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>tfw left the furry folder open and when i came home door was open
wooo boys what the no


is this what i get for being a dogfucker
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wooo boys what the no
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>>36680697
>tfw mom saw the loli hip and kicked me out the house thinking i was some kind of pedophile

wooo boys
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>mum found the handholding folder
woo boys

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My gf kissed another guy, 3 years together for nothing. If youre thinking

>"hehe cuck, won't happen to me"

Stop right there because I am a good looking guy, I treated her well, I was dating below my league, yet, she still did it

Thankfully it wasn't a chunk or nigger, I made damn sure of that. Now I'm moving back to New Zealand to the place I was born, with no job, home or friends
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>>36680640

Coming back from Canada, eh? At least your acne cleared up.
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>>36680640

This is what happens when you don't take the redpill anon

Women these days are whores.
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>>36680640
>I treated her well

lol amateur

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Y-Yuru Yuri,hajimaruuuuyo~!
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I want to fuck akari
original
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Rude

begins cctv
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>>36680635
>heart censor
why bother

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If you're all virgins and lonely why don't you just meet up with eachother and fuck?
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>>36680530
Well that would explain all the trap threads.
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Calling all traps: post a headshot in this thread and we'll audition to be your bf. NO ROASTIES.
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>>36680530
I would do that, but nobody here is man enough to make me his slave submissive boy, so I don't want it.

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>tfw the sunshine girl is sleeping
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whats the susnhine girl
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The s/t sucked. MBV forever
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>>36680569
I can't even listen to shoegaze anymore. All of it sounds fucking terrible except MBV.

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>tfw 5'4 beta weakling

Nobody wants to be my gf, feels bad
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former chad here, having gf is overrated anon
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>>36680422
Why do you say that?

dkolkvgfls
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>>36680496

because i have $$ and not interested in gf's anymore anon

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>finally booked an escort

So long virgins, I hardly knew ya
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>>36680283
how did you do it? i've been wanting to for a few years but the verification process freaks me out
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>>36680283
you won't be able to get an erection and she'll laugh at you
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>>36680283
Faggot, it doesn't count. Sure, you physically got your dick wet, congrats, but you didn't actually pull any of the social skill needed, you didn't earn it.

What's even more funny is that you'll lose your virginity to some used-up whore that could not give any less of a shit about you.

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Dubs for good grades. Bless up.
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>>36680268
reroll please god pleaaaaaase
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>STILL no bitcoin options contracts

why do people waste their money on this pump and dump meme coin
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>>36680298
Can i at least have a job and a place to stay when I fuck up? Can I please go back to school afterward? Please?

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I've realized this is basically containment board for teenagers. I've gotten over tfw no gf phase. In short, I won't be browsing this board anymore and wanted to formally say goodbye. I've enjoyed some of the wojak, wagelord, and tomoko threads. Thanks for being there and the occasional laughs. I'll be on /sci/, /lit/, /his/, and /int/ if you ever want to talk. Later.
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>>36680261
>/sci/, /lit/, /his/, and /int/

good riddance.
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>>36680261
OP is a supreme faggot
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>>36680261
Slipknot get out and stay out nu-metal loving faggot.

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I just realized after 20 years that me being molested as a kid by a teacher at school fucked up my life. Nobody knows it happened to me, I've never sought help from mental health services.

Turning 30 soon and I'm still a shut-in NEET because of it, dropped out of high-school, never held a job, don't drive, never been able to make friends for 20+ years, never been able to get a GF since can't even fathom sexual stuff.

Parents keep telling me I need to go see a psychologist because there's obviously something wrong with me. I think I'm ready to go now, I've accepted the fact I literally cannot function in society because of this shit.

What can I expect a psychologist to help with? Should I just tell them from the start? I've self-diagnosed myself with severe depression, anxiety and AvPD.
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>>36680260
sometimes it's nice just to have an unbiased ear listen. Yes, tell them from the start anything and everything you want to say. They will guide you in conversation, so don't stress about it too much. This is an important first step

Proud of you, anon.
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>>36680260
>What can I expect a psychologist to help with?
Unfortunately, psychologists are just like everyone else, some of them are useless and some of them have firm and stupid beliefs that are covering up their own problems.

You should definitely tell them straight away. If it's something you think you might chicken out on, just literally tell them straight away and say that you were worried you'd never tell them otherwise. They'll get it.
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>>36680260
Woah woah woah was it a girl teacher?

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There are people out there right now that have no friends AND no internet.

It can always be worse.
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it's easy as fuck to make friends, but what's the point in having them?
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>>36680237
That episode was so sad. Poor polnareffu
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Gasp I never thought of that.

Books must have been their friends.

What would life be without internet?

I don't want to even imagine.

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>Comrade Anon, care for a cigar?

How do you respond?
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>>36680218
This communist faggot is a distant relative of mine. Feels bad man
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>>36680218
this is what i would do, too bee honest
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*teleports behind him*

Sorry, but I'm too busy making America great again!

*slices both guys in half with one lightning fast movement that is so fast you cant even see it*

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hewwo r9k ;3 ;3

mai name ish dakotuh, i am looking for fwiends

add me on discord pwease

asspie#8527

thank yew
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>>36680201
How you doing bro. You look pretty damn handsome
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>>36680219
ty

add me
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>>36680225
Eh fuck it. I'll bite.
Oil

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Heading to my local 7/11 in a few minutes, what should I get?
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>>36680183
Get a Slushie
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klondike icecream cookie
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>>36680183
Dubs say a say the healthiest thing you can find.
Singles say flaming hot cheetos.

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uguu am i a kawaii redpilled tradwife?? ^~^
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>>36680153
there better be a bulge under those leggings i swear to god
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>>36680153
I hope I see someone wearing this shirt at London Comic Con so I can bully them about it.
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>>36680153

Oh good, that t-shirt. I have a serious question for the board, or variations on that theme.

What exactly is that t-shirt? What anime/hentai character does it represent? Is it a minor 4chan meme? Does it represent androgyny/slutty traps/etc? Is it just this one picture of someone wearing the shirt, or do other pics exist (of the same shirt)?

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