>a cute girl will never let you eat out her clean asshole

>>36770881
Please say you have a video from which this photo came. Please.

[spoilers] I need it

>>36770881
My god, what has happened to modern men??

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>tfw you will never caress the asshole of a qt fembot with your tongue

>>36770969
>>36770881

This guy looks 12 years old...

why wont femanons let us lick their buttholes?

>>36771005
Femanon here, for Chad ONLY ;)

>>36770999
>This was never you

Why even live

>>36770969
>is this the taste of victory or defeat?

>>36770945
It could be a mere fetish, lets not overcomplicate this

>>36770881
A literal fucking 12 year old eats out her ass and I can't even bang the ugly girls. Fuck this gay earth.

op at least provide sauce you homo

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>>36771233
i think in this case, it's both

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>>36770881
>/r9k/ always claims only Chad gets to indulge in the finest sexual pleasures
>pic related
>ZitFace McBowlcut is eating out the ass of a supreme qt3.14

Wtf man how the hell did this happen?

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>>36771367
>ZitFace McBowlcut
>implying he's not at least 6'2

>>36770936
Fucking newfag

Off my fucking board you 13 year old cunt

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>>36771022
If anything, the buttholes should be for the robots
Eating out a chicks shithole is beta af.

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>>36771428
>has never touched a woman before
>claims pleasuring a woman is beta

It seems as if I have found the problem

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>>36771367
Because this
>only Chad gets to indulge in the finest sexual pleasures
is a meme that exists on on this board. Please don't take anything meme'd here day in and day out seriously. Robots think harems are a normal thing because "muh 80/20 rule" and refuse to explain why pizzafaced, fat or over ugly dudes have girlfriends. Go outside once in a while.

>>36771479
women aren't orgasming for gettting their assholes tongued...it's not a pussy
>b-but muh nerves & erogenous zone
doesn't matter, the same can be said about ears, and belly buttonos

licking butts didn't become a real mainstream thing until some chick said she liked it in a song, then it became a meme

>>36771428
In my experience, women don't get insane pleasure from it. I've eaten three asses

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>>36771524
Correct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Z_7igxT5w

>>36771572
ikr, it's just like anal desu.
they just pretend to enjoy it

Asshole licking is a power thing for women.

>>36771606
>they just pretend to enjoy it
Does it really matter?
If you/me like it and i get to keep doing then theyre pretty cool/nice for continuing to let me fuck their ass.
>>36771613
Dont care, i like when a woman sits on my face.

>>36771572
>I've eaten three asses
Cool story bro

Is it really so wrong to want to suck on her toes and lick her asshole and have her spit on me and hit me and fuck niggers in front of me and make me eat their cum out of her pussy?

Come on.

>>36771616
Because you're beta

oruhiginoru

>>36771616
I never said it mattered.
I was responding to an anon who wasnt you dipshit, so Idc what you think

>>36771639
>Is it really so wrong to want to suck on her toes and lick her asshole and have her spit on me and hit me and fuck niggers in front of me and make me eat their cum out of her pussy?

Off yourself

>>36771645
Come kill me yourself big boy.

>>36771642
>Because you're beta
haha ok you got me, wanting to squeeze a chicks ass and lick her juices sure is beta
>>36771644
Why so rude and hostile fag?

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>>36771659
You motherfucking abomination.

I've tongued a girl's asshole while she was still semi-crying because I had slapped her multiple times in the face and choked her until she went blue.

She was propped up on her elbows and knees, with her butt up

Fucking makes me hard just thinking about it

>>36771666
>her juices

Fuck off

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>>36771639
pure heaven

>>36771666
no, licking her asshole clean of a days worth of farts, sweat and shit is beta.

>>36771688
Why do you people get so mad on the damn internet? Calm your autism.

>>36771695
Nigger we shower together frist and clean it. I lick it then fuck it.

>>36771524
>taking the bait this seriously

W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
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>>36771666
neck yourself, enjoy my last (you)

>>36771711
I bet she doesn't properly wash her ass in front of you. You're still eating farts, sweat and shit.

>>36771737
Nigger we're in the shower together. Havent you ever been in a shower with a woman before?
>>36771732
Ok killing myself

>>36771711
Doesn't matter how much you wash it shit particles are always constantly being pushed out of the hole at all times by the pressure and muscles in the ass, you're literally just eating her shit.

