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>>36665767
reddit is that way >>/r/eddit

White knight faggot those crack whores deserve it

>>36665767

Lmao, look at the nu-male white knight.

I bet you also wonder why women don't want "nice guys"

If you don't play one of those games then your mother will actually die IRL.

>>36665756
yu soud play pesona it like havin a freind

Go for a walk instead, OP.

>>36665691
faggots used the term blackbot one too many times

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>>36665691
>you have lived to see trapposting, a 4chan Original Heritage Meme, become less accepted than Fembot Posting, a legit cancer for which people were once banned

>>36665691
>faggotposters shitting up the board with countless threads
>"""""fembot"""""" threads in large quantities that somehow still get hundreds of replies besides being obvious bait
>normies and newfags shitting up every thread
>racebait threads started by whites are somehow taken seriously and heavily replied to
>BAWWWWWW THERE'S LIKE FOUR OR FIVE BLACKS THAT POST HERE MY BOARD'S RUINED
Fuck off you dumb piece of shit, if that's really the only problem you have with this board neck yourself. I'm sick of /pol/-tier shit

>>36665675
They seem like people who you could hold interesting conversations with

>>36665675
Where are their carers?

I fucking hate this timeline

These cringey fucks ruin all the good memes

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>you probably only want Stacy
i wonder what excuse will come next after you run into someone who doesn't want Stacy.

>phase 2
lurk more. you wouldn't even be posting this if you lurked more.

>phase 3
this is bait.

>phase 4
actually, yeah, we can blame you because Chad is rare, dumb roastie sluts are a dime a dozen, literally all you have to do is not be obese and put on make up and you've got a shot.

>phase 5
good luck not being obese in 2017. have fun with that zero self control and zero humility.

>>36665635
This is true though. Like bots bitch about fembots dating Chads, meanwhile they either want 2d, a trap, or a 9/10 Stacy.

You don't get to set your standards high when you're a wizard

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>>36665635
No, I don't. There is no such thing as a Stacy because what men find attractive varies massively. Women usually find a similar archetype (Chad) attractive.

This doesn't change the fact that what we find attractive is in our D.N.A and is just as superficial or we would just fuck animals

>>36665611
Not liking the people there is a stupid reason not to get your degree.
>Also point counting on moduli spaces sound kind of gay.
Surely you can't be serious...

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Judy knowledge to get a PhD in science, although turbo machinery doesn't sound gay

>thinking of getting a phd in math

don't. you aren't cut out for it if you are thinking.

t. maths phd specializing in combinatorics

Kek, im about to do the dishes

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>>36665596
>doing my job as a door beeper
>catch some fucker stealing
>sound my alarms and beep to attract attention
>fucking autist begins beeping back at me

>>36665596
Did you win?
Oriff

>having insecurities about my dick, questioning life and society, losing hope, and feeling shitty.

We have that before we come here

Learn how to take a joke my man. This entire board is just satire.

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Dude I don't feel shit about my big dick or society

My life's ok I guess, could be better

I've been on 4chan 11 years, I got a thick skin

>he doesn't just shit in his recliner

>>36665583
>cant wipe ur ass
u don't have to if you let it dry

man, I really feel bad for this person

You can not be a pussy and make eye contact. Or just look away, no one cares

Straight at the ground.

city: pretend they don't exist
small town: eye contact, nod

if they say something, respond, but keep walking. if they stop, say something, then you stop and respond unless they seem threatening then you keep walking and respond.

>>36665552
>Don't want to take a shower because it feels too good and it takes too much effort to stop

>>36665552
Huh?

It takes you longer than 5 minutes to shower?

>>36665595
It takes like 20 minutes to a half hour

>>36665504
Just go to a random bar or club and take home a random girl.

>>36665504
Lel no, no 5/10 woman and above is a virgin above the age of 21. Not even religious ones.
>>36665534
Only works if you're attractive, buddy.

>>36665568
>Only works if you're attractive, buddy.

Literally not true. Everyone can get laid. Just talk to people. Being social is the secret.

>>36665470
Does my mom count? Our bond is really close

Sure, but you can grab an eastern european one and pretend that there's love behind the language gap

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>>36665470
what do u mean?
who is her?

> tfw cant relate cuz 2 alpha

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Nah, thats shitty dude.

Don't fuck over your boy like that.

>>36665421
Do it, at least he won't waste his time and resources on a treacherous whore
Better yet, tell him she's been hitting on you so he can hatefuck her one last time, then it's your turn

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>>36665421
>invite her over
>hide your friend in the closet so he can see
>when she undresses, tell her your not okay with this and she has to go home
>your friend will realise he was dating a slut
>he loves for y our honesty and loyalty
>your best friend is your bf now
goodluck anon

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Same thing I do everyday. Anime, vidya, 4chan.

daydream of being loved

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