ITT: Post your getting bullied while playing sports stories
>>36809500
fuck you for making me think about them
Last time I played sports I was 7. How the fuck do you expect me to remember that far back
>>36809698
I remember all kinds of stuff from back then, man.
Why can't depressioncucks just choose to be happy?
Why can't the diabetic just regulate their blood sugar? Look, I'm doing it right now. It's not that bloody hard.
Carrot and stick
>>36809484
Why can't you choose to grow a 12-inch penis?
How do people who sleep naked not get shit stains on their sheets?
>>36809450
you shower beforehand filthy robot niggr
>>36809450
I have a big butt
Annandale
>>36809475
are you a girl (female) or girl (male)?
>be born a male
>reach 23 years of age
>5'3
why?
i'm pretty convinced god doesn't exist because if he existed he would not allow something like this to pass
>>36809437
>5'3
>MALE
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
become rich and fat
>>36809491
get off my fucKING BOARD ROASTIE!!
>There's a place off Ocean Avenue
>Where I used to sit and talk with you
>We were both 16 and it felt so right
>Sleeping all day, staying up all night
>Staying up all night
Right in the feels with feellowcard
Normie.
Fug outta here.
>>36809372
Yellowcard sucks.
Get some taste, anon.
>>36809448
>Song released in 2004 giving feels
Normie how?
So I just recently developed burning mouth syndrome, and even though it's relatively trivial it's shit because I'll have to deal with it forever.
Any of you have chronic conditions?
>pic unrelated
>>36809364
>burning mouth syndrome
What's that? My joints are fucked and only set to get worse. Even a short staircase leaves me in pain.
>>36809364
Semen is the only natural cure, OP.
>>36809392
My mouth (roof of my mouth in this case) randomly starts feeling scalded and like it's inflamed. Its very painful and incurable. I'm thinking it's from cigs
Daily reminder space robots Elliot was not a robot he was rich had some friends a nice car and loving parents the only robot Trates that he had were his lack of success with women and all the rage he had but other than those things he was a rich spoiled normie.
>>36809264
i think his biggest problem was that haircut
>>36809277
What's wrong with his hair anon?.
>>36809264
Elliot was a Chad who decided to become trans-robot
Where do I go to casually meet women?
I was thinking maybe trying to join a female DBT group. I can't figure this shit out.
Coffee shops. More specifically the ones in uptown. Or just walk around uptown and start talking to random people and go to events they invite you out to.
Become good friends with women who are in relationships and have them set you up with their single friends.
I also live near the twin cities. It's Lit.
I'm a 19 y/o male virgin who's never had a girlfriend, kissed, or dated. Is that bad or fine/normal? What should I do?
>>36809204
I'm a 20 y/o male virgin who's never had a girlfriend, kissed, or dated. Is that bad or fine/normal? What should I do?
>>36809204
>>36809219
21 male virgin who's never had a girlfriend, kissed, or dated. Is that bad or fine/normal? What should I do?
>>36809204
>>36809219
>>36809232
I'm a 22 y/o male virgin who's never had a girlfriend, kissed, or dated. Is that bad or fine/normal? What should I do?
>Qt walks in room with her friend who forgot something.
>While her friend is looking for her stuff i glance at the qt.
>She glances at me too and make awkward eye contact.
>i look away quickly
>She has a slight smile as she is looking away.
>She glances at me again.
>This time we hold it for a couple seconds
>She still has that smiley expression.
>Her friend finds her shit and they leave.
>As they walk out the door she glances at me again and leaves.
Am i delusional? i am only 5'9".
Its happened a few times with other girls but i never approach them because if i am just being delusional they will probably get creeped out.
>>36809184
>i am only 5'9"
Are you cute by any reasonable metric? Sometimes that can override it.
This is why non white men are getting white women in record numbers.
White men like OP think shit like this.
>>36809225
I am mixed, 50 percent white 50 percent spanish.
Post Em!
[Spoiler]Originalio
This girl bullies me on fb. I don't like her face, but I'd smooch her BoBo's.
I want to smooch and cuddle the one without the filter.
>>36809166
Tbqhtbqh
Anyone in Michigan want to start a suicide pack
Do you mean *suicide pact?
>>36809043
It's PACT and no, fuck you. Die alone. Die alone.
>>36809043
This is r9k, not wizchan
Any robots looking for a fembot friendly discord server to join?
https://discord[replace with period]gg/4SdGhNY
>>36809032
its pretty ok
>>36809032
>fembot friendly
fuck off orbiter
that looks weird and creepy
>you will never be this happy about something
>>36808870
>tfw no negro anus licking slave
why the fuck did our cuck ancestors end slavery
So this is why chad takes all those volunteering trips to africa. Fuck this shit.
>>36809334
i wouldn't want them slaves dirty pick n innies
our ancestors were stupid to bring them here as slaves because now america has a nigger problem. if they didn't bring them here they'd be like all other races (besides mexicans since they share such a close border) but the only ones that could get to america from africa would be the smartest ones. so basically we'd have like no niggers here and hte ones we did have here would be the outlier smart one much like indian doctors or w/e.
fuck niggers tbqh.
You fags seem to be a bunch of kissless virgins and I feel for you. I used to be there too.
I made this for you robots.
https://youtu.be/m_NIEZ62f_g
>>36808839
Is this because of the thread I made yesterday?
That was actually pretty good but the punchline was more drawn out than it should have been, you could have accomplished the same joke in half the time.
>>36808886
I don't think so, if it's still up, link it so I can check out out.
>>36808886
Thank you stranger, I'm still working on my delivery, it's all a work in progress.