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i thought you couldn't get unemployment if you get fired

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>tfw you live in a 3rd world country which doesnt provide a neetbux

>>36771416
enjoy unemployment and use this time to find a less cuck job

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I guess not
blox blox

>>36771380
>neutral
>age 35-45

But I'm 26 in real life and had to show my ID at a 16+ place last summer

>>36771862
but what does test say about your expression

Me, but instead of standing still I'd just walk at my normal pace. I usually still do unless it's hailing really hard or Im holding something that can't get wet. Rain is comfy.

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>>36771366
That looks really comfy, i love the rain.

I wasn't pudgy but I generally didn't mind rain

Some /familybonding/ will be under way shortly?

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>>36771356
congratulations to your sister! she is now a woman!

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yeah she readdy for the BBC

>tfw music private tracker
>tfw book private tracker
>tfw anime private tracker
>tfw weeb music private tracker
>tfw TV shows private tracker
>tfw movie private tracker
>tfw video games tracker
>tfw another video games tracker

Not sure what more I need.

>>36771325
What exactly does a private torrent tracker do?

>>36771349
is gazellegames gud

I want to become a poweruser on this one then try to get into there

>>36771365
pleb.

I started receding at 16, welcome to hell brother.

>>36771293
>>36771587
Yea, life a shit. But yall niggers need to shave that shit and work out everyday. dedicate an hour daily to shaving and working out.

>>36771293
tfw balding with god tier long asian hair
easily 300 consistent 200 strains a day

I'm fine with being alone and being poor
With lot of money I would be even happier

Finding a woman isn't a magical achievement that makes you happy either. Women come and go. They can cheat on you or lie to you. Even if a girl marries you for love instead of money, you'll have to deal with all the shitty aspects of her personality, and your freedom will be tied down by having to provide for her and whatever children you have.

>>36771337
>With lot of money I would be even happier
Why? What about money makes people so happy?

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>>36771235
You're going about it wrong. First you become friends with a girl (Get to know her) then if you still like her, date her.

If you ask someone out, and you don't even know her, they will assume you don't care about her, but only her vagina.

Hi Eliza
Unsurprisingly unoriginal

>>36771235
Chad here. Hey femanon, wanna come over for lots of sex today?

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here's a nice little bump for you <3

>>36771114
It's weird how only clean spot is her asshole.

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>>36771086
for fucks sake why does r9k have so many posting rules

>>36771001
Kinda me, I have people to waste time with but its always empty feeling with them, I need friends I can connect with.

I'm a NEET, I do that every day.

>>36771034
Do drugs or drink with them that way you can have shared experiences

>>36771035
I work 40-50 hours a week with normies that serve only to remind me how not normal I am. Days off really remind me of my robot status.

>>36770997
>mfw it's not my fault if I can't pick up on subtle social cues
>mfw it's impossible for me to improve my emotional intelligence
why? read some books about facial expressions and body language. Observe, analyze and mimic. Roleplay as a normie. I promise you, you will improve over time.

>>36771072
>Observe, analyze and mimic. Roleplay as a normie.

Of course I've tried that. Even if you follow all the rules on the surface, normies still notice something "off" about you and just pick up the fact that there is something wrong with you. My autism prevents me from knowing what it is exactly they find "off."

>>36771098
Usually the problem is, that your roleplay isn't fluent and not congruent. Normies sense this. Just think about bad actors or a shitty voice syncronisation.

Your moves could be to slow and shy or you send mixed signals because you don't control your facial expressions or body movement well or you don't know how authentic moves are supposed to look like. You really have to read some books and train to act authentic.

If you aren't a Neet you could try the same as me: Read on body language then use public transportation and put on different roles every time. Like the shy one, the strong one, the cool one, the cute one, the scared one,.... It's really eye opening how people react differently everytime if you do it correct.

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>>36770886
Plumbfkins on suicide watch

Not really. Seth looks a little dorky but this nigga Eric lookin like the Michelin man. This pasty stay puft marshmallow lookin motherfucker gives me the creeps. I wish I could turn his family tree into paper to wipe my ass with.

Same ears and nose. If Seth was higher bf% he would look the same

>>36770881
Please say you have a video from which this photo came. Please.

[spoilers] I need it

>>36770881
My god, what has happened to modern men??

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>tfw you will never caress the asshole of a qt fembot with your tongue

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(2/2) ... and then this happens.

Fuck my life. Fuck everything. I'm doomed to be a shut-in.

>>36770877
>my bro and chang

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it's supposed to get better some day.


Don't lose hope yet.

>>36770847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0

>>36770847
Whats wrong?
Why are you crying?

SOMETHING SOMETHING
JACKING OFF WITH A SAD CLOWN OVER SKYPE

OMG SO WITTY AND CONTEMPORARY