No friends and no anime club addition
>>39325308
first day of the semester is monday. i already want to kill myself
>>39325308
>addition kek
>>39325308
>addition
you should probably take an extra English class
Is Canada's Prime Minster Justin Trudeau the ultimate chad?
Height: 6'2"
Looks: In his mid 40's and he looks like a sexy Harry Potter.
Staus: He's a Trudeau so he's basically like Canada's royalty. He's also the chief leaf up here.
Wealth: see above
>left wing
>chad
pick one
he looks like a chad, acts like a beta
not recommend
>>39325306
He's the definition of a cuck. Personality makes a Chad.
Can you remember the very first thread you ever made on 4chan?
I've never been OP in over 10 years on 4chan.
>>39325217
No, but I can remember my first post
>cp thread on /b/
>everyone saying POST MOAR
>join in
nigger i can't even remeber what i jacked it to an hour ago
How's school coming along guys?
Anyone strange or disgustingly normal in your class?
How are your professors?
What are your majors? Any meme majors here?
How's the robot dorm life?
Any interesting events in your school?
Discuss anything and everything relating to college.
I already want to fucking kill myself
>>39325416
What the hell happened? It's only been a week.
>>39325475
>wake up 7am
>get ready for class at 8am
>in school until 3pm
>work 4pm-10:30pm
>immediately go to bed
>do this 5 times a week
>just finger fucked my ass with coconut oil
>the hardest I've ever been
>came so much and didn't even touch my penis
>had to take a shower afterwards because felt dirty physically and mentally
IT FELT SO WRONG
IT FELT SO GOOD
WHAT DID I DO
Yesterday i tried to stick a sharpie up my ass while i was fapping to traps. Didn't like it. So i guess i'm not gay hehe.
You fingered your ass with coconut oil like you're some sort of phillipino desert. Use proper lube you fucking animal
ive tried really hard, but never been able to cum while finger fucking my ass. congrats,
Just took the edible, how fucked am I boys? My tolerance is really low and I dont do devils lettuce very often. Is it true that they hit harder than just smoking or vaping it
enjoy waiting for it to kick in for like 45 mins and then being catatonic really edible's are nothing to fuck with and should only be done by experienced smokers in controlled environments
>>39325176
Oh fuck. Well at least Im a Neetbro and dont have to leave the house anytime soon. How long am I going to be out for
>>39325156
I've done acid before, and the thing with most reasonably safe drugs is that even if its unpleasant as long as you're not retarded or have to do anything that you could fuck up or get you noticed there's no way that you'll take anything negative from this other than a bit of wasted time. unless you OD but i'd be impressed if you took that much
just like, try to enjoy it I guess.
>saturday night
>alone again
>family says they are going out and i can come along to cheer me up
>drink a beer, mostly silent and pretty awkward
>at a point i break down and start to sob and ask if theres something i am doing wrong because when they are by themselves they have a good time and i say it always happens and thats why friends push me away all the time
>they say im making a problem out of nothing and im fine and stuff
>try to cheer me in a way but end up insulting me like in the usual 'you are an uninteresting person' style
>drop me off at my house
So how was your saturday night, /r9k/?
i bought an ethernet cable today
Come on, i literally posted in 5 other threads that immediately stopped getting replies when i did. I just want someone to talk
>>39325660
I too want someone to talk to but you seem uninteresting.
*knock knock.*
"Hey champ, there you are. Have you been in here this whole time, your mother and I haven't seen you all day. It's 3 in the afternoon, have you been on that 4choo site this entire time talking to those sad Brit fellas? *sigh* Buddy, you gotta get out more, it's not healthy being inside all day on your forums. Look, the days not over yet champ, how about you get dressed and brush your teeth, we're going to do something fun and productive today, we're not even going to look for jobs, we're just going to have some good quality father & son time, how does that sound champ? I'll meet you downstairs buddy, we're going to nice day today and when the days over, you'll feel more motivated to get out of this room a lot more!
>>39325114
>turkishdad
wat
>>39325114
These threads are fucking heartbreaking.
fuck u dad
when i kill myself, i'm addressing the suicide note to mom and pretending i did it cause you molested me
>tfw bored of porn
what now?
find new porn
try traps
>>39324939
did that, even went full gay, now thats boring
>>39324976
try cutting yourself while fapping
Was ending slavery and segregation the worst thing to happen to white bois?
The BBC meme is no longer a meme bros. White girls are lusting over black cocks in mass.
What kind of shitfag is triggered and threatened by this?
I could also post a pic of a black woman with a white guy.
Who the fuck cares?
>>39324849
You seem addicted to porn
>>39324849
>tfw whiteboi lusting over BBC
>look out window
>see black peopIe
It's an injustice
oregano
>get on the bus
>see pregnant muslim bitches with hijab and one or two brownish kids
>go to the back of the bus
>some nigger loudly talking africanese through the phone
>>39324823
Makes me happy knowing I'm ruining some pigskins day
I have a very strange addiction.
I cant stop taking IQ tests. Ever since we all took an iq test in my psychology class, I simply couldnt stop even once I got home.
At least once a week I have to do an iq test or I will feel like im going stupider or my intelligence is going 'rusty'.
What the fuck is this obsession with intelligence?
You think you don't have any other qualities and need to keep checking your IQ to see if at least this one still exists.
Also makes you feel smarter than the average person and feeds your superiority complex
>>39324843
I have a god complex but the qualities part just isnt true. I have many different qualities which make me fucking awesome but it just so happens that my intelligence appears to be the most important quality
>>39325012
Well, why is that?
How can I cure my bbw fetish. Not even attracted to normal sized girls anymore. I hate myself whenever I fap to it
>>39324787
Stop fapping it
if you had it since u were young theres no cure but if its recent or from watching porn then just stop jacking it for a while
Big women aren't 'fetishes'. They're people.
Ok robots, I think I've sorted out how I'm gonna an hero.
I'm going to take a crapton of phenazepam, ambien, amitriptyline and cimetidine. I'll also use pepto-bismol to prevent me throwing up and I'll wash it all down with alcohol.
Right before this, I'm gonna take out a bunch of loans and spend all the money on hookers.
>>39324779
Probably won't kill you.
>>39324779
>mixing tricyclic antidepressants, benzodiazepines, and stomach acid reducers, with pepto bismol
lol you won't die you'll just blackout and not remember any of the stupid shit you just did to make your life EVEN WORSE than you ALREADY WERE PLANNING ON MAKING IT by taking out loans to blow on hookers
If you're not trolling, tell me where you live and I will shoot you. You can still do the hooker thing. Let me just make this easy for you, you're clearly going to fuck it up and make your life 10 times worse.
Since death is inevitable why not just hang around for a few more decades to see what happens?
You can't shitpost when you're dead.
>parents found my milf threesome folder
>Parents found my BBC gangbang video as me crossdressing
>parents found my furry vore fetish inflation folder
>parents found the "guys dressed like cute girls" folder