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>>39339627
You just need to practice your dishwashing skills OP. She is clearly into men with well developed plate scrubbing skills. When she sees you cleaning up a storm next to that beaner she will have no choice but to acknowledge you and your superior skills at dish cleaning.

>>39339627
do gooder

orignielmo

>>39339676
I'm originally trying to

agp, bro.
most trannies are just sexual deviants.
fictionmania.tv is calling you.

>>39339473

>tfw want to transition into qt girl
>fap and no longer want to and ashamed of those thoughts
Its not even like its my fetish or anything, i legitimately would like to be a girl desu

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Also unrealistic....


Maybe you should try sucking dick. Maybe you're a bottom slutty cocksucker.

Maybe you like the idea of wetting a throbbing hard cock with your mouth, licking the balls, up the shaft and to the beautiful head. Imagine him squirm while his warm rod barely fits in your mouth. All that saliva, precum and sweat smearing on your face and lubing his beautiful, thick penis....

I think about it too. It's okay. Many do.

Many are right there with you in wanting a big, thick, warm, sweaty cock rubbing all over their face, poking the back of their throat, pulsating in their mouth until it explodes with warm, sticky, delicious cum. All over your lips, a little in your hair, in your eye lashes, in your nose and in your mouth. Imagine the taste, the warmth, the smell, the feeling, the joy. Get all of it. Show him how much you love it, baby.

I think you'd be a good, slutty girl.

Being a girl is all in the attitude and there is absolutely no shame in it. If you feel it,big you think about it, it's who you are. You're already there. Do it. Do it as soon as possible. Don't waste time. Be it now. Love it. Embrace it now.

>in back yard at night smoking weed in the dark
>thinking
>suddenly a cloud as big as a city blows over me
>moving very fast and low, whole thing passes right over me and out if sight in 10 seconds
>amazed by the size and speed, want to cry out of awe
>cloud reveals night sky full of stars
>start start smiling and getting all giddy when I suddenly realise that I'm a part of all that, and that it's looking back at itself and laughing with joy

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I love you sensitive faggots. The world would be dark without you.

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Whenever I see a teddy bear or other childrens toys I tear up a bit inside because to me they represent the childhood innocence we all once had but we all had/ have to lose some day. Even the happiest kid will one day be a jaded, unhappy adult. What we call growing up is really adapting to this shithole of a world and internalizing and idealizing its uncaring nature as defense mechanism for our damaged psyches. Deep down we are all hurt children who dont know what to do with themselves.

then how come there isn't one serving you and you're still a virgin?

>>39339525
they have rights in modern day society

>>39339530
that shouldn't be an obstacle if they are what you say they are

>>39339436
Continuation, cause I just revisited the convo
>continue faking sympathy
>"well, it's better to wait a week or a month and feel better than constantly feeling like shit
>"but anon, you seem like someone who's always happy"
>roastie hate going into overdrive
>decide to end convo before I sperg out

>>39339436
she's ignorent bruv don't let her get to you.
she almost positively doesn't know what she's saying, and what buttons she's pushing.
at least she thinks you're funny and nice. that's pretty good, right?

>>39339436
Femanon here,

You are a part of the problem, OP. I won't even elaborate on my assertion because it's just plain obvious. How can you even call yourself a man?

>>39339273
this seems prime matieral for a deez nuts joke

but i think i just ruined that

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sup buddy got any spare oats

>>39339273
Get off your ass and stop playing Trials Fusion. You're dead, stop bothering me.

>>39339228
That's interesting. Where can i find more of that stuff?

>>39339228
I think a lot of men are starting to have very unconventional fantasies about their relationship with the opposite sex, and this is all related to the way society and the perception of society has changed.
It could mean other things but this is the first thing that springs to mind.

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death as a fetish
yeah I got it

>>39339208
I live for the sole purpose of sucking my poo. I love it and gives me intense pleasure. I also hate fuck my shit and then spray it all over random objects.

>>39339208
>Medication can alter perception and emotion but it can't change truth.
never been on one
>what keeps you all from ending your life when logically your needs will never be met?
im too much of a pussy to kill myself

couldn't inflict the pain on my mother and brother

that's it.

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>>39339112
KILL YOURSELF Islam apologist

>>39339112
>oh Mr. Imam, I profoundly respect your right to crush my young daughter's bones under your van's speeding tires.

>>39339112

>Little does this kuffar bastard know, I couldn't care less about his little piglet. Christian infidel deserved it

>>39338920
goddamn that bitch is fine

I'm white, I need me a fine black filly

>So, you white bois gonna admit it or not?
Why are you LARPing as a ghetto person?

holy fuck

black women are HOT

>>39338712
>why did the hockey player lose to the soccer player in a game of soccer
Gee who could possibly tell

dont worry, conor would demolish floyd in a real fight/mma fight

conor did good for an mma fighter

it took floyd 10 rounds to beat conor in boxing

but it would take conor 10 seconds to beat floyd in MMA

>>39338712
You are completely retarded are you?
How >>39338737 said, it was just a meme fight.

>>39338657
all of those are bad things

>>39338657
>eliminating large portions of genetic stock
didnt know the whole world wanted inbreeding

>>39338617
And in the twenty first century we decided to unshackle female sexuality.
It's like Pandora's box, only there's no hope at the bottom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2B6SjMh_w
listening to this and dying in the inside right now.
WHAT DO I DO /R9K/? DO I GO BACK TO BEING A NORMIE?

as much as people hate on normies, perhaps they lead the better lives in the end...

>>39338780
they fucking do man

>>39338476
Why do you want to eat such a large quantity of crackers?

>>39338476
OP im on a 500 calorie diet. It's not hard once you get used to it.

>>39339292
>t.cracker addicted to crackers

Bump, put more helium in!

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>>39338457
This is a v nice Discord.

>>39338457
Expired invite or I'm banned
Either way fix it now now now!!!