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>Be me
>School has a pie day
>Buys a full pie with friends
>Eat pie while people strangely watch
>Person who brought pie wants the tray back
>ends up they didnt
>give pie to random kid
>Be called an asshole
>Ask people why
>End up in principles office
>Find out the pie was spit it
>Know its not true and people are retarded
>Tell people it was from the apples
>No one belives you
>Live as a virgin for the rest of your life for a stupid rumor
Happened to a friend
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What?
What are you trying to convey?
What is it you want to tell us?
How is it you want us to interpret this?
Basically.... What did he mean by this?????
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>>36677909
Wait what?
Can you repeat your story in intelligible English?
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>>36677909
>tfw people will always remember you as the guy who ate the pie
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>tfw mom watching videos of black people attacking police and shit on the TV in the livingroom
>ANTIFA videos play next
>mom asks me what it means
>tell her
>go to kitchen to get some soda
>pass the livingroom on the way
>it says "Based Stick Man" at the bottom of one of the ANTIFA videos
>mfw she's probably gonna find a video about /pol/ and ask me what it is
What the fuck do I do?
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Have your mom check those trips imo
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>>36677918
This is serious, anon!
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Self bump. Somebody please help me. I can't have her finding out about this site.
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i got banneed from /mu/ so now im here
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>>36677883
if you ever posted anything about DAMN., or Neutral Milk Hotel, you deserve it.
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*mumbles incoherently*
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>>36677883
How, anon?
Ddhnbcjiitrewxxhghghh. Jjgpphb
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Bed time is almost here, wagecuck.
Tick
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>>36677866
F-fucking neet how does it feel to not contribute to society. Your just a leech. Just stop posting these please. I can take 5 hour energys to stay up late
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Stop making these thread how many times do I have to say that IT'S A FUCKING NATIONAL DAY OFF ON MONDAY FOR UK. AT LEAST SAY 'US WAGEKEK'
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Sunday nights are comfy for wagies, didn't you know?
I've got my clothes picked out, my ice-coffee ready for morning, and my head in the zone.
9to5 office life distracts me, gets me out of my house, and gets me socializing.
Owning my quiet lil domicile is comfy, away from my insane family... It's great. I earned this. Feels good.
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When are people finally going to come to their senses and realize they know absolutely nothing about God, the Universe, and what happens when we die?
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Uh we know everything about god. Its all in the bible.
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>>36677984
Oh ok, sorry. Sorry to argue with that single infallible source.
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>>36678058
And we know everything about the universe. There are whole book series and TV programs about it. Science is great.
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how do you deal with the fact even nature screwed you over by making you bald?
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Its way worse when youre a teenager.
I want the world to go fuck itself
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You chose to be bald, you just don't know it yet.
Ask yourself why you made that choice.
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>>36677791
it stopped for me for now
only deep temples, rest is not bad
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> fell for the beta orbiter/friendzone meme
> assume my Stacy friend would never be interested in dating me
> turns out I was wrong and she was
> but it's too late and I've missed my chance
The lesson here is to never fall for this meme. If you're close with a girl and you like her, tell her. I'd give anything for a second chance, please learn from my mistake.
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>>36677766
What if the girl lives thousands of miles away and is averse to the idea of LDRs?
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>>36677835
LDRs fucking suck and always fail over time.
Best case: Try it for a while, meet as regularly as time and budget allow, move closer to each other ASAP.
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>tfw internal slideshow of missed opportunities and signals
If I could murder 18 year old me, I would. I'll get him when he's older though.
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was your dad a beta male?
did you inherit his beta male traits?
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My dad definitely was. I'm even worse though because I've never even tried.
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no, he was a chad. but all the males on my mom's side are very beta and ugly, so I assume I got most of her genes. but I did got my dad's balding and heart problems at least.
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My dad was an asshole, a total piece of shit aggressive angry motherfucker.
That being said, he lost his virginity to a prostitute and didn't get married until he started making a shit ton of money.
So I don't know.
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How do you text girls?
This one Asian qt is texting me but I never have anything interesting to say. I'm fucking studying ffs stop asking how my day is just so I can reply ____ hbu?
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>>36677733
Just ask her questions about herself dont talk about yourself
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Text her to meet up retard
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>>36677733
The answer is that youre watching Netflix and that she should come Netflix and chill
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Todsay i saw the impossible.
I had to go buy a certain thing and I saw a lot of people shorter than me and some uglier than me with girlfriends or friends, maybe having fun.
But why?
Why Cant I? Am I fated to suffer?
I finally know what Elliot felt, i was better than some of the guys in there and they seemed to be having a great thing, but why cant i?
