How do people who sleep naked not get shit stains on their sheets?

>>36809450
you shower beforehand filthy robot niggr

>>36809450
I have a big butt
Annandale

>>36809475
are you a girl (female) or girl (male)?

>>36809450
most people don't have actual shit on the area around their asshole
you don't shove your sheets up your butt either

>>36809450
It just occurred to me that I have a pillow very similar to the one she's lying on.

It's a comfy fucking pillow.

>>36809539
my gf has that shit pillow but its too rigid imo. feather pillow or gtfo

>>36809450
Improve your diet
Eat less
Improve your hygiene

Do all three and you won't have stinky butthole leaking shit all day

I bet you're an american fatso who eats cheese while drinking pure oil, having soda for dessert.

>>36809560
I dig rigid pillows honestly, like Memory Foam type shit. They give me some much-needed support.

Plus I like the feel when I sink into them. It's great up until I need to flip it over because my head's too hot.

>>36809450
Get a girl (or trap) to eat your asshole clean.

>not taking a shower immediately after each bowel movement

>not fingering your shitty asshole clean while in the shower

unhygienic PLEB

>>36809450
I don't sleep naked, but I don't have shit stains in my underwear either. Why would i have shit stains by sleeping naked?

Do you wipe your ass clean after shitting? I keep wiping with new pieces of toilet paper until I get nothing on the last piece. Plus the last place I clean on my body with the soaped up wash cloth is my ass crack. I haven't had shit stains in my undies since I was a little kid, having to hold in a shit while sharing a bathroom with 4 other family members.

>>36809612
>only cleaning an inch into your rectum when you could be eating massive amounts of fiber and never needing to wipe.

>>36809450
by having a clean ass you filthy neet

>>36809450
clean sheets every 2 days, clean self twice a day, once right before bed.

How is this so hard for neets to understand.

You shower, and not drag your bedsheets though your buttcrack?

>>36809450
Most people's asses aren't perpetually covered in shit like yours apparently is. Also most people change their sheets every once in a while.

>>36809450
by cleaning their ass properly

>>36809848

>eating massive amounts of fiber

>having to gamble shitting yourself on every big fart

yeah no thanks

>>36809450
because body hygiene

>>36809992
I havent changed my sheets in 9 months. How the fuck do you manage to do that shit every 2 days? I would kill myself doing that much laundry.

I throw one thing in the wash and leave it for 5 days until my roomate yells at me

>>36809450
By wiping your ass and being clean and hygienic with your body. Not only normies do that, Anon. You should try doing it sometime.

What's open girls name?
Orgeanolliolis

>>36810137
zoe quinn

you must be new

I use a buttplug

>>36809450
Fucking hell I want to tongue that asshole

>>36810127
You are a disgusting human being and you deserve having your roommate yell at you every day.

>>36809992
>clean sheets every 2 days
How the fuck do you have time to do that

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>>36809495
not that anon but im a boi(male) with a big butt

I just really want a family, desu. A wife and kids.

>>36810387
wrong thread?

oregano

>>36809450
>that lovey pink little butthole

I want to give it a very thorough licking.

>wipe your ass
>eat better so your shit isn't runny stuff that smears

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>>36810387
For some reason I was reminded of this fucking gem.

>>36809573
What an absurd accusation. We drink soda for every meal and have things much much worse for dessert.