>implying it's beta to insert your tongue into a women's orifices
kissing, pussy eating and ass eating are beta?

she's probably uggo af under all that makeup but that looks like a primo ass to eat
>>36771737
yum

>>36771759
Nigger shes uses an enema when i fuck her ass raw. You arent gonna change my mind dude. I like anal and it aint gonna change.

>>36770881
i paid to let a prostitute let me lick her ass...that was demeaning desu

>>36771753
You completely missed what I said. She wouldn't wash properly in front of you because its a "sexy shower". I've showered with women and they're more playful than anything during sexy showers.

I'm done replying to you, you're obviously an idiot.

>>36771233
A taste of sweet victory; which very closely tastes like "da feet." Eh? Eh?

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>>36771787
>this much mental gymnastics because you realize eating your girlfriends crap isn't normal and now you have to act cool

>>36771820
>its a "sexy shower".
I never ssaid that you fag. I shower with my girl every morning you idiot. Sometimes we wash each other and she isnt a moron so shes careful and so am I to clean her ass very well.
>>36771844
Act cool? I already said I dont care. Fact is i fuck my girls ass regularly and youre fucking an onahole.

>>36771856
You let your girlfriend wash your ass?

>>36771856
If you like ass fucking so much why don't you just go fuck dudes?

>>36771880
Absolutely. Its about loving eachothers bodys dude. It isnt beta and if youve ever been with a woman you care about you would too. I wash her body and massage her and sometimes she returns the favor.
>>36771893
I like fucking her pussy and sucking her tits too.
That logic is stupid cause its like saying if you like getting blowjobs just let men do it.

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>>36771856
I have a girlfriend and when we talked about that she said she would never allow it because its gross and disgusting and a man should never do that, you're gf literally just thinks of you as some beta boy who likes eating shit. There's a reason girls take pictures while a man is doing this, because its degrading and humiliating to the "man".

If I were you I'd never be able to even continue my relationship with a girl after eating her crap, have fun being nicknamed shit-eater after you guys break up and she tells everyone how much of a beta you are.

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>>36771910
Are you just trolling at this point? I've never seen someone so beta and this big of a loser that they'd degrade themselves this much for a girl.

>>36771912
Do you realize this is anecdotal evidence and doesnt apply to all women? I like her ass cause I like it. She didnt ask me i wanted to. And with that logic making a girl suck your dick should allow you to call her piss drinker.
>>36771923
Nigger how is it degrading? You dont wash your girls body? You saying you dont liek rubbing your hands all over your girls body? Yu saying you dont want her rubbing your hands all over yours?

I seriously dont think any of you have been with women before. If you had youd know its enjoyable for both parties.

>>36771912
My gf hated it at first but now I usually eat her ass before and after we have sex, sometimes just for fun

she eats my ass too

>>36770881
>2017
>15 years old: "eat my ass daddy"

>>36771941
The dick is actually a sex organ which has cum come out if it, the ass is literally just made to throw out shit that's been digested by your stomach acids.

Stop the mental gymnastics, the two are nothing the same.

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>>36771941
>this much damage control to justify being a crap-eater who gets his ass hole washed by his "girlfriend"

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>>36771639
my negroid

i want to feel pain induced by a female

ITT: a bunch of beta virgins gang up on an ass-eating alpha male.

>>36772069
>alpha male.

literally what?

>>36772069
>ass-eating
>alpha male

Pick one and only one.

>>36772069
eating ass is beta

not hating, just stating facts

i mean sure, touching a woman in any way makes one more alpha than everyone on r9k combined, but that's beside the point

>>36772069
If your dad ate your mothers asshole while she sat on his face would even still call him a man?

>>36771948
>after we had sex
Confirmed lie

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I hope that ass-eating beta in this thread re-evaluates his WHOLE life, his parents raised him from being a bay to going through school and becoming a grown man only to eat another girls asshole and have his own asshole fondled by her, I bet his parents would be so proud of their manly son upon finding out he likes to eat shit.

>>36772029
Piss still comes out of it. Stop being so vanilla you fake robot.
>>36772040
Dont care, already said so
>>36772075
>>36772090
>>36772123
>>36772155
You guys are virgins tahts all i can say. I like having her ass in my face the same way i like having her tits in my face. I suck on her nipples and she strokes my hair. Guess tahts beta too right? I wanna get her pregnant and drink her milk so I guess thats beta as well right?

You people need to leave your house sometimes i swear.

>>36772198
Not him but I doubt he is going to reevaluate his life because some bitter virgins think sex is icky.

Grow up.

