what the fuck do i do with my life

>>36717644
I've walked this godforsaken rock for a couple of twists and I'm still trying to figure it out lad.

Help.

>>36717644
Do drugs watch porn shitpost and waste away your dopamine receptors

I'll tell you when I find out. 26 year old NEET here.

play video game

>>36717644
end it.


original suicide

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>>36717833
if dubs i kill myself before the end of the month

>>36718200
you won't find the courage to do it

>>36717697
I honestly don't know the alternative to this

>>36718200
kek has spoken

you must obey the lords orders

>get a job
>buy drugs
>do drugs
>get a gf
>have sex
>find a hobby
>do drugs and also hobby
>do drugs and also sex

It's simple, OP

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working in a couple of days at a new place

gotta save up to become a mechanic, whats your career goal robot?

>>36718605
none of those things are even remotely simple

>>36717666
No Satan. I will not help you

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>>36718200
Nice going dummy!

>>36718548
How old is your age of years?

>>36718200
Bye bye we won't miss you

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>>36717644
You become a ninja desu

>>36717644
Develop a skill in a certain field like music , programming or any crap shit that interest you.

I would just say play Vidya.

>>36718719
haha fake piety

>>36718200
>kek being this based
You won't do it OP, I know you won't. For the same reasons many anons won't. We constantly go on about how existence is such a pain and how we're just dying to end it, but something, some reflex is keeping us alive. This is the definition of torture.