I felt an urge to get a gun and kill them but is not enough, why cant i have the same things and feel the same as them? Ive tried in the past, and i know you heard that tune before but still why isnt possible for us to be happy?
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>>36677587
I know that feel bro.
There's something wrong with us.
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You could try not thinking everyone's beneath you. Some of the uggos might befriend you and then you'd have a group of friends that can help build each other up.
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Most of the time it doesn't matter if you're an ugly fuck when it comes to socialising (can't say the same for losing virginity though). Just stop acting like an awkward fuck and watch normalfag shows like Rick and Morty.
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Would fucking a fetus and posting pics of it online count as CP?
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CP, desecration of a corpse, probably kidnapping/theft, and possibly murder
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What's it to you anon?
Orginal
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>>36677580
>tfw just a clump of cells
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TFW comfy living playing League until 3 am every night.
Anyone wanna duoq?
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>>36677548
no cause that game is terrible.
i play stalker,pubg, and csgo.
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Region, elo, role?
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>>36677672
> region
NA
> elo
Bronze 3 at the moment, been more focused on schoolwork. Finished last season Silver 4 (started playing league during August of last year)
> role
First role: Singed top
Second rule: AP mids, like veigar, zyra, annie
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Could you date a girl who was OBSESSED with Dragon Ball Z? 2017-04-30 10:29:47 Post No.36677546
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Could you date a girl who was OBSESSED with Dragon Ball Z?
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Like she owns shelves full of figurines and action figures, has all the DVDS and mangas and posters of everything ever related to dragonball.
And sometimes, when shes alone she likes to pretend like she's powering up to super saiyan mode?
She'll also autistically make subtle references to it in public, and will go to the gym because she's trying to complete her "training arc"?
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No never how could anyone
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Really depends on how repulsed she is by me
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That's these niggas dream girl.
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Hey /r9k/. I need some advice. Here's the situation.
I'm 18, halfway to 19.
>inb4 "fuck off underage b8"
I lurked this site from age 13-15 and have been posting here since age 15. At least I'm honest about it, that's more than other underage fags can say.
I'm wrapping up my senior year of high school and preparing to enter the adult world. Trouble is, I have literally zero idea what I'm going to do after high school. I have no tertiary education lined up and can barely hold down a single, shitty minimum wage job. I know for a fact I will end up a NEET.
But I really cannot stomach the idea of living as a NEET. I just can't. So I created my own plan for after college. I plan to ditch this shitty town I've spent years in and run. I want to start a new life far fucking away from here.
I'm just going to gather up my belongings, take what pitiful amount of money I have (in cash), create an alias for myself, and run.
I'm planning to illegally immigrate to another English speaking country (US fag here) since my foreign language skills are absolute shit.
The only advice I really need here is from Eire fags, Brit fags, Aus fags, or experts on immigration on how to go about smuggling myself into another country and then some insight on what it is like in your/those nations. Sorry for having to plague your countries with another immigrant by the way, but I feel like this is something I have to do.
General life advice would help too on how to work my way up from an illegal vagrant to at least a migrant worker of some kind, maybe more. I'm not above panhandling and/or begging for food, shelter, etc. There is a distinction between that and being a NEET.
I have some skills/talents that could be of use as well. I'm fairly talented in music, an exceptional reader and writer (hoping to publish my work before I skip town), and I enjoy studying/learning about history.
Thanks for taking the time to read guys. Now help an anon out with some advice.
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Getting Irish citizenship is scarily easy. You just need to have Irish ancestry, be it from parents or grandparents. However, Ireland is a quiet country in comparison to the US and you will probably be viewed as a yank if you moved in to a smaller village or town.
http://www.inis.gov.ie/en/INIS/Pages/citizenship-born-outside-ireland
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Brit fag here, there's always work available and almost everyone everywhere is hiring. It's most likely your best bet. Can't say I can give any immigration advice though, sorry anon.
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>>36677615
Don't listen to this fucking redcoat, OP. UK is a shithole. Tell me, britfag, when are you dumbass people going to combine your hot water faucets and your cold water faucets into SINGLE FAUCETS capable of warm water? The entire world would be better if the UK was blown off the map in the most violent way possible. Oh also the UK is a middle eastern country now so there's that
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Are you a bully? If so, why aren't you bullying an /r9k/ boy RIGHT NOW?
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What exactly does the word bully mean on /r9k/
I think I might want a robot boy to bully me....
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>>36677513
I don't want to because I don't like bullying retarded gay fags like you,OP.
Now fuck off my board back to >>>/lgbt/
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My fantasy is bullying a feminine boy, forcing him to wear girly clothes then fuck him.