>>36772248
>eating shit is the same as me wanting to suck her tits and raise a family with her!


No one is saying the rest are beta you stupid fucking beta toy, its literally just you having another girls asshole around your mouth which is the problem.

You mongoloids will never know the absolute nirvana that is hot girl ass. Especially after you finger her a bit and her pussy juice slides down there

>>36772259
>sex
>licking an asshole

kek

>>36772301
Or you know, you can just taste pussy instead of pussy+shit.

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>>36772310
>the ass-eater in this thread actually enjoys that exact hole

>>36772291
Dude you ever watch those mike adriano porns? So that guys beta? he loves licking ass and he fucks em after. Its not beta youre just to vanilla.

I mean seriously of all the crazy fetishes talked about on r9k this si the one you all are against?
>>36772301
Patrician as fuck
>>36772310
See thats to far for me dude

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>>36772248
>You guys are virgins

>>36772355
He gets paid to do it and does it because they want him to for absurd amount of money, you just eat shit for free.

Also that fetish is not to far for you, you are already eating that same shit that comes out of her ass.

>>36772392
Nigger i just lick it a little to get it warmed up. It isnt a daily thing. Im totally secure and couldnt care less what you think dude. Im the one having regular sex. If you are as well good for you.

>>36770881
I licked my gfs asshole last night. was so delicious, and she loved it. Im gonna do it again tonight. I get a boner just thinking about it. Im gonna try and see if she'll lick mine after a good shave.

Shes not going to, but ill have to show her that an asshole can be clean and that our assholes smell and taste the same. Ill have her suckin my ass by tomorrow.

>>36772310
thats a nice shit, but i cant ever fap to it.

>five years later

*fap*

its a very slippery and well lubed slope.

>>36770881
i used to make my ex gf sit on my face after we would shower together

eating ass was legitimately my favorite sexual act, especially when she would squirm, moan, giggle, and tell me it tickles.

>>36770881

I've done this with my gf a couple times in the shower but you can catch hep C, so not so much anymore..

>>36771413
]spoierl[ He was super kidding.[\spoierl]

Can someone delete this thread.
Extremely low quality thread even for r9k standards

>>36772310
that is scat kino
very aesthetic poo
mmm chocolate soft serve

>>36772310
i'm the same, except i didn't went for scat but for asshole stretching and prolapses

>>36772495

Did she get cured of hep c? How is it not so transmissible now?

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>>36772622
meh I'm all for fudge, but prolapses & stretching are past my limits.

>>36771428
>>36770881
Same bitch different dude?

>>36772310
I don't think I've ever seen a shit that big. How long do you think she was holding that sucker in?

>>36770969
That's the most robot looking chad I've ever seen.
Nevermind though, he's probably a beta orbiter that got lucky. Probably got made fun of by chads for licking anus too.

>>36772669

Thats fucked up. stretching and prolapse is normal shit, shitting and beating off to poo is fucked up mate...

>>36772669
thats funny how we're on different paths of asshole love
>>36772622
My nigger

>wanting to a lick a girls butt who didn't step out of the shower less than 5 minutes ago

Why do you want to taste poop? I want to lick a girls anus, but only if she is in the shower and just washed or just got out of the shower.

>>36772669
>>36772711
yeah poop makes my stomach curl because i take it as something disgusting.

but some nice rosebud plopping out of loose asshole, damn nigga

>>36772743
spit shine divine.

>why would anyone want to lick a girls butt right after she got out of the shower

I dont want to taste soap, i want to like a girls anus and taste ass.

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>>36772710
>stretching and prolapse is normal shit,
No it actually isn't..

>>36772310
>>36772669

how do i get my poop to look like this

>>36772819
Drink more water, and eat plenty of foods with insoluble fiber.

>>36772819
>>36772839
I think its the opposite. Their poop looks horrible. ID say eat an extremely bad diet.

>>36772819
lots and lots of greens and fiber, some fruit but not too much, probably no meat, at least that first one looks completely vegan

>>36772310
loverachelle is scat kino though

>>36772861
The 1st girls poop is pretty optimal looking. You can tell she eats plenty of veggies
The 2nd one though, yeah you're right hers is probably horrible.

>>36772886
>>36772895
>>36772890
Youns are right, i dint watch all of the first one. That shit was like soft serve. Super healthy looking.

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>>36772890
I'd buy some of her delicacies, if they weren't so fucking expensive.
Makes a killing in dosh for doing absolutely nothing but pooping.

