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Hey /r9k/. I need some advice. Here's the situation.
I'm 18, halfway to 19.
>inb4 "fuck off underage b8"
I lurked this site from age 13-15 and have been posting here since age 15. At least I'm honest about it, that's more than other underage fags can say.
I'm wrapping up my senior year of high school and preparing to enter the adult world. Trouble is, I have literally zero idea what I'm going to do after high school. I have no tertiary education lined up and can barely hold down a single, shitty minimum wage job. I know for a fact I will end up a NEET.
But I really cannot stomach the idea of living as a NEET. I just can't. So I created my own plan for after college. I plan to ditch this shitty town I've spent years in and run. I want to start a new life far fucking away from here.
I'm just going to gather up my belongings, take what pitiful amount of money I have (in cash), create an alias for myself, and run.
I'm planning to illegally immigrate to another English speaking country (US fag here) since my foreign language skills are absolute shit.
The only advice I really need here is from Eire fags, Brit fags, Aus fags, or experts on immigration on how to go about smuggling myself into another country and then some insight on what it is like in your/those nations. Sorry for having to plague your countries with another immigrant by the way, but I feel like this is something I have to do.
General life advice would help too on how to work my way up from an illegal vagrant to at least a migrant worker of some kind, maybe more. I'm not above panhandling and/or begging for food, shelter, etc. There is a distinction between that and being a NEET.
I have some skills/talents that could be of use as well. I'm fairly talented in music, an exceptional reader and writer (hoping to publish my work before I skip town), and I enjoy studying/learning about history.
Thanks for taking the time to read guys. Now help an anon out with some advice.
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Getting Irish citizenship is scarily easy. You just need to have Irish ancestry, be it from parents or grandparents. However, Ireland is a quiet country in comparison to the US and you will probably be viewed as a yank if you moved in to a smaller village or town.
http://www.inis.gov.ie/en/INIS/Pages/citizenship-born-outside-ireland
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Brit fag here, there's always work available and almost everyone everywhere is hiring. It's most likely your best bet. Can't say I can give any immigration advice though, sorry anon.
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>>36677615
Don't listen to this fucking redcoat, OP. UK is a shithole. Tell me, britfag, when are you dumbass people going to combine your hot water faucets and your cold water faucets into SINGLE FAUCETS capable of warm water? The entire world would be better if the UK was blown off the map in the most violent way possible. Oh also the UK is a middle eastern country now so there's that
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>>36677749
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post your dick please, or get out
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>>36677615
Thanks guys. Much appreciated.
>>36678025
Sorry robot. I'm not a gay nigger kike. Can't have this turning into a degenerate thread, now can we?
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>>36677749
>Tell me, britfag, when are you dumbass people going to combine your hot water faucets and your cold water faucets into SINGLE FAUCETS
We have ever since mixer taps were invented. Most double taps were installed before mixer taps existed, most of these buildings that have double taps exist due to the fact we build shit with actual building material.
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