I think I'm in lovewith a boywho will never love me :(
>>36831391
I'll bee your bf if thats oksy with you
>>36831456
>I'll bee your bf if thats oksy with you
but you aren't him though
>>36831391
>I think I'm in love
>with a boy who will never love me :(
Gay post
"Hey principal Anon! It's been a few weeks anything new?"
Get rid of the black one and Mexican one first.
>>36831504
"Don't you mean African and Hispanic ones?"
>>36831598
Yes, laqrisha and Lupe. Get rid of both of them
Hey everyone, I'm streaming and I'm v lonely. Come join me.
twitch tv osmurr
>>36831237
pls
orifigngfjf
>>36831237
Nice stream, brad.
Oregrhcddghcff
>>36831237
you're a cunt, you're rude, you're begging for money, fuck off, this isn't your advertising board
i am a man and you are a boy
i am stern, practical and stoic
you are hyperactive, overly sincere/zealous and petty
you don't know how to control yourself and your emotions because you are immature and unsophisticated
i see you try to make fun of people because of your childishness but you forgot one thing; you are the bottom of the food chain
i know you have strength in numbers but that doesn't mean anything
delusions and stupidity aren't nullified by democracy
trash has always been more popular and common than quality in every field of human endeavour so if anything your numbers make you look even worse
you're like the unwashed masses who consume low brow entertainment and nutritionally inferior processed foods
i am like the sensitive intelligent loner who enjoys cultivated high brow entertainment and fine dining
i would honestly rather be dead than be like you
If you're so sure of yourself, why are you bragging about how great you are to a bunch of losers on a board designated for losers?
>>36831263
a bit of hectoring to inferior low-brow bottom feeders never hurt a gentleman. who knows, maybe pointing out your unsophisticated existence will help you better yourself chap.
>>36831222
>He is talking to the void about how much better he is
>He is actually so retarded he can't grasp the concept of anonymous unrestricted public forum
Jesus fucking Christ just how stupid can you be.
>laugh at a braaaaaap post
>remember im a balding severely underweight uneducated NEET
>contemplate suicide
le wohak eat spehetj xBBBB
Just accept it.
Just don't...check fart porn even out of curiosity. Just don't. You will reach that point eventually, remember to turn back when you get there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85UY1oICxE
>>36831230
I choose the poorly lit wojack because it pertains to my current lighting situation. I'll pick a better one next time
>advertising condoms during Samurai Jack
Why? Am I to believe that the people watching this show are capable of getting laid?
>>36831160
>adult swim
>adults
>>36831160
these look like they are for women to carry around in their purse for when they need a good dickin.
Its discreet so that if someone where to look in their purse they have no idea what it is, and considering that a lot of lul so animu grills watch adult swim animu, then wham there is your market.
Why are there so many dry eye commercials on adult swim? You're grandpas not up past 10 watching AS lol.
>he wears the autism-jacket
Tunnel snakes rule!
(Note: the above comment was not original.)
>>36831170
kek he looks totally autistic af but probably thinks he's so cool
>>36831138
Is cosplay an autistic activity?
>neighbors are having a house party
>normies are running around screaming outside
walk in there and join them
this is your chance, anon
be a man for once in your rotten life
>>36831135
Literally just call the cops about all the noise.
>>36831135
CALL THE COPS, CALL THE COPS, CALL THE COPS!
And tell us how it goes. Do an anonymous call.
Hey /r9k/ does anyone wanna talk to a fembot like me? My boyfriend just dumped me and I'm looking for a new one? My Number is 8156648334
>>36831053
ur like 12 gtfo REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36831217
>implying this is even an actual gril and not another role play fag
>>36831217
But Anon, I can be the Loli of your dreams? I'm actually 19, but I just look really young
Anyone else here have a king complex?
I'm always thinking about what would happen if I toppled the current political infrastructure and became the new ruler.
Nobody? Guess everyone's content just beeing themselves.
>tfw you're a rebel because you're alienated not alienated because you're a rebel
>>36831011
>>36831482
why would anyone want you as king?
>Can't stop contorting and twisting my own brain into something it's not
>Might have an IQ of 130, but likely don't
>Pretend I do anyway
>Can't stop seeing my own isolation as a side-effect of my superior intelligence
>Atheist from 13
>INFP personality (high correlation with IQ on MBTI)
>Landed in gifted classes as a boy
>Using all of this shit to further my own arrogance
>Twisting my life into something it's not, and can't stop myself because I'm so alone
>Never felt intelligent when I was in Highschool, but now, because it's all I have, I'm suddenly Einstein
>Have no one around to destroy my thoughts, and 4chan only serves to my ego as I assert superiority over others even though there was no clear defeat in any arguments I participate in
Is anyone else going through the same thing?
>>36831000
Checked m888888888a8
>Thinks IQ and MBTI is relevant or even real
Yep, you're delusional alright.
>>36831144
Two words:
Black power
WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING LIBERAL. I CANT MAKE FRIENDS WITH ANYONE. I WANT TO DIE DIE DIE.
>>36830969
It's 2017, if you want a wife that isn't sleeping with other men then get with the times gramps, nobody likes mysogynists.
DIE DIE DIE my darling shut your pretty mouth. I'll be seeing you in hell.
I don't mind the liberalism/conservatism. I mind when people can get so swept up in their beliefs and ideologies that it gets in the way of their personhood.
Who else lives with their parents?
21 in a month, still living with mommy and daddy.
27. Still living at home. Life is terrible.
21 and still living with mommy. I don't think I'll move out for at least a few more years.
23 here
have a job and money saved up though so it's not too bad if shit hits the fan
>you pull up to a red light
>see this next to you
what do
Reeeeee at her and call her a Stacy xddd
"Eyes on the road, Hannah."
Wonder why some dumb thot is looking at me & ignore her
Why are American Republicans usually not a bright lot?
but they are bright. you're just a biased cuck
>>36830768
Generalizing a group of people is a meme.
>>36830768
>Why are American Republicans usually not a bright lot?
People who didn't do well in school tend to not like the education system
Would you like an institution which failed you