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>>36717956
You store yours on Google Drive?

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All I have is a subpar Tay folder

>>36718003
I can use it on desktop,phone and work laptop so its cross platform porn and no one will find it

Yours just so happened to be an aids riddled nigger in Africa that died on the streets.
Oops.

I would never tell you such thing.

>>36717926
correct.
no one out there for any body. you have to earn one or invest in other matters.

Go away /b/

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I'll post some stuff throughout the day if this thread stays alive

>>36717924
Whats the pasta

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I got trust issues

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Hashtag Boss

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One deep, you feel me

>Every year the manlet limit is raised by half an inch, the required muscle size is raised, and 8 inches is now the minimum penis size.
You know these are all memes just because it gets a reaction out of people insecure about their dick size & height right?

No one actually considers 6'+ with an 8 inch dick to be the bare minimum except for those who take shitposters at face value.

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>>36717877
where the fuck is that arm grabing the left chicks tit from 0.o

>>36717904

Women grow more demanding by the day.

Women are insatiable demanding machines. Not even they know what they want next.

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>psychiatrist tells me I can't drink in the office

>>36717798
>>36717899
>Going to the shrink
How's it feel to be on a shit list
>Insurance will be higher
>Insurance may be refused
>Employers can refuse
>Landlords can refuse
>Harder to leave country
>Forced medication (even if your fine)
>Forced hospitalization (even if your fine)
>Unwanted side effects
>Long lasting side effects
>Permanent organ damage
>On a watch list for nut bars
>Barred from owning firearms
plus a ton of other things that come from a visit to the pill pushing Jew.
Why do you always push a visit to them as the cure all when it just amplifies your problems and creates new ones??

>>36717798

i reverse shrinked my shrink, coolest guy ever, now he's getting famous off his ideas we formulated in our think tank and son i am so hella fucking proud of him

Nothing sexier than a white cock in-between thick black thighs

>>36717745
>that nose
>white

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>>36717745

Where are you from OP? Are there many chocolate qts there?

No, and certainly not with a black guy. They're ugly and that penis looks hella painful.

>>36717736
just to see what it feels like. only once though

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>>36717736
>ever wanting to fuck sub-human filth
Being impaled on a lance would be more pleasant.

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It's entertaining

Orig

>>36717718
i like to laugh at gaybots and feel good that i'm in a much better position than they are

>decides to participate by creating a thread
Surely, you jest about not understanding. Your post's existence is an exercise in irony.

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>>36717683
So, now you have to go outside and find a girlfriend.

Are there any good alternatives to nyaa?

>>36717683
Fuck, I noticed one of my torrents randomly went red this morning, I guess that was why. What's the story? Feds?

>>36717644
I've walked this godforsaken rock for a couple of twists and I'm still trying to figure it out lad.

Help.

>>36717644
Do drugs watch porn shitpost and waste away your dopamine receptors

I'll tell you when I find out. 26 year old NEET here.

kek u loser

>>36717688
Is Rose really a girl (female)?

>>36717603
>mom and dad try telling me i would be less "tense" if i had a girlfriend
>i don't even have my own room
>i have almost no privacy
yeah, no

How tall are you and why are you still a virgin?

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>>36717583
>tfw 6'5
Does that mean im allowed to be a virgin?

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Succubi shall not have my seed

>>36717578
>be yourself
This is very good advice though and a simple but important truth.

>>36717578
>how introverted shut-ins can find each other

aside from meeting online, you'll eventually have to get out and meet each other. did you think this through?

I challenge everyone to give a reason why they won't set up tinder. You will only be able to give meme excuses.

I embrace 2D more everyday. I've always fapped to hentai but 3DPD too. Soon I shall purge all desire for 3D and immerse myself in the glory of 2D.

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>>36717573
>tfw kind of want to date Tae but also kind of want to date Kawakami
>And also Makoto and Futaba
>And maybe Ann too
>Know I can do all of this but I'm afraid of them getting mad at me on valentines day

Goth/punk girls are kinda hot and it makes me feel funny when she calls me her "little guinea pig", but I also feel like Kawakami might make a nice mommy gf and maids are nice too

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>>36717659
I went with Hifumi. Cute and polite with a chuuni streak, I have no regrets.