i eat one fortune cookie for every fate reading
they are 0 calories so im alright lmao lmao lmao lmao lol no

>>36560409
you will either get cheated
or you will cheat on your woman after moving
sorry whatever is the case
oh and your girl is a massagist or whatever is called

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>>36561142
I mean like it depends of how she looks (yes im shallow but still).
Do you think you can help me in that?

>>36561207
Sounds good to me I love masochists.

>>36556972
Ooh do me!

>>36561207
>that means your love browses 4chan
Oh boy. I hope she browses /mu/ like me. Thanks fateanon.

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another small break
and no im not masturbating
PILLOW RIDIN
this really tires me out believe it or not

Anon May you please do mine I want to know, por favor , oregano

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>>36561111
>mfw would be gay but hate myself so much and force myself to be with women only
WILL NEVER HAPPEN M8

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>>36557647
>>36557572
>>36558246
>>36558246
>no really sorry
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
It feels ominous and makes the small amount of hope I came into this thread with drop through the floor

>>36560986
>>36560986
>>36560986
>an ex stoner beanie girl with droopy eyes and a relaxed attitude
>ash blonde

how do we meet

>>36561242
Anon it's okay to masturbate with inappropriate toys and then have a breakdown from guilt and from the stress of it all you put everything in a literal box and hide it in the house and then forget anything happened only to find the box later and wonder wtf is it doing there and who put it there and then have flashbacks to doing it and throw up a bit

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>>36560430
relax anon you can always try again some other day or something

>>36560467
you have a girl with amazing boobs
kinda chubby or was chubby
goes to the gym tho
loved by everyone

wears shorts

>>36560489
thabjs anon i love you too i sih iaid coudl a elape but i a cannt
find him in an online videogame
when...
idk when sorry but maybe in like 2 years?
he is actually really insecure and you will both regret it

>>36560490
smaller space means more love
congrats anondjsas
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeerios

>>36560496
Es muy dificil que te de un nombre, si te fijas no suele ocurrir. Ademas ser paranoico con las predicciones es como super malo? Lo siento perdon perdon oh oh oh.
I can always make up shit tho.
She is named Maria.
She is a widow when you meet her.
Oh Maria Mariah. Wavy black hair like all marias.

>>36560511
Ok anon. Thats nice i guess?
But you probably will tho.

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give me a description of the girl ill marry or the one ill end up having kids with?
please

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>>36560519
YOU ONLY FIND LOVE BEFORE DYING
also you arent fat right?
that would change things

>>36560522
im
tired
jlfdhafhlkwfh
but you got 22
that means you are lucky
that means whatever you believe in shall come
what do you think it will happen?
what do you hope?
i know it sounds like a cheap way out but its true anon

>>36560532
niiiiice pic anon

>>36560536
YOU WILL BE SKINNED ALIVE
BURNED
TORTURED
i see your love lives in china or japan
so she is asian most likely
oh
she is japanese i think
ol

meet her by traveling there a fucking lot

>>36556972
anon, do me please :)

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>>36560551
Looks yellow.
No you should not kill yourself yet.
No there is never meaning to anything, but you will live with that and be at peace.
No but you will find love.
With a woman that feels sad and lonely.
Done.

>>36560558
well no clue i just saw a girl with straight brown hair and an unnerving stare
also you will feel indebted to her
after
death

or more like, after rebirth?

>>36560560
DANGER DOG
i like it
well if you chase the girl you fall in love with
you will ruin yourself
is not worth it
if you wait, it will come to you

that defines love nowadays? idk
im not smart
oh

>>36560591
Never.

>>36560636
Like one time a day or two sometimes if im very nervous or horny.

>>36561547
>Ok anon. Thats nice i guess?
>But you probably will tho.
what makes you say that
it seems at this point i am predetermined to be alone

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FATEANON HERE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM BROKE
I MEAN
I CANT ANYMORE
MY HEAD HURTS
SORRY
MAYBE WHEN I WAKE UP OR IN A WHILE SORRY
SORRY SORRY I KNOW I SUCK
KSJDLJFHALJFHL PUNCHVAK
Nonetheless, i still love you all.

>>36561713
>Never.
its all ok, then

>>36556972
dale chabon quiero saber si algun dia voy a estar con ella

>>36561748
goodbye fateanon.

>>36561748
>>36561282
At least tell me what this means please

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>>36561794
It means what im sorry i give you ambiguous answers but that all there it is.

>>36561773
DALE
pitbull
sure you will

wait i should not predict you anonon

ENOUGH IM OUT
C YA C MOONS

ill keep doing fates if the thread is up once i wake up

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>>36561830
sweet dreams opie

>>36561830
Hopefully you will do me when you wake up

>>36561830
IM STILL ALIVE FUCK YOU IMMA LIVE FOREVER

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>>36556972
OG Fate anon, will I ever find the lean plug?

Also do I have to roll up at Mike's house and blast a nigga?