"are you alright?"
Why do normies always ask me this? In work especially
>Your Mommy's alt right
>Your Daddy's alt right
:They just seem a little weird
>Surrender
>Surrender
>>36744202
Because you probaly look like someone who's about to kill himself/ shoot up the workplace
Because you're autistic and can't display appropriate facial expressions or body language, so normies can't read your intentions and naturally assume the worst about the quiet person who keeps to himself.
Sad!
>Having trouble beating a boss on a game
>Ask for help on a forum
>He ask me to add him on steam so we can team up
>I don't have any friends so I ask how
>Finally have one steam friend
>He asks me to start a server (The game is Terraria)
>My toaster can't handle multiplayer
>mfw can't even make steam friends because too poor for new computer
JUST
my 2008 rig could run terraria, while hosting a server and listening to youtube.
what's your specs?
>>36744188
Its a notebook, I'm too lazy to get you the specs, but It has 2gb of ham and windows 8, wich by himself consumes 40% of my ram. I can't even listen to music while playing, but thats okay, the soundtrack is great
>>36744353
ah, figures. my 2007 minibook runs a modified XP installation. it boots up real fast and also runs terraria on like 800x600 in multiplayer. consider windows 7 maybe.
terraria is a great game. what boss are you stuck on ? also, expert mode or mods ?
>bf knows I'm a weeb
>knows the "uwu bulge" meme and other RP stuff
>keeps saying it to me when he touches me to make fun of me
why do my bullies and my bf say the same things to me?
>>36744137
Because he wants you to kys, as you rightfully should for being a degenerate faggot.
>>36744137
Sounds like the fuckwad is trying to be playful and coy but has problems with delivering the lines
Maybe your bullies just want to pound your Mittens too
>>36744137
I'll answer you if you suck my dick
Do girls want CHAD or a RICH OLD MAN?
>as if bots, even fembots, have wants
REEEEE GERROUT NORMIE
Of course they'd prefer a rich old man over Chad. But they'd probably spend the old man's money on many different Chads.
they certainly don't want a beta cuck like you
>tfw only friend is busy all day
>tfw lonely all day
I hate being a neet with nothing to do
>he has a friend
>NEAT
>he can't pick one
>tfw celebrating a decade of nofriends
>>36744022
>friend
>neet
No honey you're just a broke normie
how can i make a gas leak and kill myself without killing everybody in my house? also don't have a car or garage. canadian so no guns
>>36743999
>rent car
>find garage
>carbon monoxide
old habits die hard i see. Adolph Hitler would be proud of you anon. he would of gassed you (assuming gassing was real), yet here you are trying to gas yourself
>he just gassed himself
>>36744018
my credit is to shit rent a car
https://twitter.com/william94299364
is this what a real wizard looks like?
jestem cwelem pedauem 59.szukam bezwzglednego sadysty ,nie lubiacego cweli .,ktory podda mnie torturom i karom cielesnym-chlosta przypalanie itp.piss scat upokorzenie publiczne w klubie,jebanie bez gumy calkowite wykorzystanie finansowe-do zera-na koniec zniszczenie i kompromitacja cwela
>>36744025
polaks out
>>36743990
>thread about a real legit wizard/robot
>only 2 posters, 3 now including me.
/r9k/ is now full of normie and fake "robots"
>What do you think of my new little black dress anon? Isn't it just the cutest?
What do you think?
>>36743936
Yes, I really like it, you look amazing in this.
>>36743936
You're asking the wrong person about the wrong subject, fashion ain't my thing
>>36743936
*wonders where this sheboon came from*
What are your thoughts on dick?
Feels real good when dipped semi-flaccid into a lukewarm jar of jelly.
I fap to those who have it, yet I don't want it.
I only like dick in my Chinese cartoon pornography. In real life I'm strictly into women.
Life is over now
Join deaths bitter sweet embrace
And release yourself.
>Whom is he quoting
>What is he quoting
>>36743893
Who I am quoting?
Only the voice of my heart,
It is all I hear.
>Someone's been sleeping in my bed I see contours of a head
Why is it called greentext and not yellowtext? Am I color blind?
Because it's green, anon. Not yellow.
it's clearly green
>>36743806
It could just be your monitor my man.
tfw all you want in life is to go on an adventure.
>>36743803
Silly anon, if you go on a wild adventure in the real world you'll just starve or get raped in a foreign country
>>36743823
I know, feels even more bad man. I just to experience the kind of roller coaster journey that an adventure is.
If you are a girl (female) I'll take you on an adventure. Good timing as I'm flying to Asia tomorrow, you can come along.
Comfy pics thread for my evening I'll start.
>>36743781
Who comfy here yet?
>>36743868
DONUT MERCHANT GO AWAY REEEEEEEE
>>36744159
Nein! Rate me rare pepe please? SO comfy right now.
would you still have no gf if you looked like this
>>36743778
Yes. I unironically looked similar to him in highschool. Plenty of female attention no gf.
He looks like someone who'd get more attention from fags than women.
Yes because having a gf is awful and I don't want one.
I'm 99% sure I have Schizoid Personality Disorder and Avoidant Personality Disorder.
How can I get myself diagnosed officially and how long does it take?
I went to the doctor to get a referral to a psychologist but the doctor said he wants to run a bunch of health tests (blood test, etc) on me to make sure it's not an underlying health issue before I get to use their psychologist.
Some more information on me: I'm 30, HHKV, shut-in, never had the desire to socialise, don't like people, don't care about people etc.
this post is racist! f u op. four black peoples and the white one is the bad one. get out, just get the f out, RACIST
>>36743777
>>36743795
why do you care?
do you want to feel like you have a better understanding of your own existence?
psychs are generally wary of direct request whether it be for diagnoses or medication