>>36772956
how many of you would try these? be honest

>>36772997
I'm not sure to be honest. Depends on how well the other ingredients blend/mask the taste of her shit.
I'd at least take a bite to find out though.

>>36771367
>normies think that is ugly
Fuck off back to facebook, Tyrone

>>36772682
I didn't even notice the hair & face similarities until now, maybe. wish I knew her name, there must be more pics then

>>36772997
>>36773036
>>36772956
Definitely not, this is to far for me. Again though if i could get a girl lactating id do everything with her milk.

>>36772956
>intentionally eating fecal matter

why are people this delusional? Fucking sick fucks

>>36770881
You do this for a woman and she will not respect you at all.

>>36773129
>ive read the red pill sidebar but never actually been with a woman ever

>>36773143
Actually have been in 3 relationships with women. Only 1 asked me to eat out her ass and told her straight up, fuck no.

>>36771524
but 80/20 is real tho, it can be seen pretty much everywhere in nature

>>36772248
no but honestly why are you on this board?? its like me going to a board dedicated to sports and then telling people who like sports to play videogames and that sports are dumb.
it is literally not the place for you to be

>>36773180
In theory yes, but chad doesnt want ugly girls even though they prefer him. Same as stacy doesnt want betas even though they prefer her. Most people date and marry +/-1 of their rating almost always for this exact reason.

>>36771592
>>36771524
you should remember that woman's looks can be deceiving, most if not all of them look ugly af, some of them are good with cosmetics and are able to create illusions of beauty.

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>>36773105
only a normie wouldn't be able to understand

>>36773225
Youre assuming a whole lot about me. Im not as much of a robot as i used to be 100% thats true. But i had sever OCD and a few other problems growing up that made my life extremely difficult. Got over them as i got older nigga. Still like some robot stuff at heart. Plus i hate most normie shit as well.
>>36773244
thats true but theres no doubt a huge difference between rosie o donnel and scarlett johanson.

>>36772198
yes, cannibals are truly a disgusting bunch.

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>>36772956
>>36772997
I used to pay a girl from Belarus to hollow out raw potatos and shit in them then send them to me via first class air mail.
It was pathetic but great. I used to pretend we lived together and kept tryuing to make french fries but all of the potato we bought turned out to be stuffed with human faeces. Eventually she stopped responding to me, which was lucky I guess because it was harvest season in Minsk and I had little money left haha

80/20 is still very real, let me explain. Both those kids are like 12 - 14 years old only, she does not know her value yet. If you think a hot girl at 18+ would let some zitface bowl cut kid her own age even touch her, you're very wrong. That is another reason among many that younger girls are better for older guys, they don't know their value at all yet. An extremely hot 24 year old is hip to the dating game and will be looking only for model tier men, athletes, doctors/lawyers etc.

That kid could have been you, but you were probably inside playing video games during those times.

>>36773260
>other is fat
>other is not
all people look the fucking same

>>36773278
Again usually this si true but there are exceptions see >>36771592
that girl si way out of his league and could leave at any time but it seem slike she loves him from that vid.

>>36771428
>>36770881

The facial expressions on these guys say it all

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>>36773297
>all people look the fucking same
What??????

>>36771948
>she eats my ass too

Now there's a good feeling.

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>>36770881
>tfw Dylann Roof has gotten a hotter girl than you ever will

>>36773301

She is deeply insecure and wants to have the upper hand in the relationship, you can easily see this. She has probably been cheated on before when she dated a chad and now insists she holds all the marbles in the relationship. No way does that fat fuck actually make her pussy wet. If you're him, you constantly have to worry about other guys trying to fuck her. Not worth it.

>>36773260
>Still like some robot stuff at heart. Plus i hate most normie shit as well.
you ARE a normie, why dont you respect the board you once used and leave? you do not fit in anymore

>>36773318
>body parts are the same and are in same spots on the body
>organs are same and are in the same spots on the body
>all of these body parts and organs work exactly the same way with every human
>only differences are coloration and some facial features
>human's color range is pretty small varying between mostly slightly dark to slightly light

>>36770881
>>36770969
Literally living the dream!

Originalio 578587667

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>>36773348
You are assuming a whole lot. Clearly you didnt watch the video. She started dating him in high school cause he made her laugh. Most women are pieces of shit but all are not. Id say 9/10 definitely are but theres a chance she isnt.
>>36773361
Mate are you saying just cause i got a girl im a normie? thats the only criteria?
>>36773376
Nigger are you baiting? Clearly that is a gross over simplification and if it were that simple we'd all be fucking supermodels. Please tell me this is a joke.

