ITT: Post your getting bullied while playing sports stories

>>36809500
fuck you for making me think about them

Last time I played sports I was 7. How the fuck do you expect me to remember that far back

>>36809698

I remember all kinds of stuff from back then, man.

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>>36809500
>get invited to play footy
>I'm a big bloke
>fucking knock someone down to the dirt
>they think I'm cool from then on

Australia is pretty alright

>keep missing the ball at the goal because I'm a dickhead
>they keep scoring
>"just switch with me, anon"
>simple as that, no bullying

>get knocked over by a fucking bull
>complete weapon on the field
>he asks if I'm alright while everyone else laughs because Australia

>7th grade
>P.E.
>playing badminton
>8th grader is being a cunt
>pushing me around and stuff
>he's playing in the court next to mine
>his badminton, thing, goes into my court
>pushes me out of the way to pick it up
>beat the living shit out of him with a badminton racket when he turns around
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>hate playing sports
>dad signs you up at a young age
>not paying attention during a session or whatever it is
>get the soccer ball
>score a goal against yuur own team
awful memory,atleast my dad was too beta to get pisssed about it

>>36809741
WHY ARE AUSFAGS SO SMUG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36809800
Lol I did that once, I wouldn't worry about it. It's kind of a funny kid story, ya know? Like if you're talking to someone about childhood sports that's a funny story to tell. That's more to say than if you hadn't done it.