>>36773251
Omg thats a perfect BIG FAT OGRE SHIT !

>>36772956
Pretty decent rise on those all things considered desu

>>36773407

That's nice and all but only a matter of time before a hotter guy she meets hits it off with her and things just "happen". Nature is undefeated. She is very hot, he isn't. Unless he keeps her locked up in the house, its only a matter of time before she meets a chad at work or school or something. And once he says that is her boyfriend, he will go in for the kill.

>>36773271
I refuse to believe that this is true.

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>>36773376
Man this is some strong fucking coping here
Bet this is what you look like IRL

>>36773407
supermodels look ugly af, they are good with creating the illusion of beauty. humans are impure, they are only filthy animals and stay that way until trans-humanism happens.

>>36773489
>facts are coping now
please can you tell me if there is a green and blue striped human race with antlers instead of ears?

>>36770881

MODS !!!

both underaged

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>>36773467
Nigger again you arent thinking clearly. We all have weird fetishes right? Dont you think some girls do? Maybe she has a fat fetish? maybe she is truned off by muscles for some reason? I dont get it either but shes a model shes met and been around 100s of chads at this point if she wanted to leave shed of left. Again i agrre 99/100 women would but dont become so damn jaded that when that 1/100 shows up you throw her away.
>>36773500
Dude youre clearly a lunatic if you dont realize blake lively looks better than rose o donald. I mean seriously youre fucked in the head.

>>36773407
>Mate are you saying just cause i got a girl im a normie? thats the only criteria?
yes you fucking mongo, now i know youre just baiting me fucking normalfag

>>36773544
I cant imagine how gay you have to be to post this

>>36773544
just because you have a justin bieiber haircut doesn't mean you're underage retard

>>36773546
so i'm fucked in the head because i can see beyond all that make up and push up bras?

>>36773164
If she asked you to do it she would still respect you if you did it. It's a sex thing. After the sex is over everything is back to normal. Trust me. I have tried this with many girls. You sound dull af

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>>36773164
You sound like a prudish faggot.
It's 2017 nu-male.

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>>36773561
Thats literally only one thing dude. There are lots of criteria for being one. having a gf isnt excluding.

>>36773584
Yes you literally are. Laws of attraction are real. Symetrical faces and high cheekbones and wide hips and all that are appealing on a biological level. PLus chicks with nice tits dont need pushup bras. You realize everyone agrers with me and youre the only guy claiming all women are the same on a physical level.

>>36773658
most assholes aren't that clean, shitmouth

>>36773716
We dont lick Most assholes. If you have a girl all you have to do is have here take care of it and clean it and it will look like that. Nigger we arent going to mcdonals and licking those fat ass women assholes. No one is saying dont be selective in the assholes you fuck.

>>36770881
did she return the favor my man?

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>>36773716
Maybe if you live in America where you can only wipe with dry toilet paper.
I live in the 1st world where people take care of their butts.

>>36773665
wanting these women would only give me unnecessary pain, and that pain would carry me further from the true happiness

>>36773736
so you don't do it everyday but you and your girlfriend professionally clean your assholes daily?

>>36773764
OK fag but theres a huge difference between pretending you dont get it and choosing not to participate. You seem to get it now you just wanna distance yourself from it which is fine but dont play dumb to mask the fact you are opting out, which is fine if thats what you want.
>true happiness
Which is?

>>36773759
Shut up pajeet. you people don't have bidets, you have designated shitting streets.

>>36773786
Not all the time. Look you probably read into it to much. Its not like shes fingering my asshole in the shower. Just sometimes i wash her body and she washes mine. Simple. Look imagine youre in a warm shower with an attractive girl. She covers her hands in soap and rubs them all over your body while pressing her breasts up against you. Then you do the same to her and rub her entire body with your hands. Its honestly fun and enjoyable and i dont feel ashamed about it at all. Usually get out from the shower and dry off then fuck and cuddle if its night time senpai. Highly recommend it.

>>36773788
ataraxia, it is the tranquility, peace and absence from pain. something that normlafags like you can't even get.

>wants to lick an anus
>anuses only exists for shitting purposes
>insist that it has zero traces of shit

I will never understand this

>>36773818
>Bidets are only muslim land
Amertards at it's finest. Try Japan and 1st world Euroland too

>>36773665

I feel physical pain knowing I'll never get a girl that attractive

>>36773840
Want to lick pussy. It feels good on the girl. But vagina stinks and smell like piss. What do?

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>>36773836
Nigger i dont want that. Thats all pseudo nonsense. Im sorry to burst your fedora bubble but ive never been half as happy as when im with my girl. Literally laying on her and sucking on her tits while she strokes my hair is the best moments of my life and i couldnt care less if you wanna pretend youre some budha or not.

>>36773863
Again never say never, tehres a slim chance. Try and find a girl with a fat fetish. They are rare but exist. assuming youre fat my dude.
>>36773869
wash it obviously

>>36773869
vagina has pheromones and smells you are naturally attracted to but don't think the same applies to shit

>>36773840
>>anuses only exists for shitting purposes

The fundamental nature of humanity is one of creativity; I think turning to anus into a sex hole is part of that.

>>36773827
Yea, that shit is sexytime and since its sexytime you guys aren't worried about actually getting clean.

dirty asshole licker confirmed

>>36773924
Nigger you didnt listen, i dont fuck her ass all the time and when i do i clean her asshole or make sure she does. Please stop with the fox and grapes routine. If you dont liek it thats fine but i do.

>>36773889
that's more greece stuff, also the feeling you get while sucking on your girls tits is also tranquility.

>>36773856
>thinks Indians are Muslim

>>36773952
So i guess i can get it then

>>36773959
they all look alike to me

>>36770881
that's fine, I prefer a dirty one

>>36773947
your tongue is lined with shit. anything you say is to be regarded as shit because of the foul smell that comes from your shit lined mouth.
shitty mouth? clean it up with orbit.

>>36774050
dont care, keep coping with the fact you have no girl so you have no choice in the matter.

>>36773999
but they each have a specific smell

>>36774086
which i why i said look not smell

>>36772069
>ass-eating alpha male

She's prepping you for the day she cucks you. she wants to make sure you'll survive in the gay community once all roasties agree never to speak to you

>>36774131
>all roasties agree never to speak to you
You might think its a job but its true they all network and rate guys...Give up on it.

>>36774063
"dook here, I keep choking with the fat poo. take long curls so I have my face in the fecal matter"
-you

>>36774119
The smell is how you tell the difference

>>36771367

Because whites can't be robots.

>>36771551
here's a freebie for you anon
contact with non-pussy areas, in the context of making out with someone, builds anticipation and excitement. All these things contribute directly to arousal. As they become more aroused, attaining orgasm becomes possible through direct stimulation.

This is why if you were to reach into a random woman's pants and try to stimulate her clitoris on the bus, she sould not get aroused despite what manga may have led you to believe.

>>36770881
Goddamn that guy is enjoy the fuck out of that.

>>36775081
I've never in life met a girl who actually got aroused by having her asshole licked.alone.

>>36775330
>alone
I'm definitely not going to argue against that, I think that being in the right headspace is what makes anything at all arousing.

>>36775330
It's like teasing her nipples with an ice cube.

I eat my girlfriends ass all the time.
You haven't lived until a woman's sitting on your face, you're tongue-deep in her back alley and she's leaning over and sucking your dick at the same time.
It's incredible.

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you guys are fucking stupid, why would you not eat a girl's ass if she wanted you to? if you want her to suck your dick wouldn't it be courteous to eat her pussy/ass?

fucking virgins don't understand how to sex

A man (actually men) needs a name

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>>36777986
Get out.

Get the fuck out normie.

>treating women with respect
Only "woman" I'll respect is a trap. Women are all fucking roastie succubi and should be treated like the shit they are

>>36771572
That's quite the resume.

>>36770881
That's one lucky acne ridden faggot. It looks like a nice butt.

>>36770881
I can't help but feel that if you hadn't specified that the asshole was clean this wouldn't have turned into a scat thread halfway through.

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>>36772248
>You guys are virgins
>You people need to leave your house
Please return from whence you came

>>36777986
I may be a virgin, but at least I can locate the shift key.

>>36772310
fucking end yourself faggot f

>>36770881
>tfw

i just want to worship a qt

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>tfw ass eating got memed into reality
>many girls will want you to eat their asses just because of the meme

Life is good bros.

>>36772622
Are you me anon? scat for me is 100% about watching some qt whore's asshole dilate and open up. I want to think the shits I watch -hurt- her to take

I wish I had someone to lick my ass.
It feels good to wiggle my butt onto someone's face and tongue.